TOONWARS
Chapter 2, Busted big time...
Yesman: You can't win the battle...you will only lose everything...(grins)
Max: That's what you think...Cowboy, bring out the Gattling Desert Gun!!
Cowboy: (takes out a huge gattling gun)Eat this, you stupid bucket of bolts!! (fires away)
Yesman: (sucks the splattered cake filling off his finger) Mmm...bannana cream...(blows up)
Bloodsucker: What?! Bannana cream?! Man, I wanted some!
Cowboy: Want some now?
Bloodsucker: Sure! Wait...(gets hailed upon with pies)...like they say...be careful what you
wish for...(blows up)
Cowboy: That takes the cake...anyone up for secounds? We got cookies...
Big Wig (with a huge afro and bling): Yo, someone say cookies, dawg?
Max: (in shock and in complete utterly horror) Out of all the cogs I've seen, this has got to be
the most pathetic, and saddest cog ever created...
Big Wig: Yo dawg, don't mess with this guy here yo, or I'll cut you, dawg.
Max: Whoever created this thing is one sad, dog food eating hippy...(does bullet-time and
punches him so hard, he blows a hole in the cog's heart)
Big Wig: Peace...dawg...(blows up)
Max: (looks around, scanning the area for anymore trouble) You can come out now! (they all
come out)
Young dog: Wh-wh-who are you?
Max: The person you called...Max Thunderton's non-casualtie merc service...tho I am a merc..
Im not reckless like the others were.
Adult dog(male): Oh! A merc...hehehe...isn't that special...hehe...(secretly it's emergency
button on their phone)
Max: Atleast listen to what I said before calling th-
Police: FREEZE, MERC!!
Max: What th-(gets knocked out)