This place was a dump. And so was the man currently residing in it. The place looked like a shithole, clothes and pizza boxes lay strewn across the floor. The windows were boarded up and the room was dimly lit. The man had a pizza box in front of him, boots kicked up onto his desk as he ate a pizza slice in each hand. The name of the place? Devil May Cry, the name of the man? His name was Dante, Dante Sparda.

' Man this pizza is great! I'm glad I was able to persuade the pizza place down the block to deliver one to me hours before they even opened!'

Pizza was all this guy thought of, that, and the ladies. He wasn't necessarily a pervert per say, but more like a guy who was always trying to get some. He respected the girls he met, MOST of the time. Sometimes he just got overwhelmed like that. Can you blame him? I mean, some girls are smokin' hot.

'Ding! Idea! I should go out and see if i can score any chicks. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea me! Oh me, you flatter me so.'

Dante got up out of his reclined position and holstered Ebony and Ivory, whispering 'my girls' under his breath. He started to head out into the foyer, he took a look back into his office and caught another glimpse of the pizza box on his desk, two slices still left inside.

'After I finish up this pizza of course, can't leave a beauty like that just sitting there can I?'

And with that, he ate the pizza, cleaned up in the bathroom, (He had to look dashing for the ladies of course) and headed outside. He got on his motorbike, started the ignition, and sped out onto the road in search of a fine woman to score.

Dante was having a wonderful time riding his motorbike as he sped down the road. His silver hair flying in the wind, coat billowing as the wind blew through him. These were one of the many things that he made sure to enjoy throughout life, the feeling of riding a good ol motorcycle. Though he made sure to keep an eye out for any catches while doing so. He wasn't having the best of luck so far though.

'Nope. Nope. Nope. Definitely Nope. Oh, is she hot? Oh no, it wasn't even a girl, it was a guy. Could've sworn he was a chick for a moment there, though if a guy could be cute, it would be him.'

Dante continued riding through town, the many buildings and small office buildings passing him by. It was a quaint little town with a small population, but not so small that you would see the same person twice. This was good for him as it meant that he had more chances to hit the jackpot one day. 'One day' he thought. Though little did he know that day may yet be soon.

He turned onto the main road, now opting to keep his eyes on the road rather than scope out a chick. He passed by many cars that had been on the road with him, as well as the occasional motorcycle. He continued on down the road for a while until he noticed that the cars began to thin. This was particularly odd as this was the main road, and it was almost always busy. This did not go by unnoticed by Dante.

'Huh, i'm one of the only people left on the road. Maybe there is some holiday I don't know about. Nah, that's impossible. I keep track of all the holidays because it gives me an excuse to go crazy and do what I want, oh well, whatever.'

Dante was now the only one left on the road. It's gotten eerily silent around save for the sound of the bike he was currently riding. Then he noticed something strange. The road looked different now, There were high walls on either side. This certainly was strange.

'How did I not notice this before? Did the road always look like this? No, I would have remembered. This is a bit unnerving to say the least.'

These thoughts went to the back of his mind however, as he noticed something on the side of the road. It was a girl trying to flag people down. He bike certainly looked to be busted up. This was definitely a score. He found a lovely lady to help out in her time of need. And he was going to make damn sure he took advantage of it.

'Woo damn! That is one cute as hell girl over there! I am definitely going to help her out, maybe I can get her number. Yeah, should be a piece of cake after I help her. What with my stunning looks and amazing personality after all.'

Just then he felt it. The dizzying pull he felt whenever he was dragged into limbo. Though this was somehow different. He couldn't quite put his finger on it, but there was no mistaking it, he was no longer in the human world, Limbo or not.

Right then and there, he decided to take the liberty of unholstering his baby girls and did a majestic backflip off of the motorbike. He landed perfectly as he looked up to see his bike collide with the wall. 'Oh well, i'll just get a new one I suppose' As he looked around, he didn't notice the presence of any demonic corruption in the area. Or any danger at all for that matter. 'I guess this isn't Limbo, then what is this place?'

He took a look around and then noticed something, Where he spotted the chick before, there was a hulking figure of a man. Dante holstered his babies as the man stared at him as if her were a mental patient Dante just stared back to fuck with him. The man then shook his head and got into his car, which was blindingly pink. He sailed off into the distance toward the city.

'Wait, city? When did that get there? I guess I truly am in another plane of existence. I didn't think this would happen when I went out to get some. Oh well, speaking of, where did that girl go?' He looked around and saw nothing. 'Whatever, I guess i'll just get going toward that city then. A shame I have to walk, but maybe that could do some good for me anyway.'

Dante started off toward the city that seemed to be a few miles away. All the while, unbeknownst to him, he was being watched by a drone that peered at him from above.

"Who is this guy, and how did he just appear there next to Gamagori like that?" An intellectual and calculating voice mumbled under it's breath.

"What are you mumbling about now Inumuta? You aren't spying on any girls now, are you?"

"What!? I would never! I'm no pervert you know!"

"Yeah yeah, sure you aren't….. Pervert."

"Nonon! Inumuta! Quit your bickering, it annoys me to no end!"

"Fine, whatever you say Uzu."

Nonon looked down at her feet, furious with Inumuta. She's sure he uses his "surveillance" to be pervy and spy on girls, she just can't prove it. Nevertheless, She doesn't want to tip Uzu off. He is one scary bastard when he got angry. They were outside of the academy at the time, in a corner of the courtyard. Keeping watch on all of the students that are passing through into or out of the school.

"What I was actually mumbling about, was not me being a pervert, but this strange man. He just suddenly appeared next to Gamagori on the highway. He backflipped off of his bike while it was moving then pulled out a couple of pistols."

"Really?" Nonon replied. "Let me get a look at this."

Nonon butted in next to Inumuta to see this….. This hunk of a silver-haired man. ' he's sooooo handsome! What a guy, I need to know more about him.'

"Do you know anything else about him?" Uzu asked.

"No, not necessarily. He's just sort of been walking toward the city. Oh well, if he's anything important i'm sure we'll find out more about him eventually."

"Agreed" Uzu replied.

'They may be content to wait, but I am not. I need to find out more about this dashing man, I need to get a piece of him, and now.'

And so Nonon Jakuzure walked off, intent on stalking her target until she got the chance to go in for the kill you could say.

A shiver was sent down Dante's spine. He felt as if he had just been violated.

'Why do I get the feeling that somebody really wants to get a piece of me? Whoever it is, they better be cute, that's for sure. I wouldn't want to be harassed by an ugly mother fucker now would I?

Hey guys! This is my second fic I have written, the first one was hot garbage though. Be as brutal as you want with me, I ain't no bitch, and I could certainly use someone else to point out my flaws. Anyway, I am going to finish this story through to the end, enjoy!