Emmett's Worst Mistake

Author's Note:

This is my first fanfiction. I don't know how good it's going to be, but I promise I'm working on it very hard. It occurs after Breaking Dawn and Renesmee never existed. Thank you for reading it!

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters, settings, story plots, or any recognizable people, places, or things.

Bella POV

It's been four years since Edward changed me. I don't regret it whatsoever. These years have been some of the best of my life. Edward and I are still insanely in love. Alice still loves to dress me up and take me shopping. Emmett still loves to tease me. Carlisle and Esme still care about me like I'm their daughter. Jasper, now that I don't tempt him with my blood, enjoys talking to me and messing with Emmett. We had pulled quite a few good pranks on Emmett in the past. One time, we jumped at him from behind and coated him in syrup and feathers. He laughed, along with everyone else, even Rosalie. My relationship with Rosalie is what has changed the most. Now, we're close to best friends. My life is amazing. I love it.

"Hey, Bella! Come down here real quick!" Emmett yelled to me. Uh-oh. This could be bad. It sounded like Emmett was trying not to laugh. I was sitting on Alice and Jasper's bed, talking to the two of them. I looked at Alice, wanting to know why Emmett wanted me downstairs. She just smiled and shook her head at me. Jasper, my partner in crime against Emmett, just said, "Be brave, Bella. Whatever he wants, it doesn't sound good. Good luck." Even without looking at him, anyone could tell he was smiling.

"Thanks for being so supportive, guys," I said sarcastically back at them.

"Hey, don't be so mean to me, Bella. It's not nice." Alice smirked at me while sharing her comment with us. I just walked downstairs, carefully listening for Emmett.

When I got downstairs, I found him hiding behind the counter. Apparently, he was going to jump out at me, and scare me, but he got distracted looking at a bug on the floor. He must be running out of ideas. Usually, his attempt at pranking me is a lot more creative. Hmm, maybe he was trying to get me paranoid. That would be more like him. I'll have to ask Edward later.

"Emmett, what kind of prank is this? It's a pathetic attempt," I told him.

"Well then. Somebody's in a bad mood today. Esme, Bella's being mean to me!"

I just rolled my eyes. Esme is like a mother to all of us, but she doesn't punish us or anything like that. And it's not like Emmett was serious either. He had a huge cocky grin stuck on his face. I wasn't worried.

I went back upstairs to see what Edward was doing. We had moved away from Forks last year to a small town in Wisconsin. It was nice because it only rained a few times a month, but a good ninety three percent of the time it was cloudy.

Our new house, actually, it was more like a mansion, was awesome. Esme had really outdone herself this time. This is only the second house I've seen that she's designed, but everyone's told me that this one was easily one of her best. Each couple's room described them. Rosalie and Emmett's room was very tasteful and fancy. Carlisle and Esme's room was like you were back in the 1600s. Alice and Jasper's room was probably the most modern. It was similar to any bedroom in any random house right now. It was very stylish.

The room Edward and I shared is similar to his room in Forks. But instead of a gold theme, it was a dark blue. It was beautiful. All the rooms were enormous. Our bed was almost twice the size of a king sized bed and we still had room for Edward's grand piano. Plus, we had two huge dressers against the wall. Edward's stereo and music sat against the opposite wall. I would talk about our closet, but words just can't describe it. The only thing I can say is, "It. Is. Big."

So when I went upstairs to find Edward, he was sitting in our closet. In a corner. And guess who was holding his hands together so he couldn't get out. Emmett McCarty Cullen.

"Emmett, what the Beethoven are you doing? Is this another prank? If it is, no offense, but it's kind of a stupid one. Again. Sorry."

Emmett just laughed at me. "Ha. Little do you know, Bella, is that Edward isn't the only one I've captured. Go look under Alice's bed."

What? This is just weird. But I went to Alice and Jasper's room again and looked under the bed. I never expected what I saw.