(In the loud house, Lori was texting to Bobby with her phone, she texted the typical things like "OMG",'ROTFL","Totes",etc.)
Lori: (sighs) I love my phone.
(Then she flinches and places her hands on her bum)
Lori: Oh geez! I gotta go really bad!
(She rushes to the bathroom with her phone locks the bathroom door and let's nature does its thing. Soon, she fully relives herself, flushes the toliet, and proceeds to wash her hands.)
Lori: man! That was literally stressful! But at least it's over!
(She reached for her phone to take a selfie, but since her eyes were on her washing her hands, she couldn't see where her phone was, and thus, accidentally pushes her phone in the toilet with a loud "SPLASH!" noise, hearing it, Lori looked at the toilet where her phone was)
Lori: oh nonononono!
(She picked the phone up and tried turning it on, but the phone only sparked instead of turning it on.)
Me: (in a tuxedo in mars with a desk with a micrphone) and now, a brief DBS caneo of my 2 favorite DBS charecter.
(Beerus and his teacher Whis were sunbathing in their home, when suddenly.)
Lori: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!
(The sudden scream made the 2 fell out of their chairs and into the lake in a startled fashion.)
Beerus: what on earth was that?!
Whis: I think it was the sound of a girl screaming over her mistake.
Beerus; Really?! Well that scared the daylight out of me!
Me: And now back to the plot.
(Lori breathed rapidly trying to calm herself down.)
Lori: ok, dont panic, just gotta put it in rice and it'll be fine.
(She ran downstairs to the kitchen, grabbed a bag of rice, removes her phone's battery, and placed the 2 in the rice bag.)
Lori; phew!
(Just then the kids came downstairs in a concerned panic)
Leni; sis! What's wrong?!
Lincoln: we heard your scream!
Luna: what's the issue dude?!
Lori: oh, it's nothing. My phone fell in the toilet and I'm letting it dry up in that rice bag.
Luan: well that was really RICE of you to so that to your phone! (Giggles) get it?
(The kids groan in annyonce as usual.)
Lori: anyway, it should dry up completely in just...uh...lisa how much time will this take?
Lisa: about a week.
Lori: A WEEK?! I'll go insane by the 2nd day!
Lisa: hey its not my fault your phone got clogged.
Lori: look, is there any substitutes I can use while my phone dries up.
Lisa; there is one.
(We cut to Lisa's room where she rummages through her closet for Lori's substitute camera.)
Lisa: let's see here.
Leni; how bout this?
(Leni grabs what appears to be a watch phone.)
Leni; this can work!
(She gives it to lori.)
Lori: thanks!
(She turns it on and the watch suddenly creates a stargate in Lisa's room)
(Meanwhile)
Beerus: ok I dont know what was that about but at least its over.
Whis: right. Now here's some brownies for us.
(Then a stargate appears under the plate of brownies and said snack falls into it, leaving the 2 shocked and appalled)
Beerus and whis: wha...WHAT THE-
(Back at the loud house, the brownies appeared at Lisa's room.)
Lori: uh...well it's close. But I'm gonna need one that takes pictures.
Lincoln: what about this one?
(He grabs a digital camera. Then when he turned it one to test it, he suddenly shrinks down, startled, he pushes it again and he grows back to his size.)
Lincoln: never mind.
Lisa: aha!
(Lisa shows lori a old fashioned camera with a eye being the camera's body.)
Lori: you sure lisa? It looks creepy.
Lisa: you do wanna take selfies right?
Lori: I guess.
Lisa: now just to be aware, this Camara of mine has 2 functions in its sides, the left side is how long the things I'm gonna tell you soon about the camera will last, the right side is where several features for self defense take place for example, 1 is to suddenly freeze in place, 2 is to put a person to sleep, 3 is to make a person move slowly, and the 4th is where-
Lori; yeah I get it lisa.
Lisa: but you didnt let me finished-
Lori; got it, dont do anything stupid, got it lisa! Thank you!
Lisa: (muttering) your welcome lori.
(At around 10PM, the kids were getting ready for bed, but lori was just about to take a quick selfie.)
Lori: here goes!
(She takes a selfie of herself and the photo slides out of the camera's slider)
Lori: let's see what it looks like.
(Upon seeing her photo, she saw that she was very fat and obse, with a double chin, flabby arms and legs, and a bloated belly.)
Lori: what the? Oh it just be one of those features that lisa told me about, not bad for a filter. (Yawns) better hit the hay.
(Lori soon falls asleep, but little does she know that what her photo showed her, was more then a filter...)
(TO BE CONTINUED...)