As Grissom pulled his Tahoe up he had a sudden feeling he knew what was coming and he was right, he'd just left one hormonal women ranting and he was about to come face to face with another.
"Your late," announced Sara as Grissom walked through the front door. He couldn't see the source of the voice so followed the sound into the bedroom where Sara was laid fully dressed on the bed.
"I was bored waiting," said Sara going form looking angry to upset in a split second.
"I spent the shift been asked constant questions by Ronnie, I can't drink coffee and I can't eat my favourite food because it makes me throw up. I'm getting angry and I don't know why," Sara paused to draw breath, "I came home and when I got here I didn't know what to do so I walked round the house until I started crying for no reason, your stupid bees buzzing drove me insane when I tired to sit in the garden. I'm shouting and I don't know why, I hate shouting. I'm getting paranoid that you wont like me further into the pregnancy when I get bumpy and why are you wearing that damn straw hat do you ever take it off?" unable to continue any longer without resembling a Smirf Sara stopped. Grissom who hadn't flinched during this hole speech simply turned and walked back out the doorway disappearing form view for a few seconds.
"Where the…." Sara Sidle trailed off because Gil Grissom had just achieved the impossible twice in one day; he had rendered both Catherine Willows and Sara Sidle speechless.
"No I never take the hat off," said Grissom keeping a dead serious tone as he stood on the bedroom doorway wearing his straw hat and only his straw hat.
THE END
All the reviews for How to Silence Catherine Willows made me want to write something else funny and this popped to mind.