"So I was leaping along, leap, leap, leap, ..." Ciel was cut off by a sharp shrill voice coming from a certain annoying red- haired reaper.
"OH BASSSSSYYYY!" Said reaper, Grell, flung himself upon our favorite demon butler, his lips puckered for a kiss.
"Oh HELL NO! Get your bitch ass away from my Butler!" Ciel soundly whacked Grell with his mega awesome pimp cane and smirked evilly. "That's right bitch all the fangirls love CielxSebastian so screw off."
"But Bassy and I belong together! Ask the fangirls!" Grell grabbed said butler's arm only to be bashed on the head by, you guessed it, Ciel's pimp cane!
"Fangirls all love the Ciel and Sebastian pairing now go away so we can have hot dirty sex!"
"That's it twerp you're dead!" Grell launched himself at Ciel but missed the short teen, instead breaking his pimp cane in two.
"MY PIMP CANE! YOU TRANNY WHORE!" Ciel pulled out his secret weapon, the pokeball. "Sebastian! I choose you!"
Our favorite butler disappeared from his master's side and reappeared in front of him as if he'd come out of the pokeball.
"Now, Sebastian, attack Grell with crotch kick!" Sebastian kicked Grell where the sun don't shine at his master's command.
"CROTCH KICK! CROTCH KICK! CROTCH KICK!" Ciel laughed maniacally before pointing at Grell evilly.
"Do you surrender?" For a small kid he could sure be bossy.
"Never!" The shinigami just didn't know when to give up.
Ciel: "Then I challenge you to a duel!"
Grell: "With swords?"
Ciel: "NO you moron! With Duel Monster cards."
Grell: "You mean Yugioh?"
Ciel: "NO DUEL MONSTERS!"
Two platforms raised themselves out of the ground and Ciel, now dressed in Yugi's clothes, and Grell, in matching Kaiba attire, drew five cards each with a shout of "It's time to duel!"
Ciel: "I play, Sebastian in attack mode, and I set one card face down and end my turn."
Grell: "I can't hurt my precious Bassy!"
Ciel: "Then forfeit the match and all claims to Sebastian!"
Grell: "Fine I'm sorry Bassy but for our love to survive I must hurt you! I play Blazing Inpachi in attack mode and I play Kuriboh in defense mode! Now Blazing Inpachi! Attack Bassy and eliminate Cane!"
Ciel: (Evil Maniacal laugh) You think your puny monster can hurt MY Sebastian? Sebastian destroy him and then make me some tea when the duel is over."
Sebastian: "Yes, my lord."..."WAIT THAT'S IT? I GET ONE LINE!"
(Epic battle, well no not really, Sebastian beats up Grell and then makes Ciel tea.)
Ciel: "Now get out of here Grell. I have to practice my Kamehameha in order to collect the Dragon Balls! Oh and when you leave don't touch my tetsusaiga, I stole that from Inuyasha and I don't want your Grell germs on it!"