God hates Russians (no offence)
Anni: time to be a comedian.
Kai: cool!
Anni: Well people enjoy!
Disclaimer…I don't own any beyblade people…so don't steal!
chapter 1
Kai was made to sit their…sit through it all…another movie…
"He's behind you!" Shouted a very nervous Blonde haired boy.
"Shit!" Shouted the navy haired boy sitting behind the chair.
Again another stupid horror movie. This one was Halloween it was stupid…
"AHH! MICHEAL JAKSON!" Shouted Rei. As they all screamed and fell over the couch. A smile crept over Kais mouth as he saw this. Rei was on the floor nearly wetting himself. As Max and Tyson both glared daggers at him. Kai stood up from his sitting position and stretched. He walked over to the TV. And turned it off.
"HEY I WAS WATCHING THAT!" shouted Tyson from behind the chair.
"Yeah I thought you were watching your knees more…are they that interesting?"
"Well…I don't know I was watching the movie!" Tyson shouted at Kai as Kai just froze…pure horror was on his face as he began to stutter.
"D-o-n-t-t-u-rn-r-ound" Said Kai as his body just froze.
"W-w-w-why what's there?" Asked Tyson as the three boys turned round slightly…
"BOO!" Shouted a voice…
"A WAREWOLFE!" Screamed Max as the three boys ran behind Kai.
Kai smiled as the three boys launched themselves behind Kai.
"I'LL SAVE YOU!" Said Kai in a silly hero voice. He took a pillow from the couch and walked up to the wolf thing. He the swiped the wolf across the head and the mask came off and flew towards Max.
"HOLY SHIT IT'S HEAD POPPED OFF!" Kai looked to Max as duck feathers fell from where the pillow had hut something.
"Hehe APRIL FOOLS!" Said Kai as Tala stood beside him.
"KAI!" Screamed Tyson as he launched himself on Kai trying to hit him.
"Abby training?" said Tala as everyone except Tyson sweat dropped.
"Oh right!" said Tyson as he got back up and helped Kai back up.
"Sorry no hard feelings o.k!" Said Tyson as he held his hand out for Kai to shake.
"Urm…OK-NOT!" He said as he swung his fist with a force at Tyson's face.
"KAI!" Shouted Rei as he knelt down to the injured Tyson.
"What?" He said in a wining tone.
"You shouldn't have hit him."
"He bloody well deserves it!" Kai said as he walked up to Tala.
"Nice prank!" said Kai as Tala smiled.
"Couldn't have done it if it wasn't for your movie plan and your fake fear expression." Said Tala as they both laughed.
"Well I have to go…see you all later!" said Tala as he picked his mask up and headed for the door.
"You coming Kai?" he called. Kai registered this in his head. Before nodding and following after them. Kai and Tala shared a penthouse at the top of the hotel that Rei, Max and Tyson.
: Penthouse:
"Hehe that was classic!" said Tala as he walked in and started to take his shirt off.
"Yeah I know! You should have seen them before you arrived…Tyson was over the couch and so was Max Rei was on the floor in laughter…they are really funny!" he said as Tala walked into his bathroom.
"Well it was fun while it lasted!" he said. Kai smiled at his motto. That had always been Tala's motto even when they where younger Tala always had that motto.
" I just wonder what Tyson will be?" Said Kai with a smirk. He walked into his room and got changed quickly before silently falling under his bed covers quickly falling to sleep.
The next morning he was woke up to a high pitch scream.
"KAI!" Kai sat up straight and ran across the giant penthouse.
"Hurry!" She screamed again.
"How the bloody hell can I run faster. My legs will turn to bloody water." He noticed his voice had become a little higher.
'Strange' he thought but kept running to the girl's voice.
As he found the source in Tala's bathroom.
"Hey you where's Tala." Kai asked the girl. She had fiery red hair that was in plats and was wearing Tala's night stuff.
"Kai…It's me…" She said as she turned to Kai.
"Tala?" He asked,
"Yip I woke up like this and I'm guessing you know what I mean?"
"Tala! I thought we said we wouldn't discuss my cross dressing again."
"Cross dressing? I meant cause you're a girl too."
"I am...?" said Kai as he lifted his hands and placed them on his butt.
"That's smaller and squishier," he said as he then felt his stomach.
"That's less toned," he said as he then lifted his hands higher to feel.
"HOLY SHIT I'M A GIRL!" Said Kai as Tala looked at her.
"Well this is new…" Said Tala as she sat down on the couch with a cup of tea.
"I know we're girls…I mean we're hot girls!" Kai said joining Tala.
"Well do you want to tell Tyson and co. or should I?" asked Tala
"Wait I have a better idea…we're girls…lets take this to our advantage." She said with an evil smirk.
"What? I wasn't gay in the first place." Said Tala as she spat out her tea.
"Yes you were you wore a cat suit!" said Kai as Tala nodded.
"But so are you!" Said Tala as Kai choke on his drink. Before he swallowed it again and just nodded. Tala looked surprised,
"I thought you were straight!" he said.
"Well you would think that if you lived in an all boys abbey…wouldn't you?" she said.
"So what's this plan?" said Tala as she leaned in to hear.
"Well…."
Anni: Finished!
Kai: A GIRL?
Anni: That's right Kai thanks for noticing my sex.
Kai: I thought it was another yaio.
Anni: nah couldn't be bothered putting that part of my brain into work.
Kai: If you want to know what me and Tala are going to do just review…