Created by: Transfer at Drowning Insanity

Warning: May contain some swearing. Oh, and don't touch the cameras/lasers/monkeys. The monkeys are MINE. You hear me?

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The Wonders of Yorkshire Pudding

"The teachers are SOOOO unhuman these days!" Mukahi said.

"Dude, it's inhuman," Shishido said.

"No it isn't."

"Check on Wikipedia."

"I thought you didn't like me using Wikipedia."

"Well it actually makes you learn something so…"

"Right…" Mukahi picked up a random newspaper and began reading.

"…"

Mukahi had a confused look on his face. "Must pat hell? What the heck?"

Shishido leaned over. "It's muscatel. And why are you in the Foods section?"

"I dunno. Maybe it's because I'm hungry?"

"Okay."

"Does Wikipedia have articles on food?"

"Uh, why would you need articles on food?"

"Because I'm HUNGRY."

"Then eat something!"

"We're in the clubroom."

"Sneak out."

"Ore-sama demands that you two stop talking!" Atobe shouted.

"Er…" Mukahi went back to reading his newspaper.

"…"

"What's Yorkshire Pudding?" Mukahi asked later.

Shishido twitched. "You're reading about that?"

"Well it looks interesting."

"It's a custard-like product made from animal blood to be served with animal flesh."

Mukahi made a face. "Say what?"

"It's a-"

"Okay, I heard you the first time!" Mukahi interrupted. "But that's like…it sounds gross."

"What did you expect?"

"Not much…but I'm hungry!"

"Then eat the newspaper!"

"I can't eat the newspaper!"

Shishido rolled his eyes. "Then eat the tennis bag!"

"That's disgusting!"

"Then eat the-"

"ORE-SAMA DEMANDS THAT YOU TWO SHUT UP!" Atobe yelled.

"Oi! Atobe! Have you ever eaten Yorkshire Pudding before?" Mukahi asked.

Atobe twitched. "Yorkshire Pudding?"

"Yeah! It's a custard-like product made from animal blood to be served with animal flesh! At least that's what Shishido said. He might be lying."

"He's not lying." Atobe was twitching.

"So it really is then? Ew!"

Shishido rolled his eyes again. "What's so 'ew' about it?"

"It just sounds really gross when you put it that way."

"What? Animal blood to be served with animal flesh?"

"Yeah!"

"You're such a girly man."

"I AM NOT A GIRLY MAN."

"You are SO a girly man."

"SHUT UP!"

"Make me."

Mukahi threw the newspaper at Shishido's head. Which unfortunately missed and hit Oshitari in the face as he was just coming in.

"YUUSHI!" Mukahi cried out. "SHISHIDO SAYS HE'S GOING TO CHOP ME UP AND MAKE ME INTO YORKSHIRE PUDDING!"

"I DID NOT!" Shishido countered. "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP!"

"FATTY!"

"I am NOT fat!"

"But you eat Yorkshire Pudding!"

"Who said I ever ate it? I read an article on Wikipedia."

"I thought you didn't like Wikipedia."

"I don't."

"Then why did you read it then?"

"I was bored."

"Oh…"

"…"

"YUUSHI! WHY DO PEOPLE EAT YORKSHIRE PUDDING?!"

Shishido twitched. "Stop yelling."

"I WILL NOT, SHALL NOT, AND CANNOT STOP YELLING!"

"Well why can't you?"

"I don't know…"

"You stopped yelling."

"SHUT UP!"

"…"

Ah…the wonders of Yorkshire Pudding really set people in the mood to smack these people on the heads. Really…

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