A Pack of Valentines

by ChrissiHR

Roses are red, violets are blue, some valentines rhyme, but not these. 100-word drabbles written for Tricky Raven's Valentine 2015 Drabble Prompt Challenge for a new prompt posted every day at 12 Central between February 11th and February 14th, 2015. Pairing: varies. Winner, Voter's Choice GOLD, Best Drabble, The Non-Canon Awards, Round Four.

1. Bella, Put the Rum in the Sno-Cone

Title: Put the Rum in the Sno-Cone

Pairing: Embry/Bella, Jake, Quil

Genre: Humor

Word Count: 100

Prompt: "So much for date night..."

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"What happened this time?" Jake sighed, opening the door to an unconscious Bella.

"Quil." Embry rolled his eyes, accepting a washcloth from Jake to sponge the sticky substance from Bella's shirt when he set her on the sofa.

Jake leaned in for a sniff. "She smells like rum."

"Quil spiked her sno-cone at the fair."

" … "

Embry held up a hand. "They were sharing. Pretty sure it was her idea."

"So what happened?" Jake gestured to Bella's casted ankle.

"Full-contact Duck Pond."

" ... "

Embry shrugged. "Quil's got a fat lip. They got kinda competitive."

" … "

"There was a fluffy, pink unicorn."

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A/N: I know, I know... We'll call it my Quil period... Review if you like. ;)