Dragon Ball Z-Nappa is Italian-Pt. 1: Saiyan Pizza

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One day at Planet Frieza 79. We find out something strange about Nappa.

"Hey Vegeta!" Nappa called. "What is it you want Nappa?" Vegeta asked as he sighed. "IMMA ITALIANO!" Nappa shouted. "Wha-What the hell are you talking about?" Vegeta asked in confusion. "I saying that I'm Italian, and I'm going to show you how to a make the pizza!" Nappa said. "God damn it, Nappa I don't want learn how to make a damn pizza!" Vegeta said stubbornly. "That's okay Vegeta, 'cause were a going to make it...together..." Nappa said all creepy like. "Hey! What are you-." Nappa grabs Vegeta and puts him in a chef costume with a false mustache. Nappa gets into costume too but doesn't need a mustache, he already has a real one of his own. Nappa sets up cameras around the Planet Frieza 79 kitchen. "Alright folks! It is a time to make the pizza!" Nappa announced. "Oh crap, Nappa I did not sign up for this bull s**t." Vegeta complained. "Now first, we get a bunch of dough and we knead it." instructed Nappa as Vegeta puts his knees on the pizza dough.

SPLURPGH!

"Are you happy now? I'm kneeing the f*****g dough!" Vegeta screamed. "No, not kneeing, kneading. Silly Vegeta!" Nappa said.

The second scene approaches

"Ok, now that Vegeta got leg hair all over the dough, we'll move on to the tomato sauce." Nappa instructed. "I swear to God, Nappa I will use your blood to make this s**t you call a pizza." Vegeta threatened as he tried to punch a hole in Nappa's chest. "Oh no you don't!" Nappa exclaimed as he dodged Vegeta's attack. "What the fu-" Nappa punches a hole in Vegeta's chest.

POWLKP!

[Please Stand By]

"Now for the next step." Nappa said. "Nappa you freaking psychopathic bastard!" Vegeta yelled. "Just ignore him folks." Nappa told to the audience. "Now...here are some moon rocks!" Nappa said. "Nappa, the Moon isn't made of cheese!" Vegeta corrected. "The one of this planet is made of cheese! Swiss cheese..." Nappa said deviously. "Wh...Wha...ugh...uh..."Vegeta said as he faints. "And now we smash them!" Nappa said as he smashes the moon rocks on top of the bloody dough which causes a dust storm.

Ka-Smash!

The fourth scene approaches

"Folks we're almost done. We just need to put it in the oven, and set the temperature at a 728 degrees Fahrenheit." Nappa instructed as Vegeta sighs in relief. "With some vegetables!" Nappa shouted. "Wait! Nooooo!" Vegeta screamed as Nappa puts Vegeta in the oven.

SLAM!

[30 Minutes Later]

-Ding!-

"Mama Mia! You've got yourself a spicy pizza!" Nappa exclaimed as he takes the pizza out of the oven. "You...retard..." Vegeta said wearily until he Vegeta dies. "And now for the finishing a touches...Saibamen seeds!" Nappa said as he plants the seeds in the pizza and waters them.

The Saibamen are grown as them and Nappa devour the pizza and Vegeta without any notice.

Has Vegeta really died? Find out on Saiyan Spaghetti!