Tenchi Muyo!
Washu Interlude (Note: This is Washu 1st person view)
"Ahh...nothing like working in the lab. Me and Hiro discovering the mysterious ventures of the universe. Hiro and I have discovered many things since our first meeting.", I said.
"Like what?", he said.
"Oh...who are you?", I said.
"I am your number one biggest fan who's writing this conversation down.", said he.
"Well, umm...come here and I'll show you.", I told him. The boy came towards me and a huge clunk could be heard. Screams came from him and my evil laughter could be heard throughout the lab.
"Hmm...what's this?", I said. I pulled out a card that had my beautiful picture on it and "WASHU OBSESSOR! I BELONG TO OTAKU NON-ANOYMOUS" in red letters. "Hmm...I'll call you otaku obsessor!", I told him. "Anyway, look at all the adventures we have had since the arrival of Hiro and his brother. We first met them, then the jacuzzi incident...ahehe...having the night out in Tokyo (which was very exciting by the way), and then the story of the Manawa clan attacking the government. Have you been documenting all these stories otaku obsessor?", I said.
Otaku obsessor nodded his head. He couldn't speak cause I put a piece of cloth in his mouth and tied him down to a operation board.
"Good, cause if you said no...", I told him and showed him a tool with a drill on it. He shuddered. He was still writing all this I'm saying right now because I gave him a pen and pad and his hands weren't tied down completely.
"Now, what's your name...", I thought to myself. I flipped the card over. "Oh...isn't that cute...Filipino, I bet.", I spoke to him He nodded his head. "Let's see what's in this journal.", I said. I took the journal, flipped through it and found a section of the journal with just pictures of me and all over it saying that I was beautiful.
"Awww...aren't you sweet?", I said while patting his head. "See people! It doesn't matter if you are 20 or 20,000, if you look good when you are younger, you will look good when you are older.", I proclaimed. "Now, I want you to keep writing these stories, ok otaku obsessor?", I told him.
He nodded his head and kept writing. "Cause if you don't', you will never see anime, play video games or write fanfiction ever AGAIN!!!!!", I said in an evil tone. He shivered, but still wrote. "Hmmm...I think I should keep him as a guinea pig for my experiments...well, I already have Tenchi, Hiro and Kenji to use.", I said.
I saw him cross his fingers after I said guinea pig. "I think he might want to be one...", I thought to myself. "Well, I guess this is the end...aren't you glad that you actually got to hear a story with just me as the main character?!? You should be honored! Ok, I got things to discover and people to experiment on...now, if you will excuse me", I finished. I changed into my nurses uniform. "Now, where were we ?(the is otaku obsessor's real name)", I asked him. He gulped. I shut the lab door. Screams could be heard from otaku obsessor. Then my evil laughter came into the picture. No one will know what happened behind that door. All I can say is that, he will NEVER forget it.
Tenchi Muyo and all of its characters are copyrighted by Pioneer/AIC
Washu Interlude (Note: This is Washu 1st person view)
"Ahh...nothing like working in the lab. Me and Hiro discovering the mysterious ventures of the universe. Hiro and I have discovered many things since our first meeting.", I said.
"Like what?", he said.
"Oh...who are you?", I said.
"I am your number one biggest fan who's writing this conversation down.", said he.
"Well, umm...come here and I'll show you.", I told him. The boy came towards me and a huge clunk could be heard. Screams came from him and my evil laughter could be heard throughout the lab.
"Hmm...what's this?", I said. I pulled out a card that had my beautiful picture on it and "WASHU OBSESSOR! I BELONG TO OTAKU NON-ANOYMOUS" in red letters. "Hmm...I'll call you otaku obsessor!", I told him. "Anyway, look at all the adventures we have had since the arrival of Hiro and his brother. We first met them, then the jacuzzi incident...ahehe...having the night out in Tokyo (which was very exciting by the way), and then the story of the Manawa clan attacking the government. Have you been documenting all these stories otaku obsessor?", I said.
Otaku obsessor nodded his head. He couldn't speak cause I put a piece of cloth in his mouth and tied him down to a operation board.
"Good, cause if you said no...", I told him and showed him a tool with a drill on it. He shuddered. He was still writing all this I'm saying right now because I gave him a pen and pad and his hands weren't tied down completely.
"Now, what's your name...", I thought to myself. I flipped the card over. "Oh...isn't that cute...Filipino, I bet.", I spoke to him He nodded his head. "Let's see what's in this journal.", I said. I took the journal, flipped through it and found a section of the journal with just pictures of me and all over it saying that I was beautiful.
"Awww...aren't you sweet?", I said while patting his head. "See people! It doesn't matter if you are 20 or 20,000, if you look good when you are younger, you will look good when you are older.", I proclaimed. "Now, I want you to keep writing these stories, ok otaku obsessor?", I told him.
He nodded his head and kept writing. "Cause if you don't', you will never see anime, play video games or write fanfiction ever AGAIN!!!!!", I said in an evil tone. He shivered, but still wrote. "Hmmm...I think I should keep him as a guinea pig for my experiments...well, I already have Tenchi, Hiro and Kenji to use.", I said.
I saw him cross his fingers after I said guinea pig. "I think he might want to be one...", I thought to myself. "Well, I guess this is the end...aren't you glad that you actually got to hear a story with just me as the main character?!? You should be honored! Ok, I got things to discover and people to experiment on...now, if you will excuse me", I finished. I changed into my nurses uniform. "Now, where were we ?(the is otaku obsessor's real name)", I asked him. He gulped. I shut the lab door. Screams could be heard from otaku obsessor. Then my evil laughter came into the picture. No one will know what happened behind that door. All I can say is that, he will NEVER forget it.
Tenchi Muyo and all of its characters are copyrighted by Pioneer/AIC