Rick and Morty, and Steven, in the crossover Rickventures
AN *(burp)*
Chapter 1 banished
You are about to enter the court room of judge rick prime, the ricks are real, the cases are real, the rulings are final, this is his court room, this is judge rick!
60 year old inmate rick Sanchez C108-37 is accused of committing murder of a fellow inmate, at the council of ricks penitentiary, and Morty smith C108-37 is accused of being his acquaintance!
Mr Sanchez claims that he has been set up, and that his lawyer is requesting sexual favours in exchange for proper legal advice.
Judge rick : ok (clears throat) ok mr, mr Sanchez?
Defendant rick ; right
: I believe that, I believe that your case is, was going to be, going to trail not this Monday, but the following monday, do you understand that?
; yes, uh
: ok I'll tell you if, you need to tell me something I want, I'll let you come up here to the podium so you can speak into the microphone, and I can hear you.
; yes, uh the attorney here, I'm wanting to fire him.
: uh huh?
; I you know don't feel like he's doing any : who are you going to, who ya gonna hire?
; not gonna hire nobody, I'm gonna try get a different public defender.
: there, there isn't, you have a right to a attorney. ; this lawyer has : you don't have a right to a specific attorney.
; this lawyer has made sexual advances on me. : well ; he, he's mis, misrepresenting my case, he told me if, if I want him to do a good job, I had to let him give me oral sex, he's had doctors at central ricks hospital, put a false : he's had doctors at central ricks hospital? ; put a false diagnosis on me.
: ok? ; um : I I don't ya know, I know mr smith pretty well, and I don't think he has the ability to make doctors at central ricks do anything.
; well they did it, and he's the one that had me sit down there.
: well ya know, they may have done it but I don't think that he had anything to do with it.
; alright well, he won't give me the discovery.
: he well I'm.
; there's things in discovery he's supposed to give me, the incident and told me that, th-that it was the discovery.
: ok ; there are alternating documents : ok if you want, if you want the indictment, I'll make sure you get a copy of the indictment.
; no I'm saying, I got the indictment : uh huh? ; but he's not complying with discovery : ok ; I'm supposed to get the autopsy report, the coroner's report, pictures of the crime scene : cor coroner's report? ; criminal background records I want : is this a, is this a murder?
Guard rick} in the county jail.
: ok.
; yeah I'm supposed to get the criminal background records, investigation summaries
: mr smith what discovery do you have?
Lawyer Morty] I've given him every thin I have
: you've given him everything you have?
] yes sir.
: he's given you everything.
; this is a murder case and your : huh? ; this is a murder case, and you telling me the only thing on discovery is a 4 page indictment?
: I don't think he's saying that, I think he's saying he's given you everything he has.
; he ain't given no autopsy report, he ain't giving me no coroner's report, he ain't given me : it may be that he doesn't have that, I don't know.
; that what I've been trying to get, he didn't give n-, me pictures of the crime scene, I've seen other people go to trial on murder charges, I've seen what your supposed to get, I'm not going to work with this attorney.
: well ya know you, you ; it's not, it's not gonna happen : you've got, you've got ; I'm not going to trail with this, attorney.
: well you've got two choices, one you can go to trail with him, or two you can try the case yourself, now I definitely, completely think that's, that's ; and I've got a right to have : wait a minute listen to me, that would be the biggest mistake you've ever made in your life.
; so basically you're sitting here telling me : now you have a ; you're gonna find me guilty if I, if I go to trail and try to defend myself?
: you're probably right, that would be my guess, if you would try to defend yourself, y-y-you don't know anything about selecting a jury do you?
; no.
: do you know anything about cross examining witnesses?
; no.
: do you know anything about criminal procedure?
; I know I don't have to let : do you know anything I'm ; this guy suck my dick : l-l-let me ; to get some legal representation : you know something? I'll be honest mr Sanchez, I really don't believe that.
