(A/N) Hey lovelies this is just me getting bored and loving this whole series so I decided to make a fanfic about it. I hope you guys like it and I will be updating frequently if ya'll do so YAY! So yeah here you guys go…
Disclaimer-I think its obvious I don't own Maximum Ride. I wish I did…. But I don't.
Max POV
Hello reader. My name is Maximum Ride. I'm 16 years old, I have brown hair, brown eyes and the skills to sleep all day. Kind of like a sloth. Yep, some people are beautiful butterflies or graceful swans but I'm a sloth. Either that or a bird, I mean my hair always does look like I've been flying. Wind tossed, tangled, and looking like a birds nest. Eh, get it? J This is my story about how my life was completely turned around by the one and only Nicholas Walker. No it's not some sob story and trust me when I say it isn't the most romantic story to start off with either. I'm getting a bit ahead of myself though, I really should start at the very beginning. Let's go back to December 3rd, the day it all started.
I walked down the hallway with my earphones in blasting out music by Panic at the Disco. Only my favorite band! I slightly rocked my head to the tune of my favorite song Hallelujah and tried to ignore all the stares coming from the other students around me. I had my long hair down and had a brown beanie hanging off the back of my head. I wore a baby blue sweater, white skinny jeans, and knee high boots. I really like my style, I mean it's stylish, yet, amazingly comfy. When I got to my locker, I opened it, took out a bag of Oreo's and started munching on them. Not soon after that, I felt the hair on the back of my neck stand up. I looked to the side and saw a boy staring right back at me. He was wearing all black and had his long hair shaggy and blown by the wind. He was amazingly cute but I would never, ever tell anyone that.
"Hey Maxie, I see you're stuffing your face with cookies again. Keep that up and people might start thinking you're a monster." He smirked at me and I scoffed scowling at the incestuous ass that I just so happened to be locker buddies with.
"Well too bad for me cause then I'd be joining your group. Oh but one difference, I eat cookies and you are just naturally a perverted, devilish, monster."
"Oh that was a good one, it took you a while to think of it didn't it." He patted my head and I swatted it away narrowing my eyes. "Seems like it takes you a while to do anything really…"
"And what's that supposed to mean?" I asked through a mouthful of cookies.
"Well, let's just say that it's no wonder that you're still a virgin." Ouch, now that stung a little.
"Oh yeah? Well sorry for saving myself for someone who is actually important to me. Unlike you, who I saw was with Lissa earlier. Did you know that her bed has a ticket dispenser? Yeah it's for all you scuz bags wanting to get laid and taking the easy way out… Or should I say in." I flashed him a smile and bit into another cookie. That was good, well done Max. Self-five! I mentally gave myself a high five and looked back at the now very red Nicholas Walker.
"Don't say anything about Lissa. You don't even know her." He whisper yelled not wanting to cause a scene.
"Oh but I do," I said coming closer. I could feel his breath and it tickled my neck. "She's a floozy that has you wrapped around her manicured finger and you are her lackey that followers her around, carries her bags, and gets benefits for doing so." I could see the rage in his eyes so I moved back from him and finished putting my supplies into my bag. "Now Nick, am I wrong?" I started to walk away but he grabbed my wrist and held me in place. I tried to yank it free but he was much stronger than I was.
"It's Fang 'Fa-nngg' and you are wrong. About everything."
I looked into his midnight eyes and felt him loosen his grip for a moment, "Then prove it player boy." I pulled out of his grip and started walking away.
"How do I do that?" He asked running a hand through his soft, long black hair that I longed to- God. What am I saying? I turned and stopped to look at him for a moment.
"Figure it out yourself. Or can you not since deep down you know that I'm right?"
He stared at me and I saw his jaw tighten. "I'm gonna prove that I am a great guy," I scoffed and kept walking. Yeah right… He had caught up to me by now and put his hands in his pockets, a toothpick in between his teeth. What a douche bag, but a very cute douche bag. Shut up voice! Yes I had a voice in my head. You may say that its my conscious or something stupid like that but if so; Then mine is an annoying ass wipe that won't stay out of my thoughts and bid-ness.
"And by the end of this, you're even going to want me babe." I turned snapping out of my thoughts and looked at him disgusted.
"Yeah right, like that's ever going to happen. Oh and you forget, Nick," I added lots of emphasis on the name and saw him scowl. On the inside, I was throwing myself a party and doing my happy dance. I was on a roll of annoying him today. Boo Yah! "I have a boyfriend." I raised my chin and looked at him smirking.
He faltered for a second but quickly regained his composure. "Well, you will fall for me and he will be left biting the dust." I let down my smile trying to think of something else to say but couldn't. he laughed seeing that he won and leaned down whispering "See I've already won something about you and it's not even 8 o'clock. Tough luck sweetheart, it seems like this will be an easy and quite fast task." I pushed him away from me and frowned, how could I have let him win. I was doing so well today!
He walked away chuckling, a deep sweet rumbling sound and when I was sure he was gone, I face palmed.
Keep it together Max. You can't let him win.
Oh it'll happen, I know you like him…
Shut up voice! No one asked for your stupid opinion.
It's not an opinion, it's a fact.
Oh you don't know what you're saying! Now go away. No one likes you.
I bet Fang does.
Yeah well you sound like a girl and if you are then that's not much to brag about. He likes anything with boobs.
He doesn't like you.
I felt my face getting red and I screamed stifling it with my hoodie. Yes reader I know what you're thinking, this girl is crazy as fudge. However, I'm here to tell you that yes, I am. I mean it's all the voices fault. It's the one to blame here and I'm just here trying my best to stay away from insanity. And yes reader this happens a lot so I expect you to stick by me through all the weird times okay. Because I have to listen to this crap all the time, every day, you only get snippets. Consider yourself lucky, seriously…
After mine and my voices little talk, I walked into my 1st period class, math. Can we all just say bleh? I sat down just as the bell rang. I breathed a sigh of relief and looked around at the numb skulls in my class. Let me break this down to you. I am smart in lots of things but math is not one of them. You know how there are those 'special' classes like AP or honors, then you've got the average classes, and finally the idiot classes that are filled with some who seriously just aren't good at that particular subject and others who just don't care? Yeah well I'm in the bottom class. Don't you hate how teachers say they don't like 'labels' so they don't come out and say 'hey all of you are idiots who won't get anywhere in this subject.' Instead you just know and sit there while the teacher doesn't even try to teach cause he knows no matter how hard he tries you still won't get it. Yep, the everyday life of the one and only Max Ride is such a thriller. My teacher Mr. Richard has a voice that is a bit high pitched, he yaps constantly about how his life sucks blah blah blah, and is a very stringy ratty looking man. He has bulging almost black eyes like the devil, a beer belly, and a very obvious comb-over. So on that day, I sat for an hour and a half while Mr. Richard droned on about how he was going to break up with his girlfriend Shiela because she has an obsession with freaking Chihuahuas and that annoys the crap out of him. I suddenly understood why she dated him… I never before understood how in the world that man could get a girl. After this explanation all I could think was And everything in the world makes sense again.
So yeahhhhhhh, there you go tell me what you think and give me some ideas. No idea is stupid so remember that. Oh and about the chapters being short, I'm sorry but it will help me update sooner and don't worry there will be lots of chapters so yeah. Anyway R&R!