Chapter 1

Paparazzi no Naruto (Naruto the Paparazzi)

Click. Naruto had just snapped another picture of Iruka without any clothes. This had become a hobby of his ever since the incident at the bridge. He dashed off into the night, leaving a Polaroid of the picture at Anko's house.

"Yet another piece of artwork for my website" Naruto snickered, landing his jump right at his front door, "This is really gonna piss Iruka-sensei off. This is great! Better than great! This is perfect!"

Naruto locked his door and went to heat up some ramen. He had always liked ramen, and he didn't know why. He ate a bowl of ramen, and then went to sleep.

"Um," somebody said behind Naruto the next day, "I saw the… Um… Nude shots you took of Iruka and the others."

"Hiya, Hinata," Naruto said, turning around to face her, "Did you like 'em?"

"They were fine," Hinata said, not looking Naruto in the eye (which was natural), "But…Um… They were a little exclusive. I think that there should be a bit more variety. If you wanted, I could…Um… Pose for a few." Hinata blushed. She had always had a crush on Naruto that she just couldn't explain.

"Er… That's nice of you," Naruto said, a sweat drop appearing on the back of his head. He had read the book How to be a Manga and Anime Character for Dummies, and he had discovered that this was perfectly normal. He had been training, and he could go chibi at will. "Why don't you come by my place some time, and we'll see what we can do." Hinata blushed…Again.

"Wow!" Naruto exclaimed after Hinata had left ear shot, "I'll actually be able to get a girl to strip down in front of me! Sakura would have been my personal preference, but this is still great!" He turned his eyes into gleaming stars. He was getting good at this.

"Master Gai has twenty votes!" Lee yelled, running around in front of Tsunade's house, "He's making a comeback!"

"Yeah," Naruto mumbled, "That's 'cause you sent in a bunch of fake votes."

"So what?" Lee yelled, "Posing for a nude photo shoot would bring Master Gai endless happiness!"

"Whatever," Naruto said.

"MASTER GAI MUST BE IN THAT CALENDER!" Lee yelled, his eyes turning into fireballs.

Naruto walked away. He wasn't interested in watching Lee act upon his cult-like idolization of Moto Gai. He was just going over chapter 14 in How to be a Manga and Anime Character for Dummies, How to Fantasize About Future Events, hoping to have a preview of what his photo shoot with Hinata would be, when he ran into Iruka.

"Muh-muh-muh-master Iruka," Naruto stammered, "If this is about that strip poker thing, I can explain."

"It's fine," Iruka said, "Um… I have a favor to ask of you."

"A favor?" Naruto exclaimed, "What do you want?"

"It's kind of embarrassing," Iruka muttered, "Do you have any… Nude pictures of Anko-sama?"

"Yes," Naruto said hesitantly, "Why?"

"Could I have some?" Iruka whispered into his ear, "Please?"

"Sure!" Naruto answered, relieved. He was afraid that he would have to close his website. He handed Iruka a small stack of photos, all of them featuring Anko.

"Arigato!" Iruka mumbled, bowing. Naruto sighed exasperatedly. It was turning out to be a very eventful day.