2 things. Read and Review, oh and I don't own a damn thing.
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[Hitsugaya
Meet Shunsui, fourty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
[Rukia
Alright, stop!
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
[Shunsui
Who are you?
[Rukia
I'm your motherfuckin conscience
[Ichigo
That's nonsense!
Go in and take the money and run to the 6th squad
And borrow a haori and byakuya's kenseikan
Tell him you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade
[Rukia
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
Nanao knows you and she'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than Yama-jii
[Ichigo
Fuck that! Do that shit! Kill that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
[Rukia
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it!
Not over this shit, Drop the bullshit
Don't even listen to Ichigo, he's bad for you
[Ichigo
You know what Rukia? I don't like your attitude…
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"It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute"
"Mmm, I don't know!"
"Look baby.."
"Damn!"
"Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?"
"Well OK..."
[Hitsugaya
Meet Aizen, fifty-one years old.
After getting drunk at a 5th squad party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play...
[Ichigo
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on little Momo's earlobe…
[Rukia
Oi! This girl's only seventeen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair
[Ichigo
Yo, look at her bush... does it got hair?
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
[Rukia
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie in?
[Ichigo
No, but I seen the porno with Kon and Ririn!
[Rukia
Sousuke, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
[Ichigo
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
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pickup idling, radio playing
[Hitsugaya
Meet Kisuke, a fourty-nine year old shop owner.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find Yourichi in bed with another woman.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("Kisuke!!")
[Rukia
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Ichigo
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with Sui Fong tryin to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Rukia
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?
[Ichigo
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on her clit?!
[Rukia
Alright Ichi, maybe he's right Kisuke
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
[Ichigo
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who got slapped by an Arrancar??!
[Rukia
What'chu say?
[Ichigo
What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
[Rukia
I'ma kill you motherfucker!
[Ichigo
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Ms. Ruki? Ms. Sode No Shirayuki?
Ms. Ruki comin' straight outta the 13th squad y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
[Rukia
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Kill em both Kisuke, where's Benihime at?
[Kisuke
Nake, Benihime!