TOONWARS
Chapter.3 Punishment is for punks...not mercs
Max: (Note: he's in jail) (wakes up) Ughhhhh...what the heck happened...
(looks in mirror)
what's this bump on the back of my-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
HOLY MACKREL!!!!!(the holy mackrel fish that only lives estates, jumps out of nowhere,
slaps him silly, and dives back in to nowhere) What the heck?
Flippy: So...had a good catnap did u? (Note: Flippy is a dog, Max is a cat...worse, Flippy
hates mercs and has hated them for years, and Max...is one.) Because today is yr most
upleasent day...or will be...(growls)...and for your partner/doodle, Cowboy I asume?
Max: Hey, whoah whoah whoah there Flippy...lets get on the bad foot here...and where's
Cowboy?
Flippy: First of all, we're already on the bad with you coming to Toontown, merc!
And secound, we put Cowboy in the tazer capsule, west of you ...
Max: (growls)...LEAVE MY DOODLE OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!
Flippy: He's too dangerous, you see. So, we have to.
Max: IS THIS BECAUSE IM A MERC?!?! NOT ALL MERCS ARE BAD!!!!
Flippy: WRONG! You don't know the cold past...but, it was true, that back then
mercs were on our side, with modified gags, so powerful, we weren't able to make
them...they were. They were the best of best in each victory, till one day...a casualtie..
had happened...it was an 4 year old female monkey toon...that was killed...(shows
flash back)
Female toon: (1970, Silly Street) What's going on?? Daddy? Wait up Da-(gets hit by a
bullet)AHHH!!! (drops on the ground dead...in a puddle of blood) (flashback ends)
Flippy: Most of the mercs turned out serial killers...while the rest turned out as the mofia...
Max: (sighs) Look, I know that your angry at me but- hey, is that Tom Cruise?
Flippy: (looks) Where? (gets shanked and falls unconcious)
Max: Mabye somewhere not in this world...(klaxon sounds off)...oh dear...(breaks the
capsule west of him) Let's Cowboy!
Cowboy: You don't have to tell me twice...I've already got shocked everywhere!