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It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon, and the Axis powers were gathered in Italy's house to have fun. It's been a long week, and they needed a fun weekend to release some stress.

"How about ve play a game," Germany suggested, "ve could play two truths one lie."

Japan thought it was strange Germany was suggesting that they play a game. He usually didn't play games, so Japan just smiled a nodded in agreement.

"That'a sounds like a great'a idea," Italy said as he finished his pasta, "Umm... how do you'a play?"

"Yes Germany, how do you play?" Japan asked.

"Okay, so one person has to tell two truths and one lie about themself. Zen everyone else has to guess which are zhe truths and which is zhe lie, so zhis is also a good vay to get to know more about each other. Understand?"

"Sì, Germany,"

"Okay, Italy, vould you like to go first?"

"No problemo," Italy said with confidence, "okay, two truths and one lie."

Italy thought for a minute. One lie! Italy didn't like to lie nor was he good at it, and now he had to lie to his friends.

"No Germany, I'a can't. I just'a can't." the Italian cried out.

"What do you mean you can't?!" Germany yelled.

"I'a can'ta lie to you guys. You're my'a friends."

"VHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM ITALY?!" Germany shouted.

Japan tried to calm down the crying Italian. Germany looked at him and sighed.

"Tell you vhat," the German implied, "how about I go first so you can see how easy it is."

"Really, you'da do that'a for me," Italy eyes grew big, "grazie, Germany."

"Okay, Prussia once tricked me into eating a worm. I killed a bird yesterday. And I stole zhe vatch I'm vearing right now." Germany finished and looked at Japan. He seemed shocked.

"I hope none of those are true!" Japan said nervously, "but I think the lie is that you killed a bird yesterday. You wouldn't kill a bird right, Germany?"

"Vell, zat was zhe lie," Germany looked guilty, "but I killed zhe bird last veek."

There was a few minutes of awkward silence.

"Vhat I had to! It vouldn't get off my car! I don't always kill animals! Stop making me feel so guilty, Japan!"

Japan sighed and looked down at the floor.

"Okay," Germany said to change the topic, "Italy do you vant to give it a try, now?"

"Sì, Germany." Italy said with confidence.

"I'a love pasta. I'a love pizza, and...what should'a the lie be..." Italy thought for a minute," oh! my'a favorite color's blue."

"Zhe last one's zhe lie," Germany facepalmed, "it's your turn, Japan."

Japan thought carefully for a minute, "Well, I'm three thousand years old,"

Germany and Italy looked strangely at their old friend, but before they could say anything, Japan continued.

"I like sushi and I have two cats," Japan looked at the two nations waiting for their response.

"Vell, zhe last two sound true, so I'm guessing you're zat not three thousand," Germany said awkwardly hoping he was right.

"You're right! I'm not three thousand,"

"Then'a how old are'a you, Japan?" Italy piped in.

"I'm not telling you," Japan smirked.


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