; well I'm not, I'm not concerned if you believe it or not.
: I, you ; I'm supposed to, I'm supposed to have a right to a attorney : that ; and I'm not going to work with this attorney : well that's up to you ; so I hold myself in contempt if you try to pull me up here in court with that attorney.
: tha- that's fine, I'm mean that's up to you, I, you, I told you what your choices are, you can go to trail ; I'm just telling you : listen to me ; I'll hold myself in contempt: listen to me.
; fuck you! : listen to me ; go fuck yourself, I'm through here y'all done?
: I'm, I'm, I'm finding, I'm finding you in contempt of court ; I don't care : I know you don't and I sentence you and your morty to 20 days banishment for that, and if you say anything else, I'm gonna add twenty days to anything you say ; fuck you : forty days ; fuck you again : sixty ; go fuck yourself : a year ; ya mama : ten years ; suck my dick : ya know something this is going to be a interesting trail ; oh yeah? : oh yeah (smiles) ; ya no-, ya not suppose to smile in court, ya know if ya smile : I can smile any time I want ; that's a violation, now you're cussing and yelling at me : I have not cussed.
; yeah you did : I am yelling ; well go fuck yourself, suck my dick :that's why I'm yelling ; suck my dick :ya know something? You are appsolutely the rudest person I think I've ever met ; you reckon, you reckon if I let you suck my dick you'll give me a fair trial here?
: ooooh I don't think so ; I've got a big dick now, an,and if I pull it out : I don't think that's gonna get you a fair trail, unless you have every one of the jurors do it ; ya know what? I don't think that mouth is big enough sir, I have a big old donkey dick!
: ya know? I'm sure mines, I'm sure mines not ; I've got a big old donkey dick for that ass : good I'm sure the women love it ; I don't fuck Girls : oh oh no I'm sorry ; I fuck boys : oh I'm sorry you prefer men ; I fuck boys : you prefer men right? ; I fuck white, white boys : oh oh white or black? white boys : oh butt boys? ; with big butts : oh of course, ya know? Ye-ye-you look like a queer ; well ok so now you're calling me a queer in he court room? : I didn't call you one I said you look like one ; you're yelling : do you understand (chuckles) the elit- the English language? ; wait you're yelling, you're laughing : do you understand the English language? ; this is, this is, this is kangaroo court sir : do you, you know what? No, We're not in (chuckles) Australia ; I mean if you wanna suck my dick you can do it any time now we can get this : oohh your so smart
; we can get this court order, do we have to court order this? : you're so smart, your so funny, you're so cute ; can we get a court order to get my dick sucked sir : you're so cute, I know aaalll the inmates will love you to death ; oh yeah : oh I bet ; all the white butt boys love me to death to : ok well I,I'll bet they do and I'll bet all the rest of them do too (smiles) ; you ain't supposed to smile in court : I bet everybody enjoys sucking (smiles) you're cock ; you ain't supposed to be smiling in court, that's a violation : I can smile any time I dadgam want to ; now you're yelling at me again: I am, I'm yelling ; you're getting mad : do you hear me? ; you're shaking : I am yelling at you ; well reckon you can suck my dick ? :yelling ; can you take a break : yelling ; can you take a break? : I'm yelling at you ; can you take a break? : yelling ; and get my dick sucked : can you hear me? Yelling ; gonna get my dick sucked : yelling, yelling ; ya ready to suck now? Have you got it all out? : ya know something ; you will want me to dick you in the butt then right? : oh my goodness, you've got plenty of that over in the other multiverse ; I could see it in you when I came into the courtroom: ok that's fine, your gonna be here on, let me tell you how this gonna work, your gonna be ; you ain't gonna tell me shit : listen ; suck my dick : shut up listen to me ; suck my dick you fuckman : listen ; suck my dick : you will be here in the court on Monday ; you're gonna be here sucking my dick : listen to me now ; go fuck yourself : ok I'm gonna tell you how this is gonna work, you can listen or not I don't care ; I'm through, can I, can I leave the courtroom? : no } no you've got to stay here ; no I'm not talking to the bastard : we are going to have the trial Monday week ; no the fuck we are, I ain't having no trial with this lawyer present : listen if you do not ; suck my dick you stinking ass cracker : if you act like this, if you act like this I will send you out of the court room ; old bitch ass cracker : lead you out of the courtroom during trial, during the trail ; horse ass cracker : do you understand that? ; horse ass dick sucking ass : do you understand that? ; big butt : do you understand that? ; fuckman ass cracker : do you understand that? ; getting mad ain't you? : stupid ; or red faced : listen! ; now you're calling me stupid ; listen! Yes, I am ; this is kangaroo court : you have a constitutional right to be a dumbass ; why don't you jump up on the stand and : you have a constitutional right to be a dumbass ; and jump around like fucking kangaroo, dumbass : well if you ; listening to nothing you say : if you come in Monday week and ;
How about this? I'll kill your whole family.
