Chapter 1: Become Meguca
It was nice day, and Madoka is walking home from school. Then Kyubey appeared and wants to make contract with Madoka. "Make a contract with me and become meguca. Your wish will come true!" said Kyubey. "Uh….Okay!" said Madoka. And so Madoka makes a wish, sign contract, and becomes a magical girl.
Then Homura appears and she says, "NO, YOU SHOULD HAVE NOT DONE THAT!" And so Homura attempted to restart time, but the Fan Fiction God appeared and blast Homura with a lightning strike. "NO TIME RESETTING!" said the Fan Fiction God. "Damn it!" said Homura.
Sayaka and Mami appear and they see that Madoka is now a magical girl. "Yeah, Madoka made a contract!" said Sayaka. "We can now fight witches together!" said Mami. But then Kyoko appeared and she said, "No, you are not allowed to fight my targets!" Madoka and the others turn around and look at Kyoko.
"Those witches are mine, and MINE ONLY! You two will suffer and become witches, and then I will kill you as well." said Kyoko. "You are a mean bitch, Kyoko." said Sayaka. "Kyoko, we used to fight together. Rejoin us!" said Mami. "F*ck no!" said Kyoko.
"I sense danger!" said Homura. Suddenly, the megucas are in a witch barrier. "Who the f*ck trapped us in here?" Kyoko asked. "Look over there!" said Madoka as she points her finger towards the Vampire Witch. "I am the one has trapped you inside this witch barrier. Now you will die!" said the Vampire Witch.
The Vampire Witch summons an army of Pringles Men. The Pringles Men attack with their deadly curly mustache. The Megucas must fight the Pringles Men. They fight with weapons and explosions and kill all the Pringles Men. "We destroyed them!" said Sayaka. "Yes, but where is the Vampire Witch?" Mami asked.
Little do they realized, the army of Pringles Men were just a distraction for the Vampire Witch to do a sneak attack. The Vampire Witch appears behind Homura and sucks her blood. "No, Homura!" said Madoka.
Homura is now a vampire, and the Vampire Witch escapes. "Sh*t, she escaped!" said Kyoko. "Madoka, join me and I will turn you into vampire too!" said Homura. "No, don't turn me into vampire!" said Madoka.
TO BE CONTINUED!