Disclaimer: I own Sunny but nothing else! If you don't know who Sunny is, that's okay! Sunny is a penguin that I wrote about in NA, but that story didn't really have a plot so you don't need to read it if you haven't. You might be a bit confused at first, and you'll stay that way, but gradually, all the other readers, even those who read the first NA, will become confused as well. Then I'll write chapter two.

About: This is a sequel to NA, so it seemed natural to start it off on the right foot.

So, after debating which foot was right a confidently stuck out my left foot and announced "This is the right foot!" Only to be told by many frightened on lookers, that no, in fact, my other foot was right.

So, I debated this some more came to the same conclusion I had before. Yes, this was my right foot. (And by right I mean correct and by correct I mean left.)

The right way (And I don't mean left) To start out this story would be to have questions asked. But, with no chapter 0 I had to write my own questions, which meant talking to myself.

This made me happy because, when I normally talk to myself, it's a pointless, one sided conversation.

Q. So… what's up?
A. The sky, clouds, some birds, reptiles and small mammals...

Q. Will there be more chocolate vat stripping?
A. Honestly! I'm ashamed you asked that! Of course not! This time there won't be chocolate. Duh!

Q. Speaking of chocolate vat stripping, where can I get that DVD? I really want to see the penguins eating chocolate special feature.
A. Check your local dumpster for free copies of this amazing not life changing film! - Results may vary. -

Q. Any sporks in this story?
A. You know what? Yeah, I think there will be!

Q. Wanna tell us about your first day of school?
A. Duh. First I got my class schedule, and for some reason, it was all correct. I'm in the right math level and language level. Last year it was all wrong. Anyways, then I went to go get my locker, but I was like the last person in my grade to do so, and all the lockers for my grade level were taken, so, I was preparing to share with a freshman. The Freshman lockers are really tiny. But no! I get a Senior locker which is huge, but also, I don't have to share. I and all my stuff can fit in it. But that's not the best part. My combo? 10-11-12. Seriously. The downside? I'm in between two very large football players, but that's okay, because I'm very tiny and can probably crawl under their legs if I need too.

and on further note,

If your expecting a story that will make you think, change your life, or do anything of the sort, your in the wrong story. Hell, you've even got the wrong author. So, sit back, unless your standing, make your self at home, unless your not at home, and go ahead and read.

Unless you don't know how. Then you don't know what's going on, so really, I could insult you.

YOU LOSER! I HATE YOU! GO AWAY! HA! HA! HA! YOU PROBALLY THINK I'M SAYING YOU ROCK, BUT I'M NOT! HA!

"We should defiantly call it Billy." Abby sat down at a computer and entered a baby names site. But it wasn't any old computer. It was Tony's. There were a few chocolate smudges on it but that didn't matter.

"No, no, no!" cried McGee, "Robert! Didn't we agree on Robert!" and in fact they had. However, Abby had changed her mind. Again. They had agreed on a few names but she kept looking up new ones and deicing that she no longer liked the other one.

Sunny snapped in McGee's directions and Tony jumped up as Kate laughed at him.

"Listen, I don't think anyone cares at this point what you call it!" Tony said loudly as he shifted his weight from one foot to the other. He had been standing up for almost an hour now while Abby used his computer.

"Shut up, Tony." Kate looked at him then returned to shuffling through papers. "This is a very important decision . It's what it will be known as for the rest of it's life!"

"It's not alive!" Tony had become grumpy, and it didn't help Sunny had a chair. The chair was behind a child's desk next to Gibbs.

The entire team looked at him then Sunny hung his head low.

"It's a National Buttprints System. Of course it's not alive, but that still doesn't mean it doesn't have feelings!" McGee said, almost with enthusiasm, however, the fact remained, he now agreed with Tony.

"How 'bout you call it NBS." Gibbs suggested coming into the Bull Pen with coffee and a Caf-Pow!

"To close to NBC and NCIS." Kate told him. Abby and McGee had been very firm about not naming it something that could be easily confused.

"The National BS!" Abby shouted triumphantly, jumping in the air causing more than a few people to shoot strange looks in her direction.

"It works." Gibbs smiled and handed her the drink. Sunny looked expectantly at him and Gibbs gave a fatherly smile and tossed the penguins a brownie, which, unknown to Tony had bits of fish in it.

"He gets a brownie?" he whined and Kate smirked.

"It think you should give Tony one." she added helpfully, knowing what was in them having made them.

Gibbs tossed one to Tony and the whole team rather enjoyed the looked on Tony's face go from gleeful to an odd gagging face.

Will there be stripping?
Who was confused?
Will I answer questions even though we technically aren't supposed to? Yes!
Will there be any sporks?
And…
Whatever happened to the Hiftons?

TBC…

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