The Life and Death of Cho Chang
Chapter 1:
The night was cold and dark. The air was still and lifeless…just like the body of Cho Chang. The wind that had just aroused from nothing made the leaves on the trees shake and stir to life. Even the loudness of the millions of trees in the forest, no sound was heard other than the loud partying noises emanating from the innermost sanctum of the forest.
"Ding Dong the BITCH is dead! Which ol' bitch? That annoying bitch! Ding dong the annoying bitch is dead! She's gone where Lord Voldy's gone! HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
The songs went on like that until the dawn as the Goblins, the Wizards, the Centaurs, the Owls, the Dementors, the Death Eaters, and even her parents turned out for the joyous death of the most annoying person ever to be created.