A/N: So here's the ACTUAL fic. I accidentally only uploaded part of it. Sorry 'bout that. Also, this was originally intended to be a oneshot, but now I'm thinking of continuing it…
"Sam, hey! Sam!"
"What?"
"No need to sound so huffy, Sam, I just had a question."
"Would you like to make some more false allegations about my position? Because I really could be doing better things with my time/ Hey, what're you – "
"I'm getting in the elevator with you, Sam."
"I'm actually aware of that, Josh; you may notice that I go to the same, rather well acclaimed college as you."
"You asked me."
"I did not."
"You said, 'Hey, what're you – ' as which point I cut you off."
"I remember. It happened about a minute ago."
"You're the one who said you didn't ask me."
"Didn't."
"You're doing it again!"
"No, I'm – hey, what was that?"
"…I think we're stuck."
"You're kidding me."
"Yes, I love to pretend that I'm stuck in elevators with people I dislike. It's how I get my kicks."
"You dislike me?"
"Are you – seriously? You, the one who yells at me in class, oh, every day, about how I'm stupid and incorrect – you're hurt when I say that?"
"I'm not hurt."
"Ahkay."
"I'm not hurt!."
"Whatever you say."
"Josh!"
"What?"
"I'm not hurt."
"I'm sure you're not."
"You know what? I dislike you."
"Ahkay!"
"…"
"…"
"How long do you think we're stuck here for?"
"How should I know?"
"Getting a little hostile there, huh, Josh? Could it be that you're, I don't know, hurt?"
"Sam, you were the one who sounded hurt. Why would I be?"
"I said I disliked you."
"And oddly enough, this information does not bring my world crashing down."
"There's no need to be mean about it."
"…"
"Hey, are you okay?"
"I'm fine."
"Do you always double over and sweat when you're fine?"
"I said I'm fine, Sam, Jesus!"
"Seriously, Josh, what is it?"
"…I don't like small spaces."
"You're claustrophobic?"
"No, I don't like small spaces."
"You know that's the same thing, right?"
"When is this goddamn elevator going to start moving?"
"If you don't like small spaces, why are you in an elevator?"
"I wanted to ask you something, remember?"
"What was it?"
"Hm?"
"What was it?"
"What was what?"
"The question."
"What question?"
"Josh."
"Yeah?"
"What did you want to ask me?"
"I, uh…I wanted to ask…"
"You didn't have anything to ask me, did you."
"…no."
"You just wanted to annoy me."
"Yes."
"Because you dislike me."
"Pretty much."
"Well, I dislike you."
"Ahkay."
I hope everyone enjoyed it! I will, in all probability, continue this.
Reviews are love!