; after I get out of this trail, I will murder your whole family, I'll cut your children up into pieces, I'll knock their brains out with a fucking hammer, and feed them to you.
: are, are you getting this down?
Typewriter Morty) yes, sir.
: okay I'm going to refer you to the district attorney's office.
; I don't give a fuck who you're referring me to.
: I,I'm just telling you ; I thought you were referring to my motherfucking dick, fuckman : aggra, aggravated, aggravated assault, terroristic threats, and we'll just add to it ; I don't give a fuck, I will murder you, your whole family, your kids, I'm not supposed to be in jail, I was framed, that motherfucker asked me to eat his ass for a bag off coffee, and now you're telling me that I, i got to go to trail with this fuck man here : you're obviously ; he's probably a pedofile : obviously fixated on butts and dicks ; huh? I'm fixated on your mouth : you're fixated on butts and dicks ; you've got a nasty mouth sir : oh oh I have a awful mouth ; you have a big old fat mouth : I do ; you gotta have a big old mouth to get this dick in it : sure do ; alright : yep I'm proud of it ; I'll make sure the next time I, I come to court I'll pull it out and jack on you : ok why don't you do that right now? ; like I jack on white boys : why don't you do that right now? ; just like I jack on females : do it right now ; I can't do it now : do it now ; I ain't got I ain't got : I don't care ; take off the cuffs! : how many hands do you have to have to do it? ; take off the cuffs! : come on, no no jack off ; this is kangaroo court : come on jack off ; this is, this is kangaroo court : jack off right now ; are y'all getting this? : yes, their getting it ; I'm, I'm, I'm gonna make sure, this guy dun call me stupid, this motherfucker dun told me he was gonna suck my dick : I did not say that ; you wanted me to fuck him in the butt : I did not say that either ; you're, you're, you're a real, real nasty ass judge : I am indeed and you're gonna find out how nasty I really am you're gonna see how nasty I am when I murder you're hole family bitch : ok that's fine you'll be in multiverse X for so long, you won't have a chance ; the baby's will be going "daddy, daddy help me." I'm just gonna, I'm gonna (laughs) I'm just gonna knock their brains out with a fucking hammer! (Continues to laugh) : ok well ya know, if I had any kids you'd probably be able to do that, since I don't have any it doesn't really matter ; I'll get your nieces, nephews your sisters : doesn't really matter, I don't have any of those either ; grandkids : don't have any of those ether ; aunties, aunts : how would I have grandkids if I don't have any kids? ; brothers, sisters : stupid, you know, you, your completely have no idea of the English language ; if you're not gonna suck my dick sir, then I don't want to be here : ok well I've enjoyed this, I hope you have, I know everybody else in the courtroom has, but you can go now, and if ; alright well I : and if on Monday week this happens again you will not stay in the courtroom ; suck my dick sir : ok ; I'm subpoenaing y'all's ass in the courtroom. ( says as he's dragged out of the room, with his Morty following )
"Geez rick did ya, did you really need to say all that, those rude things to the guy controlling our punishment?"
