Snowing in Hell

by LivingInTheClouds

A little pointless fic that popped into my head while reading. Rather short, but oh well. Just Satan blathering on about Harry being annoying and causing it to snow in hell. One- Shot.

A/N- Many thanks to silentlywaitinghere whose story The Lion And The Snake inspired this little fic with the quote 'if nothing happens this year climate change must have hit hell and it's snowing down there' It isn't a very long fic, but it popped into my head, so I wrote it.

Snowing In Hell

Lucifer (AKA the Devil) looked up at the ceiling of Hell, and muttered, 'Stupid Harry Potter. Nothing bad happens to him this school year and now it's snowing in hell!'

And it was. The fires were mostly quenched, and what remained wasn't warm enough to stop frostbite. So now he, fire loving satan, was stuck on his arse in sub- negative- one- million degree weather, waiting for the climate to change AGAIN. Sometimes, he really wanted to yell and scream at someone. Anyone really. Gah.