Title: Hallmark Moment #102 or: The Ever Loving, Never Ending, O'Neill/Carter Jell-O War
Author: HailDorothy aka HDorothy
Category: A little more than drabble/Humor/Romance
Rating: K
Warning: Just Jell-O
Pairing: J/S
Season: 7
Spoilers: Evolution Part 2: Any episode where J/S are into Jell-O or is it vake?
Summary: Jack's forever determined to divide and conquer Sam. Ya think?
Author's Note: Military personnel eat free in the commissary. So Jack's not springing for anything . . .but Carter. Then again, you knew that.
Disclaimer: All publicity recognizable characters and places are the property of MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret Productions. This fan fiction was created for entertainment, not monetary purposes and no infringement on copyrights or trademarks are intended.
Copyright: The original characters, situations, and story are the property of said author. © HailDorothy.
Feedback: Gosh, darn, don't make me beg! Pretty Please? Starvation of this writer's muse is no pleasant sight. All feedback is food for thought and well digested. "Feed me, Seymour!" (The Little Shop of Horrors)
SGC Gate Room and we're walking . . .
"Miss me?"
"Of course, sir."
"So nice command."
"We did manage to make it out alive, sir."
"There's that. Lunch?"
"I'd like that, sir."
"I'll even spring for dessert, say some double chocolate cake?"
"Feel more like blue Jell-O today."
"Not red?"
"You know I don't like red Jell-O. Never have, never will."
"I'm wounded."
"Doubt that."
"Aww, Carter, humor me. Take a chance?"
"On you or red Jell-O?"
"Oy! Is that a trick question?"
"Only if you want it to be. Well?"
"Patience, Carter, I'm thinking . . . Carter, cake, Carter, cake, Carter— "
"Hey! When did it change to me or cake, sir?"
"When I decided it was a trick question."
Fin