"Actually that went better then expected" rick replies as they're pushed into the ship that takes them to universe X.
Then rick prime approaches, "hi there guys." He says with a happy smile.
"Oh yo, here to suck my dick?", "Nope" rick prime says as he takes out a knife.
"Oh you think you can kill me?", "Yeah, that's why I brung the knife!"
"Ok screw this." Rick says as he punches the guards grabs Morty and runs to the control panel, pressing a bunch of buttons.
The ship launches into a 'doctor who' looking animation with the door open, sending all the unimportant and unnamed characters out of the ship into space.
Then rick closes the door, "now it's nice and fair, rick head!"
"Not really, I've got a knife and you've got hand cuffs." Rick looks at his cuffs "well. MORTY BITE HIS ANKLES!"
Rick grabs a gun from a gun rack, but rick prime charges and they start struggling for the knife, and gun.
"Um Morty, help."
"no morty help me and I'll set you free!
"Trying to take another mans morty? Dick move."
"Shut up, I'm gonna rick your ass!"
"OK GUYS STOP!" Morty holds up a gun.
They keep struggling towards a escape pod, at one point the gun fires separating the cuffs.
"HAHAHAHHA, BITCH!"
The struggling intensified, until rick prime was kicked into the escape pod, when rick aimed the gun at him, prime closed the pod and launched off.
"Yeah thanks for the help, morty." Rick said sarcastically
"Y-yeah well I didn't have a clean, a good shot, I could of shot you!", "that's the point, I wanted you to shoot him."
Morty dropped the gun and walked over to the console, it was shot, one little blast hole, "awww geez rick, will it still work?", "huh? Oh shit, shit shit shit."
Rick was frantically trying to open the controls, to where the shot was.
until the controls exploded.
"No God, noooo." He continued to try to go through the console, about a minute later he walk back to morty.
"(Clears throat) sooo the ships broke, aaaannnd were probably going to die if we don't get the parts to repair the ship, and even if we do, we're probably never getting home." "What!? I-I-I-I-I can't believe this, I just thought we escaped, and you-you-y-yo-yo-you just, you can't pull that on someone like that without warning them, you you you, I'm gonna get traumatised or whatever, we're gonna die, we're gonna-" morty is cut off by getting slapped by rick.
"Calm down there's good news." Morty quiets down in anticipation for his hope to return.
Rick moves over to a panel and uses some tools to open it revealing, a bottle of liquid, morty hopes where dashed by rick drinking the entire bottle in a few seconds.
"OH MY GOD RICK?"(another slap)
"I said calm down *moooorrrty* we can make it, we just have to do some, SPACE PIRATE, PIRATING, THINGS, WE'RE *URGGGH* GOING ON SPACE ADVENTURES, WE'RE GONNA *KIIIIIILLLLLL* PEOPLE AND TAKE THEIR SSSSHIIIIT!, COME ON LETTS GOOOO"
Rick walked over to the console and started to repair it slowly, every now and then he'd shout "I'M PIRATE RIIIICCCK!".
Steven was crying as he admitted he didn't want to be alone.
They are both trapped in a gem, whose in a ship which is going to home world, where they're going to be killed, or worse.
"Isn't that awful?"
"Dude at this point everything is awful." Lars tears up as well
They start laughing.
"I'd give you a hug but, I can't use my arms." Steven says as he is almost engulfed by Topaz
"I could try using my leg but it might be weird."
The gem fused around them joins in with the crying.
"That's so, that's so beautiful, even in the clutches of certain doom, you're happy to have each other."
Lars gasps.
"T-Topaz?"
"I don't know what Topaz would do, if she didn't have Topaz, I've always wanted to tell me how I'm helping me through this, but there's always someone between us!
