Pein was going out with Konan tonight. He had everything ready. Two hundred dollars in his wallet, which was in his back pocket. His keys to the new car, front pocket. His black shirt. Jeans. Shoes.
"I'm leaving now!" Pein called out as he opened the door. Konan was waiting for him in the car
"Leader?"
Kakuzu walked towards him, holding some colone (probably Hidan's), and a rose in his hand. "Use this, and give her this," Kakuzu said. Out of nowhere, he hugged Pein before walking away back to his room.
Pein stood there for a second.
Well that was...weird.
Pein shrugged, and left, locking the door behind him as he went down the three steps towards his new car. Opening the door, he climbed in, turned it on, started a conversation with Konan about that weirdo Kakuzu, and drove off towards the expensive resturant. Parking, Pein got out, spraying the colonge, and held, the rose, handing it to Konan with a smile once he opened her door and she stepped out.
He told her to go ahead, he'll be there once he got something.
He checked everything to make sure he was good.
Nice clothes? Check.
Piercings on? Check.
Smell good? Check.
Rose? Check.
Badass car? Check.
House key? Check.
Wallet? Che-
His wallet was gone. Pein ran back to his car to check if it had fallen, or something. He couldn't find it.
This could only mean one of two things.
A) Kakuzu took his wallet.
or
B) The invisible aliens took his wallet because they wanted to buy some nachos.
Pein went along with B.