The Goblin Times
The juicy news from under the Misty Mountains!
Public Announcement
By your faithful reporter, Azûl.
A shock went through the entire Goblin community after what happened to our King (long may he live in the afterlife) when he valiantly tried to prevent the treacherous Dwarves and the Wizard from escaping Goblin-Town. The Wizard cut through his majestic flap, belly, and throat. This became too much for our King (long may he live in the afterlife), and he fell from the bridge he was so valiantly defending, to his death.
Maybe the most tragic fact above all, is that our King (long may he live in the afterlife) didn't leave an heir to the throne. Therefore, the Goblin Authorities have sincerely requested goblins of noble blood to apply for the function of King (m/f), and after a strict selection by the Authorities, a king will be chosen out of the remaining candidates by the goblin people.
The election shall be planned at March 26th, at the Torturer's Square in Goblin-town. Be there at sunset, for your vote will be most welcome.
Entry only for 18+ folks. No trolls, men, elves, hobbits, or other despicable creatures allowed during the election.