They're always sending me on these missable missions, I'm always pretending I'm fine with it, I have to pretend I'm fine , but you two, you're so honest, and open, so, I wanna help, what do you need?"
"A way off this ship, and my pants."
They walk over to a escape pod.
"Alright you can use this escape pod, I'll set the coronets for earth."
"Ok Lars, just get in and let it do it's thing."
"What are you talking about? You're coming right?"
"I can't I turned myself in, I've got to go, someone's got to pay for what my mom did."
"But you don't want to do this, dude let's forget it let's just go."
"I", Steven was cut of by the cute voice of aquamarine British accent.
"Topaz, what are you still doing down here ya big bolder? We're almost to homeworld."
There was a awkward pause as they looked at each other.
"(We are being hailed)" a robot voice told them.
"Put. it. through." Aquamarine said through gritted teeth.
"WOOP WOOP WE'RE PIRATES *URRG* HERE TO TAKE YOUR GOODIES, SO, THIS *SHIIIP* IS OURS.. as in yours, we *dooo*, we do own ours. BUT NOW WE OWN YOURS, YA FLYING SAUCER LOOKING ASS, DICKHOLES."
Aquamarine was furious, "BLAST THEM!" She shouted to the computer.
Suddenly the hull was breached by another ship ramming into it, the hull seemed to repair itself.
Aquamarine pointed her wand at the ship waiting for enemy's.
A boy wearing a yellow shirt ran out of the ship, until he was stopped by a blue aura
"Give us ya garbage." A blue haired old human says as he jumps out the ship.
"What a human pirate?" Aquamarine says as she gets shot in the forehead.
A tear drop gem falls to the floor.
Topaz charges He shoots at her head but she deflected them with her staff, "RICK THERE'S PEOPLE.", "good idea, I'll shoot those innocent people if you don't stop." Topaz stops "that's not what I meant, rick." Morty said annoyed.
"Whatever, give me those *huuuuummans* s-so I can use them as hostages." she defused, "woah" rick then panics and shoots one of them, and points at the other.
"Topaz!" She looks at rick angrily and rushed him, hitting his gun up out of his hand, then grabbed his neck pulling him to her face, rick burped, and she let go in disgust.
Rick dropped and shot her repeatedly, a few shot go through her, now three gems where on the floor. "Hey Morty I beat them, m-morty we pulled it off... PIRATE RIIIICCKK!"
"Yeah w-w-we did do it", "calm down Morty, now we gotta get rid of the witnesses." Rick says calmly as he points his future gun at Steven and Lars.
"Woahwoahwoah" Steven, Lars and Morty say simultaneously.
Marty jumps and holds onto ricks arm holding the gun, bringing it down.
"Ok-ok-ok-o-ok I was joking, I was joking!", "that wasn't funny dude." Lars said already hiding behind Steven.
"Hiding behind a eight year old? Not very, I-I-I bet your a real *Eurchava* real s-strong boy." Rick says while going to the terminal.
"Yeah well... he has superpowers, so..", "oh superpowers?" Rick turns and acts interested sarcastically "wow *eeerrgh* wowwee"
"Um, excuse me, mr, pirate rick?" Steven asks meekly.
"Yep?" Rick says as he works on the console, "I'm Steven, I'm not eight, I'm fourteen, I do have super powers, and if I don't bubble those gems they'll come back to life." Rick looks at Steven, "sure, but I own them, ok? *buberdybuberdyba* I-I-I wanna sell them (picks up aquamarine) these babe, baby's, gonna get a good price."
"Yeah, but, their people soooo, you can't really sell, or own them."
"I beg to dif-", "rick!" Rick looks at morty, "m-morty, we don't have any money morty, how are we gonna get money in this *dimension*, if we can, can't enslave people?"
"Common rick you-you-yee-y-you can't sell them!"
"I beg to dif-", "NO!" "...ok geez what's *thhheee* what's the problem? God!"
