Prompt: Kirk, McCoy -Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Beating Around the Bush... If You Know What I Mean
Uhura rolled her eyes. Jim had been staring at Leonard McCoy all night as the poor doctor valiantly tried to keep his patience while fending off the advances of all twelve of the Emperor's daughters.
It was partially Leonard's own fault, though, because when the Emperor had asked him if he was attached, as it were, Leonard had replied in the negative. And so the daughters descended upon him. Apparently tall, dark, and handsome was irresistible on this planet, but then, when wasn't it? And speaking of, yearning was an annoyingly attractive look for Jim Kirk. ″You know, you could just tell him, you know. Or cut to the chase and ask him to marry you.″
Jim whipped his head around at the sound of her voice but didn't bother trying to deny the worst-kept secret on the ship. Outside herself and Spock, that is.
Jim smirked at her and shrugged. ″Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.″