Title: The ARK Angels of DX in the Warrior Bride
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne and Rebecca Michelle Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, The McCools, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, John Cena, Maria, Jeff Hardy, Stephanie McMahon and Angelo and Angela Jericho.
Summary: The Road to Wrestlemania is rocked by the WWE locker room who refuse to take orders from Triple H anymore and Chyna wants to call off the wedding. The ARK Angels of DX come to everyone's rescue and Cameron has a dream about LC that he doesn't understand.
Chapter One – In Dreams
"Why didn't you tell me?!"
Cameron sat up with sweat dripping down his face and breathing heavily, he turned and saw his father looking at him with a hand towel.
"I had it again Dad," Cameron said nervously as Shawn wiped his son's brow gently.
"The dream about LC?" Shawn asked and Cameron nodded.
"Can I sleep with you tonight?" Cameron asked leaning into his father's chest and Shawn rubbed his son's back lovingly.
"Of course you can son," Shawn replied and kissed Cameron on the head, "Come on let's go,"
As Shawn hoisted his firstborn son out of his dampened bed and turned towards the door a bright light came down from Heaven and the angel Rebecca appeared before her family.
"Not so fast boys," Rebecca said.
"Mom!!" Cameron cried out reaching for his Mom and he wrapped himself in her white garment which was extraordinarily white.
"Its nice to see you Rebecca, I assume you're here to comfort our son he's been having some weird dreams which I'm sure God told you all about," Shawn said.
"The only bed Cameron will be sleeping in tonight is his own, you go to bed I'll stay here with Cameron and make sure he gets a goodnight's sleep," Rebecca said to her Earthbound husband.
"Are you trying to get rid of me?" Shawn said offended, "What you think I can't comfort Cameron all on my own?"
"Shawn!" came the rebuking voice of Anointed Amy from Cameron's bedroom door.
"Amy!" Rebecca said happy to see Shawn's eternal soul mate.
"Gees only you could argue with an angel," Amy said standing at the door frowning at her husband.
"Amy am I glad to see you, take your husband to bed before I get God down here to sort him out," Rebecca said.
"So God did send you," Shawn said.
"No Shawn I came down here of my own free will," Rebecca said sarcastically.
"Well there's no need to be sarcastic Rebecca," Shawn said.
"And there's really no reason for you to be in here either," Rebecca replied.
"Which means we better do as His angelic servant says and go to bed," Amy said pulling her husband out of Cameron's bedroom, "Goodnight Rebecca, sleep tight Cameron!"
"I will, now that you're here Mom," Cameron said as his Mom lifted him back into his bed.
"I want an explanation!" Shawn cried from the other side of the door.
"Well you ain't getting one God boy!" Rebecca cried out and Cheyenne suddenly bolted through Cameron's bedroom door at the sound of her mother's voice.
"Mommy!" Cheyenne gasped and he jumped onto her angelic mother and Rebecca flew down onto Cameron's bed from the impact.
"Careful Cheyenne that's your mother she's fragile!" Shawn said coming back into his son's room to make sure Cheyenne didn't overpower Rebecca with her Phenomenal Strength.
"No I'm not, come here sweetie!" Rebecca said and Cheyenne rejoiced in her mother's embrace as Cameron planted kisses all over the well-loved and dearly missed Rebecca Michaels.
Amy pulled Shawn back by his ponytail, "Ow!" Shawn complained.
"Now look what you've done!" Amy said annoyed.
"What did I do I was trying to make sure Cameron slept okay, he had that dream again," Shawn said.
"Its obvious Rebecca came down from Heaven to spend time with Cameron for a reason and that dream must be it, God doesn't just send his angels out randomly. How's she gonna talk to him with Cheyenne fawning all over her now?" Amy asked.
"You're right, you're always right," Shawn said yanking on Amy's ponytail as a sign of mutual respect which Amy received accordingly.
Rebecca began to rise, God was calling her to His Throne but her children were still holding onto the edge of her garment.
"Mommy don't go!" Cameron and Cheyenne cried out.
"I have to ARK Angels but I'll be back real soon okay?" Rebecca said but her children still refused to let go so Shawn and Amy decided to help her ascension back to Heaven by tickling Cameron and Cheyenne until they let go.
"Thanks you two," Rebecca said and she gave her husband a warning glare, "I'll be back tomorrow night to be with Cameron, I'm giving you a heads up so that this doesn't happen again okay?"
"Okay babe, I mean angel," Shawn said with a heartbreaking smile.
"I love you my anointed and angelic family," Rebecca said before she blew them all a kiss and disappeared back to Heaven.
"Bye Mommy!" Cheyenne cried out waving as her mother left Cameron's room. Shawn picked his son up and carried him to his bedroom.
"Come on son you're sleeping with us tonight," Shawn said and Cheyenne raised a curious eyebrow as her father's bedroom door closed with Cameron inside.
She visited LC's bedroom and prodded her future sister-in-law, LC tried to shrug her off but Cheyenne retaliated with a huge shove causing LC to fall out of her bed.
"Urgh, Cheyenne Michelle Michaels what is your damage?" LC protested.
"Cameron is sleeping in Daddy's room," Cheyenne said.
