A/N: This idea just popped in my head, so I thought I'd write it down. I hope you enjoy it
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I stood by the counter in the coffee house, ordering a Mocha before I went up on stage with Michael.
"Claire." Shane said timidly behind me. I turned and glared at him.
"I thought I told you to stay away from me." I said harshly, while Oliver looked at me curiously.
"But Claire..." he started to explain, again, but I just walked off with my coffee in hand.
Last week I had found him and Eve in bed together, and I broke my heart. They had try to tell me that it was nothing, just a mistake, she even had the nerve to ask that I didn't tell Michael, but I didn't have to. He had walked in when I was screaming at them and heard the whole thing. That's why we were here tonight.
To sing a song about what happened, well to mostly get back at Eve, we still hadn't figured out a way to get back at Shane yet... but anyway, I had wrote a song... yes it's an undiscovered talent of mine, ever since Michael heard me singing and dancing along to a song on the radio he forced me to practice with him because 'I had a talent that shouldn't be wasted'.
"Ready Clare bear?" Michael asked me when I sat next to him. I nodded and scanned to room for Eve, and spotted Goth bitch straight away.
He lead me onto the stage to much applause and he started playing
"Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did"
everyone looked up at us with interest at such an abrupt beginning
Ha!
Time for a little revenge
I saw Eve go bright red at this, burying her head in her hands. She obviously caught on that this was for her.
The story starts when it was hot and it was summer and...
I had it all, I had him right where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you could say "sabotage"
Me and Shane were doing really well, and then she had to come along.
I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
I didn't even know she was interested in him like that.
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from
She thought that I was just little Claire, that there was no way I could get back at her.
She's not a saint
And she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known
For the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't
Make you many friends
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge
She'll defiantly know that from now on
She looks at life like it's a party and she's on the list
She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it
I think her ever-present frown is a little troubling
And she thinks I'm psycho 'cause I like to rhyme her name with things
Eve, leave, grieve, deceive
But sophistication isn't what you wear or who you know
Or pushing people down it gets you where you wanna go
They wouldn't teach you that in prep school so it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity
All her goth clothes are just stupid. She only does it to annoy the fucking vampire in town.
She's not a saint
And she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known
For the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't
Make you many friends
I surprised she any one left after what she did to me and Michael
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge
I looked over at Eve and saw that she was crying. Good, she deserves it. I just gave her a satisfied smirk and small wink. Showing everyone who exactly I meant.
I'm just another thing for you
To roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him but haven't you heard
I'm just another thing for you
To roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him but I always get the last word
Whoa
He tears turned into a fierce glare of defiance, it looks like someone's going to try and answer back.
She's not a saint
And she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known
For the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Everyone will know her for the slut she is now
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't
Make you many friends
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
'Cause I don't think you do. Oh.
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
I don't think you do
I don't think you do
She defiantly didn't know what she was doing anymore.
Let's hear the applause
Everyone in the coffee house started clapping, and I swore I could even see Oliver clapping a little bit
Come on show me how much better you are (so much better, yeah)
So you deserve some applause 'cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you could say "sabotage"
Eve stood out and ran out of the shop crying, and everyone clapped louder. It looks like we got our revenge.