Lancer's Lunch
A/N: This is my second fanfic, so no flames! If this seems like a 180 degree turn for my first fanfic, that's cuz it is:)This is the prologue, so it sets the stage for the rest of the Lunch Lady's antics (word of the day).
Summary: In response to a challenge issued by the genius, Mrs. Masters, the requirements being that someone had to fall in love with Mr. Lancer. And who better to fit this bill that the… Lunch Lady!
Chapter 1: Revenge
Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom, or any of the characters on the show.
(1st Person POV- Lunch Lady)
'Hmm, that man has a good taste in MEAT. This steak is almost as good as mine was,' I thought before greedily making his steak part of my meat monster of doom.
Afterward, I felt an unpleasant feeling in the pit of my stomach: Guilt! But I am a GHOST! We don't feel empathy like our weaker humans.
I launched into battle with a renewed vigor, trying to erase the guilt by erasing the child that changed the menu.
Then, another ghost came out of nowhere. 'Great, he can help me!' I thought before he suckedme into a lunch thermos. After attempting to phase out, I cursed this new ghost for making LUNCH turn on ME!
During the long, bumpy ride to wherever the other ghost was taking me, I surrendered to the fact that I won't get out until HE decides it, so I took my time and relaxed.
"Why didn't Lancer change the menu back? Or give kids a choice between the two? Didn't you guys see how all the meat for the meat monster came from the teacher's lounge?" I heard a whiny male voice complain.
"Yeah," chorused a male and female voice, one that I recognized as my captor.
My captor knew the man with the good taste in MEAT, Lancer wasn't it? It would be the perfect revenge, my anonymous captor and on Boxy for making a move on Pandora. For the rest of the ride, I plotted and formulated to be ready the time I would be released.
A/N: Th capital letters mean the Lunch Lady is shouting to the heavens.
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