Prompt: Pike, Kirk - I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Plans and Schemes
Jim woke up to the sound of Chris and Leonard speaking softly in the front of the transport and just sat there with his head against the window, enjoying their casual chatter for several minutes until Chris noticed he'd finally roused himself from slumber.
″I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals. We figured that with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you.″ Despite his rather disturbing statement, he really did try to make it sound like an endearing compliment.
Jim smirked. ″Bones has been complaining about my diet again, I see. The poll is hardly unanimous if you don't count my vote, you know.″
″You weren't available for input.″ Though Jim couldn't see his face, Bones' voice betrayed his amusement.
Jim glared at the back of Bones' head. ″I'm sitting right here!″
″You were sleeping right there and therefore disqualified from the election.″ Now Bones just sounded smug.
″Oh, that's great. I take a little nap and you two decide to eat me. I'm changing my mind about this vacation in the desert thing.″
Chris turned in his seat enough for Jim to see his smile. ″Don't worry, we'll change your mind about that. We also talked about how to convince you to just let go and relax for the week, too.″ Chris winked. ″You'll definitely enjoy what we've got in store for you.″
″Now that's a plan I can get behind.″