Calvin: Helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp! (Runs out of home.)
Susie: (Chasing Calvin.) Calvin! You quack! I told you to never lock me in a closet again!
Calvin: Waaaaaa! (Runs away, but trips.) Of all the stupid- (Picks up oddly-shaped green ring.) What the heck?
Susie: Die!
Calvin: Help me!
(A large beam shoots from the ring and captures Susie.)
Susie: Helphelphelp!
Calvin: COOL!
(Later)
Hobbes: So this ring can do anything?
Calvin: Apparently so!
Hobbes: What say that Stupendous Man gives it a try?
Calvin: Sure! (Places ring on table, then transforms.)
Hobbes: Now! Put the ring on!
(Calvin does such.)
Calvin: I don't feel any different.
Hobbes: Since when was red turned into green?
Calvin: Green?
Hobbes: Nice jumpsuit.
Calvin: Jumpsuit?
Hobbes: Look!
Calvin: (Looks down to see himself in a Green Lantern jumpsuit like that of Hal Jordan, and in a green cape and cloak.) Cool!
Hobbes: So you're the Green Lantern?
Calvin: It seems like it!
Hobbes: Let's have fun with it!
Calvin: Wait! The ring detects Mom coming!
Hobbes: Just... unimagine yourself out of the Lantern clothing!
Calvin: Sure! (Transforms into normal Calvin.)
Hobbes: Phew.
(Mom enters.)
Mom: Calvin, your father and I are going out tonight.
Calvin: Can we rent a VCR?
Mom: Of course not! Rosalyn will be here!
Calvin: Dang!
(Mom leaves.)
Calvin: Man...
Hobbes: Wait! Rosalyn's been converted to the Calvinball side!
Calvin: I don't follow...
Hobbes: So, she'll play Calvinball, and...
Calvin: And...
Hobbes: And...
Calvin: Just tell me.
Hobbes: Wouldn't Calvinball be more fun with that ring?
Calvin: Yeah...
Hobbes: Tonight will be a new type of Calvinball!
Calvin: I can see it now! CALVINBALL- EXTREME!
Hobbes: Don't get too vivid, or the ring will act up.
Calvin: Right! I'll put it in my pocket until the game starts.
Mom: Calvin! Rosalyn's here!
Calvin: Ok...
Rosalyn: Hi, Mrs... Calvin's Mom.
Mom: Hi.
Dad: Want that half up front?
Rosalyn: Nah. I'll wait.
Dad: You will?
Rosalyn: Go! Have fun!
(Parents leave.)
Calvin: Hi, Roz. Want to play Calvinball 'till seven again?
Rosalyn: Yeah!
Calvin: It's set up!
Rosalyn: What? Why's eyerything green?
Calvin: No reason... (Hides ring behind back.)
(Soon, out back)
Calvin: Ha! That's another point for me!
Rosalyn: Not quite! I've stumbled into the neo zone, where everything is changed! All your points go to me!
Calvin: (Puts on ring.) All right, Roz. All right...
Rosalyn: Calvin... what is that?
Calvin: In brightest day...
Rosalyn: Calvin...
Calvin: In blackest night...
Rosalyn: CALVIN!
Calvin: Let those who worship evil's might...
Rosalyn: Calvin... you wouldn't...
Calvin: Beware my power...
Rosalyn: Green Lantern! No! No!
Calvin: GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!
Rosalyn: (Screams with fright.)
(Soon...)
Calvin's Dad: Rosalyn! We're home!
Calvin's Mom: Was tonight ok?
Rosalyn: Sure! (Rubs head.) I had the weirdest daydream during our game...
Calvin's Dad: C'mon. I'll drive you home.
(In Calvin's Room...)
Calvin: That sure was close.
Hobbes: You need to learn to control that...
Calvin: I'll see what I can do.
Hobbes: You could use it on Moe...
Calvin: YEAH!
(The next day)
Moe: Twinkie! Give me your lunch money!
Calvin: Really? What are you gonna do about it?
Moe: (Cracks knuckles0
Calvin: (Hold ring before his face.) By all the power that belongs to Green Lantern, ALL EVIL SHALL BE DESTROYED!
(Turns into GL.)
Moe: (Gasps.)
Calvin: Observe, Moe.
Moe: Huh?
(Calvin vaporizes some of the fence.)
Moe: uh oh...
Five minutes later...
Ms Wormwood: Calvin! What did you do to Moe?
Calvin: Uhh... nothing...
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin! You're going to see the principal right now!
Calvin: No! I'm not!
Ms. Wormwood: Why not?
Calvin: Because!
(Calvin flies off.)
Ms. Wormwood: Your mom will hear about this!
Calvin: No she won't! (Shoots a phone cord.) There. Telephone connection disabled!
Ms. Wormwood: Get back here!
Calvin: Not likely!
Ms. Wormwood: Huh?
Calvin: Meet my ring!
(Nothing.)
Calvin: Great. She's wearing a yellow dress. Can't hurt her.
(Calvin flies away.)
Calvin's Mom: Hey, Calvin, why are you home so early?
Calvin: (Hypnotizes mother with ring.)
Calvin's Mom: Hello. You got mail from some Wayne Bruce or something.
Calvin: Bruce Wayne?
Calvin's Mom: Yeah!
(Hobbes pounces.)
Calvin: Yah! (Blocks Hobbes.)
Calvin: (Reads letter.) Calvin- It has come to our attentoin that you have inherited a power ring. Our other Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner, has temporarily left us, so we were interested in joining us. Batman.
Hobbes: Cool!
Calvin: (Continues.) And bring that tiger of yours.
Hobbes: Let's go!
Calvin: Let's!
(The ring lets out a bubble that protects Calvin and Hobbes, and the two go to the JLA satellite.)
