Meet the Craziness

Chapter of the Part Oneness

Sumi had found new interest in Café Mew Mew. She loved the waitress outfit so much that she made her own and wore it to the café. She was mistaken for a waitress, so she started unofficially working there. Ryou kicked her out after she set the kitchen on fire. But after he figured out that he could get her to work for free, he hired her.

Sumi hung out a lot around the Mew Mews, even though they tried to kill her many times. She still was too stupid to figure out their secret, though. Sumi had a "secret" crush on Ryou. Being Sumi, she was very good at not letting anyone ever figure out that she really liked Ryou.

"RYOOOOOOOOOOOU-CHAAAAAAN!" Sumi's screeched struck fear in the heart of her victim, and pity in others, "Dasuki, dasuki, dasuuuuuuukiiiiiiii!"

"Would you get off me? I can't breathe."

"OH! Gomen-gomen! Sumimasen!"

"Stop hugging me. You're messing up my hair."

"Nyuuuuuuuu!" Sumi stepped back and bowed, "Figure me Ryou-dono. I am not worthy."

"Whatever. Just get back to work."

"Right away, my SUKI-SUKI." Sumi ran off and stole a glass from Ichigo. She ran over and put it on the table where Ichigo had just picked it up from.

"I just told that girl I don't want water. I want my tea!" snapped a stuck up rich girl. No, not Minto. Another girl.

"But water is tea that's been de-tea-a-fied. And tea is water with a thingie in it. And its hot! In old China, they didn't have tea, so they had hot water. So this is the Special Cold China Deluxe Tea with a pinch of Sugar Love, nyaaaaaa!"

"But I want Raspberry-Orange Tea! Hot, with no sugar!"

"But we're out of Raz-oh my great uncle's pet dog's rabbit! Did you say no sugar? NOOOOO! It's an evil alien! Heeeeeeelp me, Mew Ichigo! Save me, Mew Minto. Kill her, Mew Zakuro! Die, Deep Blue!" Ryou and Keichiiro watched the whole drama with tired expressions.

"I'll get the sleeping pills," sighed Keichiiro, "you hold her down."

"You heard him, Ichigo, hold her down. I'm going to go back to bed. When she wakes up, tell her she owes me thirty dollars."

"Why do I have to do all the work?" screamed Ichigo, "I'm always doing your work!"

...A few days later, back at work: (Note Ichigo had a rough day of school. And Sumi is making it worse, of course)

"I can't believe you failed that test, Ichigo-san. I thought you were smart. I completely guessed on all the answers and I got a better grade then you. I didn't know you were so stupid. Oh wait! It must be all a plot to confuse the evil aliens! Wow, you are so clever Ichigo-onee-san! I still don't get why they keep attacking you. They should be after Mew Ichigo. Those baka." Sumi kept blabbering, "I hope Mew Ichigo or you marries Kisshu. Then there can be little alien kitty-babies! Yay!"

"Get back to work, Ichigo," Minto called, sipping her "tea." Minto spat it out, "Ewww, is this hot water?"

"Oh by the way, Ichigo-san, did you know you have cat ears popping out of your head sometimes? Just like Mew Ichigo!" Ichigo was trying to control her anger, but...

"Oh my gosh! Maybe Kisshu likes you and Mew Ichigo because of those ears? Maybe I should get a pair!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ichigo screamed, covering Sumi's mouth, "SHUT UP FOR ONCE!"

"She finally cracked. If we are lucky, she'll kill Sumi," Ryou trimmed his shirt's loose thread, "Crap! It just keeps springing up!" Lucky for Sumi, she was saved by...Masaya.

"Hey, can I have moment?" asked the stupid, little jerk. No, not Tart. I mean Masaya.

"Sure!" Ichigo perked up, she got off Sumi and threw the crowbar away.

"OW!" Lettuce gently poked her now huge bruise on her forehead, "What did I ever do to you? That's it, next plate I break is going to be on your head!"

"Sorry, Lettuce-san."

Wow, they are all going crazy, thought Ryou, this is going to get good. Ichigo ran over to Masaya. Sumi went and picked up the crowbar, then ran over to him.

"So did you come to ask me on a date?" asked Ichigo, batting her eyelashes at him, as Sumi whacked Masaya on the head.