"Another dimension?" Lars whispers to Steven which he just shrugs.
"Um, hi again, is it ok if you drop us off at earth, before you go back to your dimensions?"
Rick mutterers to himself, "I've seen better black hole generators in public restrooms."
"Oh yeah I'm just your average über driver ready to bring ya home. My price, is *urga*, is the *urga* these" he wiggles aquamarine.
"Yeah sure take them." Lars says quickly, "wait, Lars wait, that's slavery.", "so? We can get home.", "but we can't ju-", "rick we can't sell tho-" (Marty and Steven talk over each other, lecturing rick, for a few moments until)
"AAARRGG, whatever, keep them, take them just shut the fuck up!"
Their was silence, as Steven bubbled the gems.
"Hi I'm Morty, and the-the-this is my grandfather rick, don't mind him he's a bit of a asshole when he's drunk!"
"Oh ok, sorry I'm just not used to that kind of language.", "we'll get used to it bu-*buddy* cus I'm gonna be using that a lot, even Morty does sometimes, and he's pretty calm in our multiverse."
"Yeah ignore him, (whispers "dick head") so um you're fourteen? So am I", "oh cool.", "yeah and we-we're new to this universe, so can you tell us about earth? We're heading to ear-earth aren't we? Rick?", "yep" "yeah".
(Steven explains the basics of his earth and story, almost bringing Steven to tears, as they may never see there family again, he tells the differences to Stevens earth, and Steven does the same, until the end up talking about video games.)
"Yeah so not many people enjoy the lonely blade fighter games but I think they're alright.", "ye-yeah that sounds cool.", "morty, stop talking to your boyfriend and come over here."
The crew assembled around rick.
"So, for the *urg* the second time today one of my misfired shots has crippled this, poorly designed ship.", "wait you crippled this ship twice? Or did you cripple two different, equally poorly designed ships?" Lars said making fun of rick.
"I'm not talking to you, you square faced fuck! So since both of the spacecrafts we have are crippled, we're-", Steven gasps "STUCK IN SPACE?", "n-no we're gonna-" Lars gasps "BLOW UP?", "NO! WE'RE GOING T-", morty gasps, but before he has a chance to speak rick slaps all three of them with one swing, as the were standing in a line, in order of height.
"No, we're in earths atmosphere already... we're gonna crash...", "WHAT!?" All three boys screamed.
"Some magnetic force is preventing me from making a landing, it's pulling me towards this cliff near the sea!" Rick says as he battled the controls.
The ships starts to shake, and swerve.
For a few minutes this continues.
"Everyone, find something to hold on to!" Morty says as he grabs onto the side of the console.
A screen on the display shows beach city getting closer, "15 seconds to impact" the computer says, panic increases everyone grabs the console, and screams.
"14,13,12,11", screaming intensities.
(10,9,8,7,6,)
"I'm too young to die!" Lads screams, "I can land it!" Rick mutters.
(5,4,3,2,)
"You can't." Lars said with no hope left
(1,)
"I beg to dif-"
The crystal gems were in Stevens house trying to form a plants get Steven back.
"Maybe if, if we hurry and build a ship we can make it before Stevens... execution." Period says, she and Connie we're the most optimistic out of them all, and were trying to get everyone to stop bickering and get focused on saving Steven, but it wasn't working, the "meeting" had deformed into a screaming match, trying to blame other people.
"Why didn't your future vision work?" Pearl screams at Garnet.
"I-I don't know? It just didn't work."
"Don't blame it all on her, it's all your fault!" Lapis points at the three original crystal gems.
"Us?" Pearl asks.
"Why did you let him go!?"
"We were fighting a aquamarine!"
"Soooo? You told us you just accepted him, giving himself up!"
"Stop guys!" They all stop and look at Connie.
"I know it all looks grim but, we can't fight each other, we need to focus on getting Steven back!"
