Hi there! We're new writers when it comes to Pitch Perfect and seeing as we saw the second one yesterday we thought we'd have a go at it! It's based on the build a bear scene between Bumper and Fat Amy so here you go people! Let us know how it is! Peace Out TG101 :-D x
"Amy...Amy," Bumper mumbled into his girlfriend's ear, slowly kissing her neck, running his teeth along the plump skin.
"What?" she mumbled back, still half asleep. Usually she couldn't resist Bumper working his teeth along her body but it was nine in the morning and she was sleeping. "Bump, babe, I'm still asleep. You don't want to wake the dragon. Steve Irwin personally gave me crocodile wrangling lessons and you don't want me to practice them on you."
Bumper couldn't help but laugh. Fat Amy and the other Bellas had gotten together to have their weekly Netflix marathon the night before and after a vote, it was decided 'Game Of Thrones' would be the next show to watch. Whilst Amy was sceptical at first, she found she enjoyed the show, even if it was a tad gory in places for her liking.
Sighing, he shuffled around slightly so that he was spooning against her, his legs entwined with hers.
"Bump, I can feel your morning wood," Fat Amy said bluntly, her eyes still closed. Yawning, she snuggled down into the covers more, her butt grinding on her boyfriend's penis, getting him incredibly confused but also turned on.
"So you're too tired for morning sex and yet you will willingly turn me on?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. "Are you sure you don't want a taste of my bratwurst? Extra spicy."
Fat Amy turned around. "Do you really think talking about food turns me on?" she asked, smiling as Bumper gave her the puppy dog eyes, whimpering lightly. "Well there, you're wrong."She stood up and headed towards the kitchen where she opened the fridge and took out what she was searching for. As she came back, Bumper's eyes widened as she brandished a can of whipped cream.
"However, I am up to using food," she added brightly as she advanced towards him, taking the lid off. Bumper knew that look in her eyes all too well. Right now, she was in sexual predator mode and nothing would snap her out of it.
Now on the bed, she positioned herself so that she was top of him and squirted the whipped cream onto his face, laughing wildly. "That's what you get for waking me up," she smiled sweetly, winking.
"Does the wink mean we can have sex?" he asked, wiping the cream from his face and licking it off his hand.
"What are you blind? Course not!" the blonde insisted, winking again. "I don't want to have sex with you in any manner whatsoever, especially after you woke me up so rudely."
"Okay, I am really confused right now."
Amy rolled her eyes before grabbing Bumper's shirt and leaning in for a kiss, her lips pressing onto his. She heard him exhale, his breath intermingling with hers which in turn caused a slight whimper to come out of her mouth.
"Later on we'll have a little rendevous between me and you. I know what you're thinking, why is your Australian girlfriend suddenly speaking Spanish? Because I'm bilingual that's why. Chinese when ordering take out and I also specialise in Klingon and Elvish."
Bumper held Amy's hand and smiled as she squeezed it. He was going to surprise her by going to the Build a Bear workshop and getting bears of himself and his girlfriend; something he'd been wanting to do since he asked her out with posh peas and Kool Aid a few months ago.
"Bumper, where are you taking me? You know we have practice soon, right?" she asked warily.
"Well, you said you wanted to do Build a Bears so, I thought it would only make sense if I take you to a Build a Bear," Bumper explained, breaking out into a grin as he registered the surprise on her face. As they entered the store, they made their way over to the floppy bears.
"It's quite depressing isn't it? We're stuffing innocent corpses with fluff until it's to our desired choice. It's like getting a turkey and stuffing it till it explodes," Amy mumbled, looking at the toy dogs on offer.
"Hey, turkey is delicious and you know it," Bumper quipped, pointing a finger at her.
Fat Amy merely shrugged as she went to look at other plushes the store had available. "Hey Bumper, what about this?" she called, holding up a Toothless. "See it looks like you! Y'know if you were a black dragon with wings and blasted plasma balls at your father."
Bumper could feel himself grin. His girlfriend was just too darn adorable! "I was thinking more of the bears. Mine would be a little too big and when you're gone I'll look at her and not feel as lonely."
"Oh, but you don't need to feel lonely, Bump. That's what your hand is for," Amy cooed, kissing his cheek and laughing as he turned a dusky pink colour. "I'm going to get this elephant," she decided.
"Because I've got a big trunk?" Bumper suggested wiggling his eyebrows.
"No, it's because back in Australia there was a programme about an elephant called Bump. We had some weird shows...including one where a boy befriends a water spirit in order to win a urinating competition."
Bumper nodded. "Okay, then. I am going to go over there to the stuffing machine and get this little guy fluffed up." he said, holding up a purple bear with green eyes. "After this, why don't we go back to campus, get drunk and then watch a movie? Or y'know, we could do something different, if you want."
"Turd butt! Not in front of the little people!" Fat Amy hissed, elbowing him in the ribs slightly harder than intended, making him yelp in pain. Several little kids looked up and giggled before running towards the bath and hairdrying station.
"Dude!" he squeaked, wincing as he breathed in. "You really don't know how strong you are, y'know that?"
"I try," she responded nonchalantly as she walked over to the stuffing machine.
Following in pursuit, Bumper gave the assistant the unstuffed bear, to which she then put it on the nozzle and asked how he would like it stuffed. "Extra fat. Just like my girlfriend," he said, giving Fat Amy a wink.
The assistant frowned a little at what she had just been told but merely shrugged it off as she got the machine to work. To be honest, she'd heard weirder things, especially with the grown men buying Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy. "How's this?" she asked a couple of minutes later. "Too floppy or more fluff?"
"Hmm...a bit more fluff," Bumper said, interlocking his hand into Fat Amy's. Another minute later, he had the bear in his hands and couldn't help but grin goofily. Okay, getting a bear from here would seem a little childish but it would help him, especially when they were apart.
His mind flashed back to when he properly asked her to be his girlfriend, how she said no before an awkward departure only for Lily to catch them a week later in the Bellas' bathroom with his pants around his ankles and Fat Amy's fist wrapped around his dick. As far as they knew, she hadn't told anyone or if she had, then it wasn't mentioned. Come to think of it, Cynthia Rose did make a few comments the morning after though.
"...and here's yours, ma'am," the assistant smiled, handing Fat Amy the now over stuffed elephant. Fat Amy squealed in delight and gave the creature a hug. "Right, you're in need of some butt confidence..."
"Not in here!" Bumper laughed, leading her towards the clothes. "Come on, let's get them dressed."
Later that night, Fat Amy smiled as she bit into a piping hot microwave burrito, spitting it out as it burned her lip. "Shit," she swore, dabbing at her lip cautiously."They always make these things too hot," she mumbled as she took another bite.
"Don't those things fuel your hate fire?" Bumper asked, looking at her quizzically, taking a tentative bite of his own burrito.
"Yeah but they're so delicious but not as good as fairy bread. If you had fairy bread at your party, you were considered better than Queen Elizabeth."
"Fairy bread?"
She sighed, getting up from her position. "If you want to know how to be as awesome as me, you've got to start with fairy bread. Come on Turd Butt, let's vertical run to the kitchen."