This is the now edited version. I remember how shit it was because I forgot to edit it. I came here and let me just say this. I'm crying. This was soooooo bad. I fixed it the best I could though. But, holy hell this was bad. Anyways, for first time people let me just say this. They get better and longer as the story progresses. In my opinion they do at least. Enjoy!
What is this? Why is it so bright? Ugh where that hell am I? I stood up and looked. None of this is familiar I was just at my home playing Fire Emblem by the fire place what the hell. Ok look at yourself are you in one piece? Yup and whoa what am I wearing? Oh shit this is the costume Nightstalker from Assassins Creed wears. Well sort of it's the Greedy variation but it's black and has dark blue highlights here and there. I have the third variation of his necklace as it has multiple little amulets. Ok this is the Nightstalker from Assassins Creed Black Flag. Sweet I always liked that one better anyways. Ok I have a belt with tools what do we have? Knives, rope dart fuck yes, smoke bomb but only one. Shit better make that count. Wait do I have the...Fuck yes I do have hidden blades and two of them and both his meat hooks "missed me" and "remember."
This is fucking cool but it still doesn't explain where the fucking hell I am. Ok let's just look around I suppose. Ok a road lets head over there. Ok left is north right is south, let's go left. This doesn't make any fucking sense as to where I am though. Hey a village sweet, let's go meet the hopefully friendly people because if Skyrim has taught me anything it's that not everything is nice even if it appears so. I've arrived, sweet, finally well it's a good thing I do cross country and can run for almost ever. Hey a women and I thought I was dressed like an idiot well actually I'm dressed like a badass if you ask me but the people shooting me glances obviously don't agree with me. She has a green dress with a white bonnet.
"Hello miss but umm where am I?" She gives me a wierd look. Fantstic now she thinks I'm an idiot.
"This is South Town, sir." Hmm why does that sound familiar to me? She pointed northeast.
"And over that way is Ylisstol." Wait what?!
"What?!" She gives me an annoyed glance but I'm in a mode which I'm almost always in called zero fucks given mode.
"Up there is the capitol Ylisstol." Ok I need to figure this shit out right fucking now.
"Thank you thats all I needed to know miss." Fuck am I in fucking Fire Emblem! Well that's actually kinda cool except I realize something. What's the fucking dificulty on? Oh shit if it's on lunatic I'm fucked as I have had zero combat training well that's not true but still. Ok South Town is the town where the game begins when Chrom, Lissa, Fredrick, and the avatar come through and fuck up some bandits. Ok I just need to relax and meet up with them. The sun will set in an hour so I need to find a place. Shit I have all these weapons and no money. Fuck me. Ok an inn lets make a deal.
Ok that was easy just had to hand out beer to piss drunk dipshits not that hard I suppose. Ok sleep...sleep...fuck it I can't sleep might as well do something. I don't sleep well as it is but the current situation isn't helping one fuckin bit. Might as well train a little I suppose. Ok feeling better about my combat skills as I can win if I have a drunk baby going against me. Fuck whenever Chrom arrives I'm going to get fucked up. Man, I have been cussing about six times as often as I usually do. Ah well I'm stressed get the fuck off my case. Alright still not tired but I should go lay down now. Ah sleep how I've missed you.
Ok how to spend my day well lets see if I can locate Chrom and the others. Alright the tallest building is this church right across the bridge. Hmm nice and tall. Well, not only am I dressed like a guy from Assassins Creed but I'm really good at climbing so let's get started. Halfway up. There's a reason why I hold the record for best climber in my school. Alright I'm at the top but screw balancing on the tippy top I'm not that good. Alright that's where I came from and let me see whats out there... Nothing. Fabulous. Well let's look down. Hey, that's a big crownd checking me out. Hmm a hay stack. Kids don't try this at home. I jumped and spread my arms out and landed in the hay stack, freaking out a bunch of nearby people. Hop out totally fine. Giving me dirty looks huh?
"Hey I was surveying the area get off my case." Ha, ya you walk away. What's that commotion over there? Hey those look like bandits messing with someone. Hey that women is in trouble. Fuck I hate myself and my stubborn attitude. Alright I may be stubborn but I ain't stupid and one on seven is really stupid so let's just listen and see what happens.
"So why don't you come with us girl and we could have some fun?"
"No leave me alone." He looks pissed now.
"Wrong answer now come here!" Ok, action, hidden blades into the back two and they should...What the fuck they are still standing.
"Agghh someone stabbed us boss." They clutched their sides, ok that's a lot of blood. They are going to die and now they are all looking at me.
"Wasn't me." I held up my arms.
"My weapons are still in their sheathes." They eyed my meat hooks and grunted. Ha stupid fuckers.
"Well we better punish this town and burn it to the ground right boys?" Oh not good they're drawing their axes. Fuck it time to be a hero.
