(This is the actual script for the avengers 2)
"Hey gang are you ready for some more action packed crime fighting?" Says Iron Man.
"Hang on mate I just need to finish my toast" Says the Hulk.
"What did you just say to me you fat green fuck? I will have you know that I have an aresonal of weapons the likes of wich man kind has never seen before and you're telling me your going to call the shots?" says iron man
"hey man chill out bro I only said I was going to finish my toast" Says Hulk.
"Ironman have you been snorting crystal meth again?" Says Thor.
"None of ya fucking buisness ya pretty boy prick, I can do what ever the fuck I want. Are you gonna fucking stop me cunt?" Says Iron man.
"No Iron man I'm sorry" says thor.
"damn fucking right ya sorry cunt now give me your fucking faggot ass hammer before I make ya, Okay?" says iron man.
"Okay what ever you say just dont hurt me" says thor as he passes iron man his bitch hammer.
"now then ya fat green fuck, you think you can call the shots around here? you got that wrong, very fucking wrong you shrek looking peice of shit." says iron man in an overly aggresive tone.
"I'm Sorrry" Says the hulk.
"to late for that cunt, bend over" says iron man.
Hulk does what he is told and bends over as instructed.
"Now then time to shove this bitch hammer where it belongs" says iron man.
iron man then procceeded to shove Thor's bitch hammer up and inside of The hulks now loose ass hole.
"that hurts cunt" says hulk
"fuck up ya faggot cunt" says iron man.
A few minutes after sodomizing The hulk with thors bitch hammer, (and not the handle end) Iron man got bored and tried to pull the bitch hammer out but it was buried much to far into the hulks anus.
"ummmm Hulk" says iron man
"yeah?" says hulk
"theres no easy way to say this so im just gonna tell it to you how it is ummmmm I kinda got thors bitch hammer stuck deep inside the depths of your anal cavity and it dosnt look to be coming out any time soon" says iron man
"What the actual fuck!?" says hulk.
"dont worry I have an idea" says Iron man.
"whats the idea?" says hulk
"just stay still ya fat ugly prick" says iron man
iron man then proceeds to aim his wrist mounted rocket launcher directly at the hulks now gaping ass hole, he then fires a nuke into the hulks ass. A few moments later the nuke explodes inside the hulks ass hole and sends thousands of particles of the hulk flying across the room.
"holy fucking shit that was awesome" says iron man in awe.
"what the fuck you killed hulk" says Captain America
"yeah and you will be next only it will be your shield going up your ass hole instead of thors bitch hammer you stupid peice of shit" says Iron man.
"Thats what you get for trying to finish your toast you fat green cunt" says Iron man while looking at the hulks liquified remains.
Iron man then sat down and watched the power rangers while smoking some meth after a hard day of work.
THE END