"-Ow-Ye-ow-ah-ow-Stop that! -Ow!" Mayasa tried to grab the crowbar, "I'm no wimp, but that hurts!"

"Yes you are a wimp!" screeched Sumi, "Evil alien! Die!"

"I'm not an alien already!" yelled Masaya, ducking and jumping behind Ichigo.

"Why do you like Ichigo then?" Sumi asked, "Why do you come here? You aren't wearing a cute outfit, so you stick out. Evil alien, die!"

"Is Saturday good? Wanna see the new Mew Mew Movie?" Ichigo said, gently knocking Sumi out with a nearby pitcher, "Say...five fifteen?"

"That sounds great! Nice move, by the way." Masaya ran to the door before he met any more crazy girls.

Next day at school (Ichigo is with her friends, happily thinking about her date later that day. She is still being stalked by Sumi, who is sulking at the missed opportunity of killing Masaya):

"I hate men. Hate hate-oh wow! Cute guy!" Sumi was annoying Ichigo, but she couldn't be unhappy, not that day. "Hello, do I know you?" flirted Sumi.

"Yes. You see me every single day, during History. I keep asking you out, and you keep saying, 'Who are you?'" The poor boy told her. No! Not Ryou, and not poor in that sense.

"Nya? What's your name, sempai? Nya?" Sumi peered at him.

"Um-a- Tomoshibi Kurai. Well...you are Sumi I know..." Tomoshibi blushed.

"Kurai-kun! Gashou (Happy New Year)! I'm Mikomi Sakuranbo! Call me Sumi-chan!"

"Oh-oh-kay (but it's not New Year's...)," Kurai smiled, "Koishii-Outou. (Beloved Cherry-Sakuranbo also means cherry)" Kurai kissed Sumi's hand, "Please come to the movie theater at five fifteen. I have tickets for a movie."

"Okay strange man! If I remember, I'll be there!"

And that's how Ichigo and Masaya ended up going to the same movie as Kurai and Sumi. Ichigo was not happy. Lucky for Masaya, Sumi was to busy being happy on her first double date to kill him. And now, its Monday, and White Day! So, everyone's at school:

"Here, Ichigo, have this white ribbon I got you," Masaya smiled as he started tying her new ribbon for her. Just then, Sumi came from the heavens (okay, she was holding on to the light) and knocked him flat on his back.

"Evil alien! Don't touch her!"

"Alien?" asked Kurai, coming up from behind them, "Oh Sumi I got you a present!" Sumi looked up from killing Masaya in surprise. Her mouth dropped open.

"Um...I didn't give you chocolates though."

"That's okay. I wanted to give you something. Here," Kurai handed her a necklace. After Sumi struggled with the clasp for ten minutes, she finally let Kurai put it on for her.

"Oh wow! Arigato, Kurai-kun! How does it look, Ichigo-onee-sama?"

"Um-It's a lovely fox necklace. Wow, real diamonds for eyes." Masaya groaned and put his face in his hands. Some much for a ribbon. Sumi ran up and hugged Kurai. He blushed for a few minutes, then turned purple.

"Sumi, you're killing him."

"Oh right! Sumimasen!" Sumi bowed, "Arigato!" Kurai smiled, then laughed.

"You're so kawaii, Kitten. Meet me out back after school. I have class now."

"Oh me too!" Sumi ran off, making sure to step on Masaya.

"Ooofff! Why me? Every stinking fan-fiction! It's not worth it any more!"

Later, out back, after school:

Kurai faced Sumi and smiled, "How do you feel about evil aliens trying to take over the world, my Kitten-suki?" Sumi looked confused. (aka normal)

"Um...I'm not scared. The Mew Mews keep the aliens away. I feel sorry for the poor aliens. They just want a home. I would let them live at my house, but my mother would kill me. I hope they don't get hurt by the Mew Mews. Still, I don't like when they attack my friends!"

Kurai smiled, tears coming to his eyes. If anyone might understand, it would be her. He teleported beside her, his closes and ears changing.

"Sorry to lie to you, Kitten-suki. I am an alien. But I don't fight Mews. I will soon, but first I must plot. I guess you won't like me anymore...?" Sumi ran and hugged him. She started crying and squeezing him.

"Oh Kurai-kun! Dasuki, no matter what. Say! I wanna help you!"

"Huh?"

"I wanna fight Mew Mews too! I wanna help you and Kisshu!"