"I think not asshole." They are all looking at me and now they're...laughing. Oh right I'm a sixteen year old with two meat hooks and weighs 110 pound while they are buff as hell and have giant axes and weigh at least 200 pounds each. Ok I'm not a fan of one on seven er sorry five the other two just dropped dead. Sweet. Ok use your brain and tools. A savy warrior uses all his tools. Thanks Blade Wolf and your infinite wisdom despite in the end getting your ass kicked. Eh he put up a good fight and I will have backup...I hope. Ok here goes put hook away and throw knife into guy. Hit him in the gut haha...Fuck...Me. Did that big bastard just pull it out like there was nothing there. Oh great the prick is smirking at me. Ok time for diplomacy.
"Is it too late to say I'm sorry?"
"Much to late boy." Fuck. Whoa was that fire that just whizzed past my head and fucking torched that guy. Yes it was. Sweet. Hey it's Chrom, Lissa, Fredrick, and who I can assume to be the avatar under that familiar hood and cloak.
"Sweet backup." Chrom smirked. Cheeky bastard oh damn he's tall and standing right next to me and put a hand on my shoulder.
"Are you all right?" Play it cool but not to cool.
"Ya, just glad some allies showed up." Ok I should tell him the truth before we charge in like a bunch of bulls in a China shop as again no combat experience.
"So umm hey I have zero combat experience so umm I don't know if having me run up the middle with you guys would be smart." Chrom gave me a confused glance.
"And yet you stood off against these guys?"
"Well ya I'm not going to let them hurt these people." Again he smiles and looked behind him.
"Robin are you really sure you will be fine? I mean you can use magic and all but I don't want you dying." The hood dropped and I saw the female avatar, huh, sweet.
"I'll be fine. Even though I don't have my memory I still can fight unlike some people." Ok dick move Robin time to be a dick back.
"I at least have the guts to die for people." She nodded.
"True I apologize." Ha boom bam baby I just told the tactician off.
"So stay back here and guard Lissa as she can't fight either. Well you can she literally can't." Fuck my life it's one thing to sit out but its another to be a babysitter. She has a good point and if anyone gets through Fredrick and Chrom then they will be so fucked up that I can finish them pretty easy.
"Alright better go the bandits are looking impatient." The leader growled at me and I gave his stupid ass the bird. Fredrick charged and proceeded to fuck up everything in his line of sight. Chrom followed and slashed at the others while Robin just torched one of them. I looked around and saw a dark blob on the roof and knew what that was.
"Fuck, get down archer!" I wrapped my arms around her and put my back to him and felt the arrow hit my back. Fuuuuuck that hurt! Not one of my better plans but she's alive. Robin saw the archer and shot fire at him toasting his ass. Lissa looked at the wound and to my horror and surprise she pulled the arrow out.
"Fuck!"
"Sorry I have to in order to seal the wound." I saw a faint glow as she healed my back. It stung a little but felt so much fucking better.
"Thanks Lissa." She smiled and saw the leader walking towards Chrom who was busy with two other bandits. I looked at Lissa and then ran to Chrom shouting back to her.
"Get your staff ready because this is going to be really fucking stupid." I wasn't lying either and jumped in front of the chief and tried to stop his axe with my hooks but he still got my shoulder a little. He smirked and I growled pissed as all hell and felt energy coursing through my veins.
"Alright mother fucker you are so dead!" He swung his axe at my head and I ducked underneath and slashed his leg. I spun away and he faced me barely feeling it and growling.
"Nice hit pup but the alpha will always kill the weaker ones." I was pissed and didn't know where this was coming from but I liked it.
"Unless the alpha is to old to lead then a new alpha emerges." He smirked and tried an over head swing and I side stepped and clipped his right shoulder. Again he barely felt it. Godammit just die. He pulled out a sword and admired it.
"I need a sword to catch your speedy ass pup." I'm fucking done with this guy calling me pup! I ran at him and slid on my knees under his swing and got his other leg. He turned and swung upwards and I almost got out of the way but he got my chest a little. Fuck, pain I hate it but it's so invigorating. I was still standing but clutched my chest with one hand and eyed him with pure malice. He raised an eyebrow.
"Weren't your eyes brown before?" I was confused but looked at my fingers as my gloves are fingerless and was confused. I had black hands and they had some scales forming and had small claws. I licked my lips and felt something sharp. My teeth? Oh, this is so wierd but I like it. I ran at him and jumped to bring my hook into his neck. I stopped suddenly and heard Lissa scream. I looked down and saw his sword in my stomach and looked up to see his grin.
"Sorry pup but I'm not that old." I smirked and pulled down my mask revealing my sharp teeth to him.
"Sorry alpha but I ain't a pup." I pushed myself further down the sword trying to ignore the searing pain and grabbed his head with my scaled hands with big claws and pulled him close and the last thing I remember was using my teeth to rip his throat out.