Author's Note: Hello! Sorry I haven't updated any of my other stories yet; I've not had access to a computer for a while (for reasons that are classified.) This is another text story I've been working on…It' Supernatural texts. Mostly involving Lucifer, Gabriel, Satan, and Crowley. And some Sam and Dean. My friend with whom I'm talking has his own set of characters he made up. They are quite the…..eclectic bunch. You'll see. I hope I have the personalities of the characters right, since I haven't exactly got to the season with them yet (I'm only on season three.) Anyway, I hope you enjoy!

Blue TARDIS Everdeen

Didja find it, moron? –Lucifer

Dak: Oh name calling, that's new. *heavy sarcasm*

Kyoko: We haven't looked yet. We were busy.

Ah, I could have fun with this name calling. –Luci

Oh leave the man alone, Lucifer. He's only human. *snicker* -Gabriel

*facepalm* See what morons I have to deal with here? –Crowley

Kyoko: Crowley, I'm watching you. One day…you will slip up and I will know for sure you're the regent from Warehouse 13

What in Satan's name are you talking about? –C

Hey. Don't bring me into this, Alastair. –Satan

If I may just butt in here…You two are two great big bags of dicks. –G

Dak: I'm surrounded by idiots

Kyoko: That makes two of us.

Oh, that sucks. I'm just stuck down here with these morons. –L

Love you, Luci. –G

Watch your mouth. You could be out of a job. –C

Oh, bite me demon boy. –L

Can I watch? –G

NO. GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE. –L

Dak: And I thought we were dysfunctional *looks over at Grubbs cheering on Bowser and Zeno having a gravy drinking contest*….I stand corrected.

No one is more dysfunctional than us. –L

Well, no one except the Winchesters. –G