Hello all. I'm just writing this short fic for you peoples while I can't
update my current fanfiction. This is a spoof on my favorite movie "Monty
Python and the Search for the Holy Grail" which happens to be a spoof on
the movie Excalibur. This is just one of my favorite scenes. If I get some
good reviews I might continue putting up different scenes but until then
this is just a quick I-have-nothing-better-to-do-fanfiction for you all to
enjoy.
Disclaimer- I do not own Monty Python or Inuyasha {that would tip you in on how I would make this a spoof. *Author starts laughing at all the possibilities*}
Characters:
King Arthur: Inuyasha His abbreviation is KAI and you can imagine him however you want to. Just remember he isn't wearing any armor.
Black Knight: Kouga His abbreviation is BKK and don't forget he's a knight, so he has a black helmet on
Green Knight: Just some normal person GK and it's the same as him
Author's Tip to the readers: Never, ever, ever try to make sense of Monty Python
Inuyasha: Must I do this?
Author: yes Inuyasha you must. Now act!
Inuyasha: I don wanna!
Author: you get to dismantle Kouga.
Inuyasha: I'm All for that!
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The Black knight
*KAI is walking through the forest on a quest to find the bravest knights in the land to join in his court at Camelot when he comes upon two knights fighting*
The fight rages on for a minute or two and then the GK charges at BKK.
BKK: *throws his sword at the GK and it flies right into the little slit in his helmet for his eyes, killing him*
*BKK walks over to the dead GK, sticks his foot on the guy's head and yanks his sword out by the hilt. Then he walks back over to the bridge he was guarding*
*KAI watched the fight and then walks over to BKK*
KAI: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BKK: *silence* *thinking* What does this idiot want?
KAI: I have ridden the land in search for the mightiest knights to join me in my court at Camelot.
BKK: *Silence* *thinking* It's not worth my time.
KAI: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
BKK: *Silence* *thinking* No, you dog turd! Now go away!
KAI: You make me sad. Come patsy! *Begins to walk across the bridge* {Patsy is KAI's little squire that follows him around carrying his stuff. I couldn't think of a character to be him so he's just a normal person too.}
BKK: NONE SHALL PASS. *Thinking* especially stupid dog turds who have my woman!
KAI: What?
BKK: NONE SHALL PASS. *Thinking* Now go away!
KAI: I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight. But I must cross this bridge!
BKK: THEN, YOU SHALL DIE. *Thinking* I will have fun with him and then I can go and take back my woman!
KAI: I command you, as king of the Britons to stand aside!
BKK: I MOVE FOR NO MAN.
KAI: SO BE IT! *Draws sword*
*The knight fight for a little while with lots of "Hiyah!"-ing*
*finally the BKK gets his left arm chopped off*
KAI: Now stand aside, worthy advisary.
BKK: 'Tis but a scratch.
KAI: A scratch?!? Ya arm's off!
BKK: No it isn't.
KAI: What's that then? *Points at dismembered Arm with sword*
BKK: *Pause to think of a witty retort* I've had worse.
KAI: You lie!
BKK: Come on you dog turd! *Begins fighting again with only one arm*
*another short battle ending with BKK getting his right arm chopped off*
KAI: Victory is mine! *Gets down on one knee and starts praying to God* {King Arthur is a very religious person} we thank thee lord, for in thy mercy *gets kicked in the head by BKK*
BKK: Come on then!
KAI: What? *Gets kicked again* You are indeed brave sir knight but the fight is mine!
BBK: Oh, had enough eh?
KAI: Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
BKK: *Looks at where his arms are supposed to go on his sides* Yes I have. *Kicks KAI some more* DOG TURD! DOOOOOOG TUUUUUUURD!
KAI: Look stop that! *Gets Kicked again* I'll have your leg! *Gets kicked another time* RIGHT! *Chops off BKK leg as he came in for another kick*
BKK: *Hopping around on one leg* Right! I'll do you for that!
KAI: You'll what?
BKK: C'mere! *Hops toward KAI*
KAI: What are you going to do? Bleed on me? *Pushes BKK away*
BKK: I'm invincible!
KAI: You're a loony.
BKK: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! *Hops toward KAI again*
KAI: *Rolls his eyes and chops BKK's last leg off*
BKK: *Looks around*
KAI: Right. Let's call it a draw. Come Patsy! *Walks across bridge*
BKK: *From ground* Oh, I see. Runnin' away eh? You yellow bastards! Come back and take what's comin' to ya! I'll bite your legs off!
