Disclaimer!

I do not own, nor will I ever own, any of the Evangelion characters. :(

This story takes place in an altered Eva-verse where Shinji has no mental problems, other than being a little shy. Yui Ikari is still dead, leaving Gendao to raise Shinji by himself. Rei Ayanami is not a clone of Shinji's mother, just a quiet, shy girl at Shinji's school. Asuka Langley Soryu is just as obnoxious as ever, only now she is just an exchange student from Germany. Misato Katsuragi is Shinji's attractive school teacher. All of the boys fantasize about her, but she doesn't do younger men. There are no Angels, no Evas, just a normal life. Second Impact never occurred, nor is there any such thing as SEELE, NERV, or any other agency with a hidden agenda (other than normal government stuff). Every other person is the same as they always were, except for Toji Suzuhara. He and Shinji are not friends; they don't even go to the same school.