Susie: (Chasing Calvin.) Calvin! You quack! I told you to never lock me in a closet again!
Calvin: Waaaaaa! (Runs away, but trips.) Of all the stupid- (Picks up oddly-shaped green ring.) What the heck?
Susie: Die!
Calvin: Help me!
(A large beam shoots from the ring and captures Susie.)
Susie: Helphelphelp!
Calvin: COOL!
(Later)
Hobbes: So this ring can do anything?
Calvin: Apparently so!
Hobbes: What say that Stupendous Man gives it a try?
Calvin: Sure! (Places ring on table, then transforms.)
Hobbes: Now! Put the ring on!
(Calvin does such.)
Calvin: I don't feel any different.
Hobbes: Since when was red turned into green?
Calvin: Green?
Hobbes: Nice jumpsuit.
Calvin: Jumpsuit?
Hobbes: Look!
Calvin: (Looks down to see himself in a Green Lantern jumpsuit like that of Hal Jordan, and in a green cape and cloak.) Cool!
Hobbes: So you're the Green Lantern?
Calvin: It seems like it!
Hobbes: Let's have fun with it!
Calvin: Wait! The ring detects Mom coming!
Hobbes: Just... unimagine yourself out of the Lantern clothing!
Calvin: Sure! (Transforms into normal Calvin.)
Hobbes: Phew.
(Mom enters.)
Mom: Calvin, your father and I are going out tonight.
Calvin: Can we rent a VCR?
Mom: Of course not! Rosalyn will be here!
Calvin: Dang!
(Mom leaves.)
Calvin: Man...
Hobbes: Wait! Rosalyn's been converted to the Calvinball side!
Calvin: I don't follow...
Hobbes: So, she'll play Calvinball, and...
Calvin: And...
Hobbes: And...
Calvin: Just tell me.
Hobbes: Wouldn't Calvinball be more fun with that ring?
Calvin: Yeah...
Hobbes: Tonight will be a new type of Calvinball!
Calvin: I can see it now! CALVINBALL- EXTREME!
Hobbes: Don't get too vivid, or the ring will act up.
Calvin: Right! I'll put it in my pocket until the game starts.
Mom: Calvin! Rosalyn's here!
Calvin: Ok...
Rosalyn: Hi, Mrs... Calvin's Mom.
Mom: Hi.
Dad: Want that half up front?
Rosalyn: Nah. I'll wait.
Dad: You will?
Rosalyn: Go! Have fun!
(Parents leave.)
Calvin: Hi, Roz. Want to play Calvinball 'till seven again?
Rosalyn: Yeah!
Calvin: It's set up!
Rosalyn: What? Why's eyerything green?
Calvin: No reason... (Hides ring behind back.)
(Soon, out back)
Calvin: Ha! That's another point for me!
Rosalyn: Not quite! I've stumbled into the neo zone, where everything is changed! All your points go to me!
Calvin: (Puts on ring.) All right, Roz. All right...
Rosalyn: Calvin... what is that?
Calvin: In brightest day...
Rosalyn: Calvin...
Calvin: In blackest night...
Rosalyn: CALVIN!
Calvin: Let those who worship evil's might...
Rosalyn: Calvin... you wouldn't...
Calvin: Beware my power...
Rosalyn: Green Lantern! No! No!
Calvin: GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!
Rosalyn: (Screams with fright.)
(Soon...)
Calvin's Dad: Rosalyn! We're home!
Calvin's Mom: Was tonight ok?
Rosalyn: Sure! (Rubs head.) I had the weirdest daydream during our game...
Calvin's Dad: C'mon. I'll drive you home.
(In Calvin's Room...)
Calvin: That sure was close.
Hobbes: You need to learn to control that...
Calvin: I'll see what I can do.
Hobbes: You could use it on Moe...
Calvin: YEAH!
(The next day)
Moe: Twinkie! Give me your lunch money!
Calvin: Really? What are you gonna do about it?
Moe: (Cracks knuckles0
Calvin: (Hold ring before his face.) By all the power that belongs to Green Lantern, ALL EVIL SHALL BE DESTROYED!
(Turns into GL.)
Moe: (Gasps.)
Calvin: Observe, Moe.
Moe: Huh?
(Calvin vaporizes some of the fence.)
Moe: uh oh...
Five minutes later...
Ms Wormwood: Calvin! What did you do to Moe?
Calvin: Uhh... nothing...
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin! You're going to see the principal right now!
Calvin: No! I'm not!
Ms. Wormwood: Why not?
Calvin: Because!
(Calvin flies off.)
Ms. Wormwood: Your mom will hear about this!
Calvin: No she won't! (Shoots a phone cord.) There. Telephone connection disabled!
Ms. Wormwood: Get back here!
Calvin: Not likely!
Ms. Wormwood: Huh?
Calvin: Meet my ring!
(Nothing.)
Calvin: Great. She's wearing a yellow dress. Can't hurt her.
(Calvin flies away.)
Calvin's Mom: Hey, Calvin, why are you home so early?
Calvin: (Hypnotizes mother with ring.)
Calvin's Mom: Hello. You got mail from some Wayne Bruce or something.
Calvin: Bruce Wayne?
Calvin's Mom: Yeah!
(Hobbes pounces.)
Calvin: Yah! (Blocks Hobbes.)
Calvin: (Reads letter.) Calvin- It has come to our attentoin that you have inherited a power ring. Our other Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner, has temporarily left us, so we were interested in joining us. Batman.
Hobbes: Cool!
Calvin: (Continues.) And bring that tiger of yours.
Hobbes: Let's go!
Calvin: Let's!
(The ring lets out a bubble that protects Calvin and Hobbes, and the two go to the JLA satellite.)