End Scene
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Well how'd ya like it? Like I said earlier, if I get some good reviews I might write another scene as a second chapter. PLEASE!
Disclaimer- I do not own Monty Python or Inuyasha {that would tip you in on how I would make this a spoof. *Author starts laughing at all the possibilities*}
Characters:
King Arthur: Inuyasha His abbreviation is KAI and you can imagine him however you want to. Just remember he isn't wearing any armor.
Black Knight: Kouga His abbreviation is BKK and don't forget he's a knight, so he has a black helmet on
Green Knight: Just some normal person GK and it's the same as him
Author's Tip to the readers: Never, ever, ever try to make sense of Monty Python
Inuyasha: Must I do this?
Author: yes Inuyasha you must. Now act!
Inuyasha: I don wanna!
Author: you get to dismantle Kouga.
Inuyasha: I'm All for that!
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The Black knight
*KAI is walking through the forest on a quest to find the bravest knights in the land to join in his court at Camelot when he comes upon two knights fighting*
The fight rages on for a minute or two and then the GK charges at BKK.
BKK: *throws his sword at the GK and it flies right into the little slit in his helmet for his eyes, killing him*
*BKK walks over to the dead GK, sticks his foot on the guy's head and yanks his sword out by the hilt. Then he walks back over to the bridge he was guarding*
*KAI watched the fight and then walks over to BKK*
KAI: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BKK: *silence* *thinking* What does this idiot want?
KAI: I have ridden the land in search for the mightiest knights to join me in my court at Camelot.
BKK: *Silence* *thinking* It's not worth my time.
KAI: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
BKK: *Silence* *thinking* No, you dog turd! Now go away!
KAI: You make me sad. Come patsy! *Begins to walk across the bridge* {Patsy is KAI's little squire that follows him around carrying his stuff. I couldn't think of a character to be him so he's just a normal person too.}
BKK: NONE SHALL PASS. *Thinking* especially stupid dog turds who have my woman!
KAI: What?
BKK: NONE SHALL PASS. *Thinking* Now go away!
KAI: I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight. But I must cross this bridge!
BKK: THEN, YOU SHALL DIE. *Thinking* I will have fun with him and then I can go and take back my woman!
KAI: I command you, as king of the Britons to stand aside!
BKK: I MOVE FOR NO MAN.
KAI: SO BE IT! *Draws sword*
*The knight fight for a little while with lots of "Hiyah!"-ing*
*finally the BKK gets his left arm chopped off*
KAI: Now stand aside, worthy advisary.
BKK: 'Tis but a scratch.
KAI: A scratch?!? Ya arm's off!
BKK: No it isn't.
KAI: What's that then? *Points at dismembered Arm with sword*
BKK: *Pause to think of a witty retort* I've had worse.
KAI: You lie!
BKK: Come on you dog turd! *Begins fighting again with only one arm*
*another short battle ending with BKK getting his right arm chopped off*
KAI: Victory is mine! *Gets down on one knee and starts praying to God* {King Arthur is a very religious person} we thank thee lord, for in thy mercy *gets kicked in the head by BKK*
BKK: Come on then!
KAI: What? *Gets kicked again* You are indeed brave sir knight but the fight is mine!
BBK: Oh, had enough eh?
KAI: Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
BKK: *Looks at where his arms are supposed to go on his sides* Yes I have. *Kicks KAI some more* DOG TURD! DOOOOOOG TUUUUUUURD!
KAI: Look stop that! *Gets Kicked again* I'll have your leg! *Gets kicked another time* RIGHT! *Chops off BKK leg as he came in for another kick*
BKK: *Hopping around on one leg* Right! I'll do you for that!
KAI: You'll what?
BKK: C'mere! *Hops toward KAI*
KAI: What are you going to do? Bleed on me? *Pushes BKK away*
BKK: I'm invincible!
KAI: You're a loony.
BKK: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! *Hops toward KAI again*
KAI: *Rolls his eyes and chops BKK's last leg off*
BKK: *Looks around*
KAI: Right. Let's call it a draw. Come Patsy! *Walks across bridge*
BKK: *From ground* Oh, I see. Runnin' away eh? You yellow bastards! Come back and take what's comin' to ya! I'll bite your legs off!
End Scene
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Well how'd ya like it? Like I said earlier, if I get some good reviews I might write another scene as a second chapter. PLEASE!