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A/N: Chrissy, darlin', just to let you know, you're the ONLY, ONLY person I will ever write a John Cena story about and I hope ya know that. ;) Other than that, I hope everyone enjoys... :) Reviews are welcomed from all, of course.

Chrissy Covais was on her way home from her last college class of the day, completely beat. Though, even in her exhaustion she found herself eager to see her fiancé, John Cena. It had been a bad day at school and if anyone could make her feel better, it was John. She drove with a renewed spirit, suddenly excited to see her home. Little did she expect, something was waiting for her there.

Chrissy pulled into her driveway, parking quickly. The first thing she noticed was that it seemed every light in the house was on, followed by the sound of a faint song beat she couldn't quite recognize. With a frown, she closed her car door and headed for the house.

When she opened the front door, Chrissy couldn't help but giggle. There stood John, in a pair of lime green boxers, shaking what his mama gave him, his back turned.

But it wasn't even his dancing that had her laughing. It was the song that was playing in the background, at full volume: Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? By Rod Stewart. Sure, she had heard her parents play it plenty of times before, but why (and how for that matter) was John listening to it?

"John," she said through giggles, while dropping her tote bag on the floor. He didn't seem to hear her.

"John!" No reply.

"JOHN!" He froze and turned around, an extremely sheepish smile on his face.

"Yes honey?" he asked.

She went over to the CD player and turned it off. "Why are you listening to Rod Stewart?"

He shrugged. "Cuz Randy made me a mixtape." Why Randy had a mixtape of Rod Stewart songs handy… she didn't want to know.

"Honey, will you see Randy in the next few days?"

"Yes, why?"

"Tell him that you're not allowed to speak to him anymore, Chrissy's orders."

"Why?" John seemed sincerely confused.

"Because if I ever come home to that playing again, I may just leave and never come back," she explained with a slick smile.

John nodded, finally getting her point and joke. "Okay, no more Rod Stewart. Got it."

"Good," Chrissy smiled. "I'm going to go change. I'll be back down in a few minutes."

John nodded, but then got an idea. "Hey, Chrissy! Wait."

She waited.

He froze in spot and then gave her one of the cheesiest grins she had ever seen. "Do you think I'm sexy?"

Chrissy smiled deviously to lead him on. And as she turned, she yelled out, "Not in those lime green boxers I don't!" Then she snickered and ran up the stairs, leaving John to stare at his boxers, wondering what was wrong with them in the first place.

Inspired by the video on youtube of John Cena walking around in a thong. Haha. READ AND REVIEW!!