"So?" LC replied then she rethought her response, "Wait-a-minute that ain't right,"
"I know! I haven't slept with Daddy since I was 3, Cameron's 10! Then Mommy came down from Heaven and she said she's coming back to see Cam-Cam again tomorrow!" Cheyenne said and LC jumped onto her bed and faced Cheyenne eye-to-eye in shock.
"Your mom was here?" she said in surprise.
"Um-hmm," Cheyenne replied.
"And Cameron's sleeping with Uncle Shawn and Aunt Amy, what's up with that?" LC wondered.
"So can I sleep with you?" Cheyenne as LC who frowned at her.
"Why would you want to sleep with me?" LC asked as Cheyenne got in under the covers of LC's bed.
"Because that's why, Cameron can sleep in any room he wants so I can sleep in any room I want," Cheyenne replied.
"Well you know what? I don't want to sleep in my room anymore," LC said heading out of her bedroom. "Maybe I want to sleep in my Daddy's room,"
Cheyenne hopped out of LC's bed and followed her to Hunter and Chyna's bedroom, "Oh kay!" Cheyenne said deciding refusing to follow usual sleeping arrangement tonight. As LC approached her father's bedroom door on the West Wing of the Sandbox she saw her mother sitting on the top of the staircase alone and stopped.
"Mom what are you doing sitting out here why aren't you in bed?" LC asked as Cheyenne bolted down the hallway to Hunter's room.
"Your father is being a pain in the butt and I refuse to sleep in the same bed as him tonight or any other night until after the wedding," Chyna said resolutely.
"What did he do this time?" LC asked with a sigh.
"He spent the whole night talking about Jeff Hardy!" Chyna said, "He said Jeff's being a total jerk at work and he's a nuisance to the WWE locker room and he insisted that I help him figure out a way to get Jeff to leave the WWE before Wrestlemania,"
"How romantic," LC said rolling her eyes, "You want me to go talk to him and by talk I mean hit him over the head with a sledgehammer?"
Chyna laughed, "No Lisa I don't wanna hear another word come out of my soon-to-be-husband's mouth tonight,"
"Not even if that sound is the sound of him crying out in pain?" LC replied and Chyna laughed even louder waking up Rebecca Michelle.
"Uh-oh we better go quiet Remi down before the Righteous Indignation Posse lay the smacketh down on our unrighteous behinds," Chyna said.
"Hey speak for yourself my behind is totally righteous," LC said following her mother into Rebecca Michelle's nursery. Inside the youngest member of the DX household was in need of a hug so Chyna and LC comforted her. As they rocked her back to sleep they felt comforted themselves.
"You know suddenly I don't want to leave this room," Chyna said.
"Yeah me neither," LC said lying down between Rebecca's toys as Chyna kissed Rebecca and put her down to sleep.
"There's something special about you girl," she said then she looked down at LC, "And you too girlie,"
Chyna lay next to LC by the plush teddy bears and stroked her daughter's sandy blond hair, it was just like Hunter's before the Attitude Era. All she needed was for her daughter and fiancé to swap brains and she could sleep in her own bed again, until then she was sleeping with the girls tonight.
"Cheyenne said Rebecca was here tonight and Cameron's sleeping in his father's room," LC said.
"I sure wish she'd come visit Hunter and tell him what a jerk he's being," Chyna said.
"I don't think so she came to see Cameron, I think its important because Cheyenne said she's coming back tomorrow to see him again," LC said.
"Wow, then I guess it is important," Chyna said.
"My angelic sense is telling me I need to be there when she comes back," LC said
Hunter was sleeping with a girl too only technically there wasn't much sleeping going on but more talking trash about Jeff Hardy.
"I just wanna throw my shoe at him everytime I walk into that locker room, I don't know there's something about his face that I just don't like," Hunter complained and Cheyenne nodded attentively, "You know Cheyenne you are a Phenomenal listener, I never get this kind of attention out of Chyna or LC or Shawn,"
"That's because I'm Phenomenal and they're not, tell me more about Jeff Hardy's face Uncle Hunter," Cheyenne said.
"Well its got this angle to it that makes me what to perform a non-chiropractic adjustment on it. And what's with the lines he's shaved into his beard, I mean what is that? Is he trying to divert passengers on a runway or amass some facial hair – whatever he's doing it just doesn't work," Hunter said.
"No it doesn't, hair shouldn't have lines in it, especially on your face," Cheyenne said.
"And don't even get me started on his hair – its like dude, PICK A COLOR AND GO WITH IT!" Hunter said.
"Why don't you make him pick a color and go with it?" Cheyenne suggested.
"You mean enforce a hairstyle policy on the WWE locker room?" Hunter said.
"Will that make you happy Uncle Hunter?" Cheyenne asked.
"Yes Cheyenne that would make me very happy indeed," Hunter said rubbing his hands together with a sly smile on his face.
"Great now you can stop talking and we can to sleep," Cheyenne said firmly getting under the covers vowing never to sleep in Uncle Hunter's bed ever again.
"Goodnight Cheyenne," Hunter said planting a kiss on Cheyenne's forehead, the little angel was unaware that her little suggestion was going to make life even worse for the man at the center of it all, Jeff Hardy.