"Why? We failed, we'll never make it in time!, it's just like when rose left, only this time we're never getting her back! He's finished, Game over man, Game over!" Amethyst voice breaks a little as she sits in the corner.
"Guys, guys, we can't lose hope, Steven wouldn't lose hope!" Connie try's again.
"But he did, you we're there, when he did!",amethyst continued, Garnets face grew with a hopeful grin.
"Guys I just got my future vision back!"
No one was listening, Connie was trying to bring hope to amethyst, Pearl and lapis were arguing, and peridot was drawing plans on paper for a space ship.
"Guys I've got my powers back!"
Still nothing.
"... GUYS! I'VE GOT MY FUTURE VISION BACK!"
"What?" Pearl asked hopefully.
"STEVENS COMING BACK, PIRATES HAVE BORDERED THE SHIP, POOFED TOPAZ AND-", "ok you can stop shouting now." Peridot interrupted.
"Oh right (clears throat), pirates just took over the ship and poofed aquamarine and topaz, Steven is about to befriend them, I think aquamarine was blocking my vision so now I can see the future, (see adjusts here sunglasses), their going to come back to earth, but they're going to crash, into the cliff."
The room erupted with noise of people screaming questions, if Steven going to die and who are the pirates are.
"No." Garnet replied. And then walks out to where they're probably going to crash, right outside.
Garnet ignores everyone as she is too happy to talk, Garnet only has a smirk but ruby and sapphire are dancing in circles.
After a while a shooting star can be seen in the distance, the flying saucer crashed right in between the light house, and Stevens house, getting stuck in the cliff.
The four boys squirmed and groaned In pain from the impact.
As they rose Steven saw that his bubbles had popped, before he could react a small pearl shaped hole was cut from the hull, then pearl stumbled into the ship.
"STEVEN?" Came here crazed motherly voice.
They locked eyes and she ran towards him to hug him, suddenly the two topazes formed, one inbetween Pearl and Steven.
Topaz swiped wildly, trying to block ricks shot (from earlier), smacking Pearl to the other side of the ship.
"OH YOU'VE DONE IT NOW!" They start fighting.
Then Garnet bursts through the ground, grabbing the other topaz, as the gems fight more of the Cristal gems enter the ship, apart from the ones who can't fly, or jump good.
The boys were completely dazed, they just couldn't process it.
After a while of clashing water, spear, fist, flail, and mace, aquamarine started to form, rick realised what was happening so he grabbed her out of the air, trying to stop her, the gem started to pull on his hand, hard, harder and harder until it flew out of the ship, and him with it.
Rick was holding on the gem because he thought he could overpower it, now he was holding on for his life.
"Oh shit.", Pearl Eagle ears caught the cuss, "what!?" Is all she could say before getting maced in the face.
Between the alcohol the small surface area and the terbutaline, rick lost his grip, and fell to the ground, he throws up in his own mouth.
Aquamarine formed, "DIE HUMAN!", she then realised that she was back on earth, "Oh for diamonds sake!" She calls to her wand in the ship, Thor style.
Connie unsheathed roses sword, ready to fight aquamarine.
Lion rushed out of the house to fight, but couldn't reach anyone.
The two topazes where trying to fuse but threw the team work of amethyst, Garnet, lapis and Pearl, they kept them apart, when Steven came to, he realised that the gems could deal with topaz and topaz, but aquamarine was the real threat.
He jumped out of the ship throwing his shield at her, he saw that shat she had peridot, Connie and rick pinned in her magic.
As she gets hit they get release , landing with variegated degrees of grace.
"What now?"Aquamarine almost steaming, Steven lands near Connie, "quick fuse", Steven grabs Connie, and they become one, "this day just keeps getting better and better.".
Stevonnie dogged aquamarines wand, for a time.
Peridot didn't know what to do, so she ran back inside to find someone metal.
As morty's vision focused, he felt Lars pulling on his shirt, "morty, morty." Lars pulled morty to flee down some stairs.
