AAAH!! It's me! Hooray! I decided to try writin' one-o these thingies!

Vegeta: One-o what thingies!?

One o dem um...

Vegeta: Stop talking like that...

Okay...

Vegeta: Hmph...

Those thingies that everyone seems to be writin'!

Vegeta: Eh?

The three years before the androids came along!

Vegeta: Oh no... I have a feeling that you're going to write about-

YEP!! I AM!!

Vegeta: Wha... WHAT!?

Eh heh heh! Okies here we go!! Yamcha? Disclaimer please...

Yamcha: Disclaimer: VFC does not own DragonBall Z. You should all pray everyday to Kami that she never does... She doesn't own the song Goku sings either.

Alright! Now on with the fic!!

CHAPTER ONE!

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Vegeta, the prince of Saiyans was standing there in his muscular glory waiting... waiting... waiting... and... waiting some more... What is he waiting for? He is waiting for the woman to upgrade the gravity room (GR)...

"Okay... I'm done Vegeta... You can now train at 300 times normal Earth's gravity" Bulma said as she exited the GR.

"It's about damn time..." replied Vegeta. Then, he walked inside and began his training.

MEANWHILE

Piccolo was uh... somewhere in the mountains meditating. Everything was quiet... very quiet... very, very, very quiet... until...

"AAAAAAAAH!!!! PICCOLO!!! THERE YOU ARE!! I NEED YOUR HELP IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!!!!" cried a familiar voice.

Piccolo lost his concentration and about fell on his face. "Goku, you scared the crap out of me..." said Piccolo rather calmly.

"Oh... sorry..." Goku replied and put his head down.

"Now, what is the problem Goku?" Piccolo asked.

"The problem?" asked Goku while looking extremely confused.

This question made Piccolo fall over. "YOU SAID THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY!!" Piccolo exclaimed very loudly.

Goku looked at him as if he had lost his mind. "What are you talking about? I never said there was an emer-" Then, suddenly he remembered. "EMERGENCY!!! It is very urgent Piccolo!! You have to help me!!!"

Piccolo did that little sweat drop thingy that they do. "I would help you if you would just TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG!!!" Piccolo exclaimed very.. uh... not quietly...

"I need your help..." explained Goku. Then suddenly music started playing and he began to sing "It's urgent... You need to help me fast 'cause it's urgent... Piccolo don't you know it's urgent, urgent, EMERGENCY!! Urgent, urgent, urgent... EMERGENCY!! Urge-" Piccolo backhanded Goku so he would stop his horrible singing.

"Ow..." complained Goku.

"Goku.. you are really getting on my nerves... Now, calmly tell me..." Piccolo began, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG!!" Piccolo yelled at the top of his Namekian lungs.

Goku stared at him for a minute.. no two minutes... no wait... never mind! It was only a minute! Then he started to explain to Piccolo what was THE EMERGENCY!!!

"Piccolo!! It's almost been a year since Trunks came and warned us about the androids!!"

"That's your emergency? What is so bad about that?" Piccolo was getting confused...

"That's not the bad part..." Goku continued, "The bad part is, VEGETA AND BULMA AREN'T TOGETHER YET!!!!"

Goku began to hyperventilate so Piccolo handed him a paper bag that pretty much just appeared out of no where. While Goku was breathing into the bag Piccolo began to think that Goku was stupider than he thought... so he said it out loud!

"Goku, you are stupider than I thought you were.."

"Piccolo, you should BE NICE TO GOKU!! It's not his fault that he only decided to use two percent of his brain" exclaimed somebody as he landed.

"AAAAAAAAH!!" Goku exclaimed as he fell over.

Piccolo looked at Goku then under his breath he said, "Moron..."

Goku sat up and asked, "Piccolo... did you say something?"

"NO!!"

"Oh okay then... I thought you did... Hmm..." Goku said as he began scratching his head.

"Uh... guys? Did you forget I was here?" asked the same somebody who landed a few minutes ago.

Goku started to open his mouth to say something, but he didn't know what he was going to say so he shut it again.

Piccolo began examining this somebody who landed a few minutes ago. "Hmm... let's see, tanish colored skin, lavender hair, a sword, the Capsule Corp. logo on his sleeve... hmm..." Piccolo thought for a moment. "IT'S TRUNKS!!!"

"Trunks?" Goku asked. He thought for a while... The name wouldn't process in his brain. It didn't ring a bell... hmm... then, SUDDENLY HE REMEMBERD "OH!! The future guy! TRUNKS!!!!"

"Yes... It is I!" Trunks exclaimed. Then he struck a very calendar worthy pose.

"Oh cool..." Goku said in amazement "You have to teach me how to do that awesome calendar worthy pose..."

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So... what do ya think? Good? Crappy? Do you want me to continue?

Vegeta: Review or she'll beat you with a stick!

Indeed! But... please be nice... This is my first... uh... 'good' fanfic... I do not want to cry... You won't like me when I cry!

Vegeta: No, you won't. She grows... demon horns...

Eh? I do? Hmm... uh... any who... REVIEW!!!!!!!