This is the first chapter of my first fanfic. It's rated M for later chapters. It includes PruCan, RusCan and of course there will be Snapped!Canada. I'll continue this if people like it!

"ALFRED!" the teacher smacked the corner of Matthew's desk with a ruler.

Matthew jumped and picked his head up off the desk and let out a small yelp.

Mr. Edelstein smiled, being a little pleased. He sighed, trying to act disappointed, "Alfred, I think you should wake up and pay attention."

Matthew frowned a bit, "My name isn't Alfred."

"Let me guess, you're his evil twin who has a habit of falling asleep during world literature?" he laughed loudly, and a bit too dramatically for Matt's taste, "Don't think I haven't heard that one before young man."

The class started giggling.

As soon as the bell rang, everyone quickly got out of their chairs and rushed out of the classroom. They really didn't want to hear Mr. Edelstein talk anymore about his favorite Austrian music piece.

Matthew was the last to leave and he leaned his head against his locker. He was tired of it all. Tired of not getting noticed. His brother, Alfred, came walking by laughing and talking with his many friends.

Alfred was a jock, and looked exactly like Matthew. Or Matthew looked exactly like him. Either way, they were twins. Alfred was also the exact opposite of Matthew. While Matthew was shy and polite, he was loud and obnoxious.

Matthew also didn't have an annoying hero complex like his brother.

"Oi! Mattie!" a raspy voice called from down the hallway. The awesome German accent belonged to the one and only Gilbert Beilschmidt. He ran over and slung his arm around Matthew's shoulder.

"Yes Gil?" asked the slightly blushing Canadian.

"You did not skip world literature like you said you would."

"I need the credit to graduate."

Gilbert rolled his eyes, "Yeah but it's not like Roderich is going to notice you're gone."

"Yes but Mr. Edelstein will notice Alfred is gone."

"But you're not Alfred! I'm sure Mr. Dickhead can check the attendance record and see that you are Matthew."

"I'm not skipping classes. I want to learn and build a better future for myself!"

The Prussian gave Matthew a blank look, "That was the stupidest thing I've heard all day. And I hear stupid things all the time! Anyways, skip your next class!"

"Algebra?"

"Yeah! It's not like you're going to use algebraic expressions at all in life!" and with that remark he walked down the emptying hallway. Clearly, he wanted Matthew to follow him to the roof.

"Hey! Wait up!" he yelled as he chased after the albino.

The Next Day

Matthew yawned as he poured maple syrup on his pancakes.

"Hey Mattie?"

He jumped when he heard Alfred's voice from the doorway in the kitchen, "Uh... yeah?"

"Why are you hanging out with Gilperv?"

"You mean Gilbert."

"Yeah, whatever. So anyways, why were you hanging out on the roof with him yesterday?"

"What do you mean?"

"This is what I mean!" he placed several pictures of Matthew and Gilbert sitting on the edge of the roof, feet dangling off the edge. Most of them were of Gil with his arm around Matthew or hugging him.

"Who took these?" Matt asked, even though he knew the answer.

"Kiku did!"

Mattie sighed, "Why are you hanging out with weird people?"

"What do you mean?"

"You're hanging out with Honda Kiku! He just so happens to be everywhere that has homosexual couples!"

"It's normal!"

"In what universe is that normal?"

"Whatever. At least he's not hanging out with Gilperv Beil..." he could think of a clever 'play' on his last name, "Beilpoop!"

"Because he's my friend! You used to date that British dude, Arthur, our home almost exploded because he was using that weird dark magic shit!"

Alfred gasped, "Mattie!"

"What?"

"You said shit!"

"Yeah, so?"

"Gilbert is getting to you! He's making you use bad words!"

Matthew rolled his eyes and walked up the stairs to his room. He sat on the edge of his bed and saw a white stuffed polar bear staring at him. He picked the bear up, "What are you lookin' at Kuma?"

"Who are you?"

Matthew screamed and dropped the stuffed animal.

"Ow! Who are you?"

"Is this really happening?"

The bear giggled, "What do you think, Alfred?"

Matthew gritted his teeth, "What did you just call me?"

"Alfred? Isn't that your name?"

Kumajiro was picked up by the upset Canadian and thrown into the closet. Poor Mattie, even when he hallucinates he's mistaken for his brother.

"My name is Matthew!" he screamed at his closet door, "MATTHEW!"

He sat back down on the edge of his bed and sighed. His phone started ringing and he answered, knowing exactly who it was.

"Hey Gil!" Matt was completely calm now.

"Hey! I was wondering if you want to hang out with the awesome me and the rest of the Bad Touch Trio today!"

"Yes! Of course!"

"Cool! Well, I'll be at Antonio's then!"

Yes, the first chapter is boring. But it will get better! I promise...? I'll continue if I get positive reviews! I'll probably continue without them but I just want the confidence boost. xD