A red light blast flew past aquamarine, "oh not again." She says as she grabbed rick and slammed him into the dirt repeatedly.
"Gasp, mr, rick... who's that, oh." Stevonnie gasped startled, aquamarine took the opportunity and trapped the human fusion, "haahaha, you're so easily manipulated, rose quartz."
She then froze everyone in the ship but the topazes.
"...MY SHIP!... DO YOU SAVAGES KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO REPAIR THAT?".
Period watched in horror as the entire Cristal gems, a pink lion and three random humans suspended in in the air, helpless, two topazes jumped into view, they fused.
Aquamarine was taunting them all but peridot couldn't hear.
'Come on period, as the leader of the Cristal gems, it's your responsibility to save them, but how, I need to get rid of her wand, but it's not metal, i need something metal'
She grabbed all the metal in the house, from cutlery to the fridge.
She detached the cutlery drawer by using the spoons on the back to keep it floating, and the knives and forks on the sides for control.
She ran out of the house and chucked the drawer at aquamarines wand, and everything else at topaz.
Knocking the wand out of her hand she used the draw to scoop it out of the air and bring it to herself.
Everyone was released and fell to the ground.
Aquamarine tried to recall her wand , making her and peridot struggle.
After a while, nether had the advantage, aquamarine decided to fly to the draw and grab her wand.
Just before she got to her wand a wave of water caught her and pulled her into the sea, then lapis jumped in after her.
Topaz ripped out of the pile of metal, as pearl, lion, amethyst, garnet, Stevonnie surrounded her, the ensuing battle was brutal, but heavily one sided, as pearl fused with amethyst and Steven fused with Connie, and they all chipped away at topazes superior strength.
Eventually the fusion fell to the ground, and poofed.
"I-is it over?" Morty said coming out from behind a rock with Lars.
Stevonnie went over and bubbled the topazes, this time Steven remembered to return them home, "no, aquamarine is still out there."
"Steven, Connie... Stevonnie stay here we're going to fight aquamarine." Pearl said commandingly, The gems capable of fighting and don't need to breath, go into the water.
Morty walked up to rick who was laying down on his back.
"Hey r-rick? You ok? Rick?", he rolled over, "fan-fucking-tastic morty." , rick struggled to get up, then he got out his hip flask and took a swig, and burped.
"Steven who are these humans?", "oh, peridot this is rick and Morty, guys this is peridot, and Connie, oh and period that's Lars.", they all say hello to each other.
"Are you a scientist?" Connie asks seeing his lab coat, "yeah, I'm the smartest living being.", peridot sniggers, "I highly doubt that.", oh yeah well, you're rainbow warrior women, only seem to throw *errrca*spe*errrrca* spears so, I'm already way better then you knuckle draggers!", "rick, so what is that heat throwing device?", "oh I just call it *urrga,urrga* I call it whatever I feel like at the time, ray gun, laser gun, laser pistol, I haven't *grga*named it.*urp*", "also what is that noise your making, that isn't words?", "that just what I do when I drink.", "oh drinking, I do that sometimes.", rick pulls out his flask and offers it to peridot, "are you like, the smart one of these people?", "indeed I am, and the leader.", "oh wow!" Rick says sarcastically, "the-that's really interesting, so like you're a alien? Whoa, that's like new and scary for me.", "yes, I am intimidating." She said proudly putting her arms to her hips, "well I'm going to tear that, space ship, your *speeeeecies* created, to repair my more advanced ship, I designed myself.", "what?", peridot follows rick as he portals up to the ship.
Steven introduces Morty to Connie, they don't have much in common, but they talk for a bit, and decide to start moving the metal pile back inside, as it was getting cold, and dark.
After a while Lars went home, and Connie was picked up, leaving morty and Steven with the person they met that day, I was a little weird but they played video games.
End
That was my first published thingy, criticism please, thank you.