Disclaimer- Don't own them. Wish as hell I did. Maybe then Danny would be treated a little nicer. ... ... Nah
AN- First time posting one of my stories. Decided to start small. Tell me what you think, pweeze?
Daniel stared at the older woman before him, mouth gaping slightly. What did she just say?
"-and it burns a little when I pee." She continued, not noticing the red creeping up his neck and across his cheeks.
"Um, why are you telling me this?" Daniel asked, still attempting to wrap his mind around what the woman said.
"Because you're a Gynecologist, silly! Bridgette told me you're one of the best in the country. Award winning! I have been looking for a good Gyno. Seems I finally found one! Good lookin' too! Where's your office located? I would love to set up an appointment with you."
When he just stared at her doing his best impression of a Guppy, she sighed, shaking her head as if he was a little slow, "Oh, never mind. Here's my number," she tucked a slip of paper into the breast pocket of his suit jacket, "call me when you get back to your office." Turning on her heal, she promptly walked away, leaving Daniel stunned and reeling in her wake.
Snickering announced the presence of his team mates, Jack placing a finger under Daniel's chin to close his hanging jaw.
"Why on Earth would," he paused pulling the number out of his pocket, " Matilda, think I'm a Gynecologist?" Daniel looked at each of his friends, "Jack?"
"How hell would I know? I can't read minds." Jack shrugged, not bothering to hide his smirk.
Sam making slight choking noises, a hand pressed firmly over her mouth, turned her head so she didn't have to look Daniel in the eye.
"Indeed," intoned Teal'c, his eyebrow raised part way to his nonexistent hairline.
"Well," Jack lifted both hands, palm up, "Gynecology," he raised one hand, "Archeology," raised the other, "both involve excavation..." He trailed off looking after the woman that had just befuddled Daniel, "...of relics."
"Jack," Daniel warned, dragging a hand across his face, knocking his glasses askew.
"Aw, come on Daniel. Tell me you can't find a little humor in this," Sam said, finally getting her laughter under control.
Daniel rolled his eyes, opening his mouth to retort when he felt a tap on his shoulder, "Doctor Jackson?"
Turning, he found himself surrounded by three of the oldest women he had ever seen.
"We heard you were a Gynecologist..."
Behind him Jack and Sam clutched their sides as they leaned against each other laughing.