"Kisshu? Who's Kisshu, Kitten? Tell me everything you know! -But first, please let go, you're killing me."

"Oh! Gomen! Kisshu and Shorty and Yummy-food are aliens! I'll take you to them, and we can all be allies! You plot, Kisshu kisses, and I make cute costumes! Yay, we're invincible!"

Kurai smiled, but thought, We're dead.

Meanwhile, Kisshu attacks Ichigo:

Kisshu kissed Ichigo, "Yummy!" He called out, "As ever!"

"Get away, creep! How dare you attack me on White Day!"

"But I just wanted to give you this. Kisshu pinned Ichigo down and tied a white ribbon in her hair, "Now our love will be forever!" Kisshu teleported away, as Ichigo sat down and cried.

Later, but on the alien ship:

"So what you're saying is, there are more aliens willing to fight? Not to mention that crazy girl," Pie thrust his finger at Sumi, who was giving Tart a noogie.

"She may not be much," Kurai glared at Pie, "but my comrades and I could defeat those wimpy Mew-busu anytime we wish. We will start by following them. Give us their names."

"Ichigo's mine!" screamed Kisshu, "But there's also Minto, Purrin, Zakuro, and Lettuce."

"Ichigo? That's weird. Hmmmmm, Minto? Lettuce? That's too much of a coincidence. It's that Ichigo girl who dates that git." Kisshu growled. Kurai ignored him.

"Come Kitten. I want to meet all your little friends."

"Oh my gosh! AAAAAAAH! I'm late! Ryou will kill me!" Sumi ran into the door. Kurai opened it. After tripping down the stairs, Sumi ran off.

At the café:

"Ah, what blessed peace and quiet!" Keichiiro looked at Ryou, "But Ichigo's yelling, and Lettuce is breaking plates, and Purrin just jumped on a table and started hula dancing."

"Yes, but Sumi is not here. I should fire the girl. The only good thing she does is count money, and no one knows how she counts well." Just then, Sumi barged in. Kurai followed her. Sumi ran around, doing what Ichigo was supposed to do, and not doing what she was supposed to. Kurai watched from the shadows. His clothes were back to normal ones and his ears were invisible again.

"And who are you?" asked Ryou, also watching Sumi.

"Tomoshibi Kurai, or Tomoshibi-sama. I'm Sumi's boyfriend." Ryou looked sympathetic.

"I'm sorry that must be rough. Hey Sumi! Stop that!" Kurai glared at Ryou. Sumi came up and hugged Ryou.

"Ryouuuuuuu-chaaaaaan! Ichigo's being mean to me!" Kurai glared even more at Ryou. Sumi noticed him, and ran over.

"What are you doing her, Kurai-suki-san? I thought you were plotting. You came to see me? Yay! Oh I made you chocolates, since I missed Valentine's Day!" Ryou did not notice he was glaring at Kurai.

"I would not eat those if I were you. Sumi nearly killed me with a nibble!" Ryou smiled, speaking from past experiences with Sumi's Valentine's Day chocolate. He leaned in close to Sumi's face, while Kurai glared so hard his face got stuck for a couple seconds, "Hey Sumi. I need to show you something downstairs. You will come after work, ne? Oh, and get back to work!"

"Huh?" Sumi stared, "You don't have pointy ears or something, nya?" Kurai started chocking. Ryou looked confused for once, then just walked away.

Later: (Aren't you tired off this yet? Go read something else then)

Sumi waited nervously for Ryou. She didn't even know how she felt about him anymore. She really like Kurai, but she still had feelings for Ryou. But Ryou hated her and Kurai kinda liked her...

"There you are. Don't worry, I'm just going to run some tests on you. He pulled out a big machine. Maybe I'll turn you into a Mew Mew. Don't bet on it, though. Sumi?" He looked around. At the first sight of the machine Sumi ran away.

Sumi was shaking with fear, confusion, anger, tiredness, hunger, and her normal confusion. A bit much for the tiny brain. She screamed with hot coursing pain that she somehow felt around this place. Her body glowed, sakura petals swirled around her. A strange music seemed to come from the wind itself. Her tears became shiny and she stared at them. Sumi looked down at her strange new clothes, realizing she was different.

"Oh no!" she screamed, "Am I a Mew Mew? Nooooooooo!"