Removing the Stick up One's Ass

Classic love and hate

Disclaimer: This applies for all the chapters in this story-I do not own card captor Sakura.

Syaroan's POV

To everyone's eyes my relationship with Sakura Kinomoto is classic love and hate. Well it's not, to put it simply, I'm a liar, the reason I hate her, pretend to hate her is because I know I don't have a chance, she never liked me from the beginning and that's how it's going to end. She doesn't seem to enjoy the company of guys like me, she seems to like the average ones, and the one's who aren't ugly but not exactly hot-like me. She thinks I'm a big headed ass, but it's not as if I have nothing to be big headed about, I am the captain of the soccer team, I'm no idiot either, I'm one of the top students of my year, and girls run after me. But Sakura Kinomoto just has to hate me, I don't know why I like her, probably because she's the only one who can compete with me, but she just HATES ME TO DEATH. So I insult her annoy her, drive her crazy, because that's our only communication. End.

That's why most of the times when boys annoy girls that means they like the girl, which is the same situation I'm in, it sucks.

"Good morning dear Sakura-chan" I said in an annoying tune, guaranteed to screw up her morning.

"Shut up, do not call me by my first name you moron" See I'm right.

"Dear Kinomoto why do have such temper, at such early morning"

"Dear stupid one, it's because you're here, I see you still have that stick up your ass" I told you, the only one who can compete with me, any other girl would've thought I was being serious and said, Oh Syaroan kun, how nice of you to ask (kiss) (kiss) well, if the girl was part of the Bitch club.

"So it seems you still have that habit of looking at my ass? I know it looks good but must you look so far up?"

"Gross, I wouldn't look at your ass, or up your ass even if you paid me, and for your information I don't need to look at your ass when I can see the stick bulging out of you stomach"

"So you stopped looking at my ass, now you wanna see my six pack?"

"More like six flab, get over yourself"

Sakura's POV

That asshole drives me crazy, there's no day when he doesn't annoy me, if he doesn't annoy me he will insult me, and him insulting me is annoying me, so really he might jus as well annoy me! One day I'm going to rip his face off and sell it to his fan girls, I don't understand what they see in him, fine he's a smartass, he's good at sports, he's confident, he's the captain of the soccer team, and he looks hot, sometimes I see him being kind to younger students…Where was I? Yes who cares about all those stuff? Li is an ass!

How dare he accuse me of staring at his ass, everyone is like oh Li kun has such nice butt, oh Li kun is hot stupid people, their blind I tell you blind! Blinded by the fake cover he puts on, am I the only one who can see thru he's gay pretence? Gay people are better than him-what am I saying, insulting gay people….Oh crap I'm blabbing.

"Anyway it looks like one of your ever so loyal, devoted fans has found you Li, better go and hide" Oh nice going Sakura you just helped him, damn, if you kept quiet they could have slaughtered him…perhaps you could have had the pleasure of watching it, DAMN.

"Well then, I shall see you later dear psychotic friend" And with that King Idiot left, well he smiled and winked, cute. Oh god I am psychotic! He is not cute. Li Syaroan is not cute. Li Syaroan is not cute. Not cute, not cute, not cute HE IS NOT CUTE!

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