DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Twilight. I own a COPY of all four books, but I do not own THE copy. Stephenie Meyer does. Lucky.
Now, people's screen names are as follows:
Bella Swan: xXClumsyXx
Edward Cullen: ColdDeadAndDazzling
Emmett Cullen: UrLittleTeddyBear
Rosalie Cullen: LittleTooVain
Jasper Cullen: CalmxAngry
Alice Cullen: Lives_In_Shopping_Mall
Carlisle Cullen: HottestDoc
Esme Cullen: TooManyChildren
Jacob Black: HotLiveAndWolfy
And that's all for now ^^.
xXClumsyXx has just signed in
ColdDeadAndDazzling has just signed in
ColdDeadAndDazzling: Dearest Bella,
xXClumsyXx: Yeah huh?
ColdDeadAndDazzling: Wait, how did you get in my letter?
xXClumsyXx: Wtf? What letter?
ColdDeadAndDazzling: The one I'm writing on here...
xXClumsyXx: You don't write letters on here, silly.
ColdDeadAndDazzling: Then what do you do on here?
xXClumsyXx: You IM.
ColdDeadAndDazzling: What's IM?
xXClumsyXx: You've lived for over 100 years and you don't know how to IM? Sad, real sad...
ColdDeadAndDazzling: Well, I've been busy!
xXClumsyXx: Doing what, exactly?
ColdDeadAndDazzling: Saving you from all your near death experiences.
xXClumsyXx: Touché...
ColdDeadAndDazzling: So what do you do on here?
xXClumsyXx: What we've been doing for the past 10 minutes...
ColdDeadAndDazzling: Which is...?
xXClumsyXx: Geez, do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you?
ColdDeadAndDazzling: Uh, I usually explain everything to you.
xXClumsyXx: I don't like it when your too logical (A/N: That's a line that all my friends repeatedly say to me :P)
ColdDeadAndDazzling: So what is this IM that we are on?
xXClumsyXx: It's basically having a conversation over the internet.
ColdDeadAndDazzling: So, what's the point?
xXClumsyXx: Well, if you're apart from someone, you can IM them to talk to them!
ColdDeadAndDazzling: What happened to phones?
xXClumsyXx: They died a LONG time ago...
ColdDeadAndDazzling: So did I, but I'm still used.
xXClumsyXx: By who?
ColdDeadAndDazzling: By the girl who is sitting next to me!
xXClumsyXx: WHO IS NEXT TO YOU?!? IM GONNA- Oh wait that's me...
Yay! First IM chat! Eddie is clueless, but that doesn't make him any less of a hottie! (I like Edward, but Jasper is WAY hotter!)
Anyway, review! I don't really care if it's along the lines of 'Your IM is **** and you should just **** **** **** **** **** ****' just be honest. Although I will thought kick you if you do post something like that :P
Happy Reading,
Xoxo
Mrs. Jazz Hale (He can take a bite out of me ANYTIME XD)
P.S. Riddle Time!
Ok, there was this guy (forget the name) who said the line 'I think, therefore I am' and he was sitting in a café, drinking the last of his coffee. The waitress came out and asked him, "Would you like another cup of coffee, sir?"
The guy says something, and he vanishes into a puff of smoke. What did he say?