Take Me or Leave Me?
Disclaimer: I don't own the songs to Rent. XP They go to Johnathan Larson, not me.
Me: Here is a parody of Take Me Or Leave Me, mutated to fit how the argument between two of my friends is going. :) Mainly for my friend, hope you like it. As requested, they're just the lyrics to it.
ADRIAN
Every single day, I have to deal with this.
Where is the romance, I've begun to miss?
God knows for how long, you've been a bitch to me.
Can I help it if I want to make it better?
So be kind, and tell me what's on your mind.
Remember, I'm right here, baby.
Take me for what I am.
Who I'm suppose to be.
Please just give a damn
Take me baby, but don't leave me.
Take me baby, just don't leave me.
When you're with me, you never have any fun.
I can't make you happy,
I want to be the one!
You're the one I'm want
Stop acting nonchalant.
Just show me you love me too, c'mon baby.
Be mine, let's not waste any time,
Let's fix it, I'm begging you, baby!
MARY
Please, I need space.
ADRIAN
Take me for what I am.
Who I'm suppose to be.
Please just give a damn!
Take me baby, but don't leave me.
Is there a way, we can go back in time?
When our love was at it's prime?
Let's not fight, let's not lose our heads.
Forget what just happen, and what I just said.
Just forget what I just said.
Kiss me.
MARY
No thank you.
I need some time and space.
I don't need constant affection.
I don't need you in my face.
Tell me, what I did wrong!
We went too fast, but I followed you.
Now I need some space, what do you do?
You go behind my back and talk crap.
Keep it to yourself, it's getting old.
People aren't buying the bullshit you've sold.
Face it, you're overreacting!
Take me for what I am!
ADRIAN
::To friends:: A coldhearted bitch.
MARY
Who I'm suppose to be!
ADRIAN
::To friends:: An unaffectionate lover.
MARY
And if you give a damn.
ADRIAN
::To friends:: A two-faced witch.
MARY
You can take me, or leave me!
ADRIAN
::To friends:: Uncaring significant other!
BOTH
That's it!
MARY
I've had enough of this and that!
BOTH
I quit
MARY
Don't try to take it back!
BOTH
Lovers!
ADRIAN
What is it about them?
BOTH
Can't live with or without them!
Take me for what I am
MARY
Who I was suppose to be
ADRIAN
Who I will always be!
Just please give a damn -
MARY
- I do too give a damn!
Take me, baby!
ADRIAN
Oh, take me baby!
MARY
Or leave me!
ADRIAN
Take me, but don't leave me!
BOTH
Take me baby
MARY
Or leave me!
ADRIAN
Just don't leave me!
MARY
Guess I'm leavin'
I'm GONE!