These short one-shots/drabbles are based off of the [Im]perfect Challenge on Wattpad . com ( www . wattpad 9035472-the-im-perfection-dare-day-by-day).
Day I – Write a scene that takes place in a coffee shop.
The people sitting inside the coffee shop looked up when the door banged open, their eyebrows raised in surprise. Raised voices entered the calm atmosphere, clearly arguing. Then the people saw who the new arrivals were, and they went back to their coffee, silently listening to yet another of the legendary fights between Flame and Fullmetal.
"…almost died in that stupid mission, you bastard!"
"Well, it's a good thing you didn't, then. I'd have to do twice the amount of paperwork I already have."
The shorter man let out something between a growl and a screech. "YOU BASTARD—"
"Yes, you've mentioned that already. You're rather uncreative this morning, Fullmetal, though I guess I really can't blame someone as short as you…"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT—"
"Excuse me, do you know what you'd like to order?" the cashier at the register broke in, looking faintly amused at the argument. The taller man gave her a winning.
"Yes, thank you, I've have a medium coffee, room for milk, and my subordinate here will have a medium mocha latte." The cashier nodded and walked away to fill the order.
Ed had stopped mid-rant, and was now staring at Roy, surprised. "You know my order?" He blushed when Roy nodded, and when he picked up his latte, he mumbled into the cup:
"You're still a bastard."