Da' lil' Keraskals
A comedy fanfic of Keroro, Giroro, and Zeroro as little chob monsters By neo-Gigan
Episode 1:MA!Me lunch box is missing!
This horrible story starts at school in the lunch... Place… possibly on the roof of the school
Keroro:keeeeeero kero kero kero kero kero
Giroro:what's with you?
Keroro:…kero keoro kero kero…
Giroro:timama's stuck in the old well!
Keroro:...kero kero kero kero...
Zeroro:is my bike on fire!
Keroro:…kero kero kero kero
Zeroro:oh god, no! jumps off the 43 story building setting himself on fire as he falls AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! runs around in circles screaming.a few keronians stare at him.zeroro dunks his head into a foutian
Keroro:...kero... Kero… kero…um...
Giroro: damn it Keroro! What is it!
Keroro: you made a swear!im telling tetcher
Giroro: wait no! im sorry! don't tell tetcher!
Keroro: apology accepted my dear Giroro.as for my sudden burst of joy, it just so happens that my mother went shopping and picked up a new lunch box.
Giroro: aaaaaaand your happy about a lunch box?
Zeroro walks back up the roof
Zeroro: thanks Keroro kun, those juvinile delinquents wont set my bike aflame again! I sure showed them!
Giroro: no you didn't
Zeroro: your right.i didn't.
Keroro: um…
Zeroro: they made me eat my tires
Keroro: so any way, she got me a veeeeeery expensive import all the way from pokopen!the one and only gundam wing lunch box!
Giroro: your mom waisted money on some crappy box when you could be a real man like me and have a-
Keroro: lunch box shaped like a gun like every thing else you have?
Giroro: silence non-believer!
Zeroro: what do you keep your lunch in Giroro?
Keroro: a good ol lunch bag!its expandale and durable!
Giroro's lunch bag rips
Keroro and zeroro:...
Giroro:… shut... Up!
Zeroro: well lets se this new box your so proud of Keroro kun
Keroro: check it out!Keroro takes out a spuddy buddy lunch box
Giroro: wow Keroro, I didn't know they had potato gundams
Keroro: ah ha ha, Giroro, of corse there any- WHAT! looks at his luch box to see it was replaced!
Zeroro: Keroro kun... If it helps, you can have my lunch box
Keroro: damn straight rich boy, gimmie that friggin box!
Zeroro starts to cry
Giroro: quit being a jerk Keroro
Keroro: cram it bimbo!
Giroro starts crying
Keroro: im sorry zeroro kun… I dint mean it
Zeroro takes out his lunch box to see it to was replaces with a spuddy buddy lunch box
Zeroro: what... What…. This cant be!
Giroro uh oh, my lunch bag could be next
Keroro: don't wory Giroro, there not gonna get it
Giroro: gee... Thanks ke-
Keroro: because no one wants a crap for crap lunch bag except losers like you
Giroro socks Keroro
Keroro: ow
Giroro: well no one's getting my bag or my name isn't Giroro- sees his bag is replaced with a s.b. (not strong bad) lunch box NOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SPUD MAN! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Keroro: that's it, lets get our lunch back
The three are about to go on a heroic adventure. Then the bell rings.
Keroro, Giroro, and zeroro: aww man the three gumble to them selves
Keroro: stupid tetcher
After school
Keroro: guys, ive ben doing some thinking, that kid Kururu was acting kinda strange in class
Zeroro: but hes all ways acting weird
Keroro: still we sould confront him
The three walk up to Kururu
Kururu: kukuku, what can I do for you three to day?
Giroro: cram it yellow! We know you stole everyone's lunch boxes
Kururu: sorry to burs your bubble but my box was misplaced with a uncool potato box. Of corse I trashed it emedietly
Tetcher:see Keroro, you cant pokes himself go around accusing pours a bucket of water on self people!
Kururu: hello teacher. Your looking bloated today
Keroro:haha, its tetcher dummy the p is silent
Tetcher:go home Kururu. And watch out for angry flying carspokes self
Kururu: what?
A flying car nearly hits Kururu
Kururu: not cool! Not cool!
keroro: did you notice tetcher was watering himself a lot?
Giroro:he was poking himself a lot to
Zeroro:like a potat-
The three stare at each other
Keroro:oh my god!… I got extra change for my dekopon juce! That dumb maciene screwed up! OH YEA!
Giroro:what! When where you getting dekopon juce!
Keroro:when tetcher asked me to get that garlic for him
Zeroro:…
Giroro:…
Keroro:wait a minuet, what if tetcher… Is a VAMPIRE!
Zeroro:um, if he was a vampire, than he would die
Keroro:oh... Wait! What if tetcher is actualy… A VAMPIRE COMMITTING SUICIDE!
Giroro:no you moron! Hes the one who stole our lunches! Spuddy buddy!
Keroro:oh... To the classroom!
The three jump in a rocket powered shopping cart and blast back into the school.they go up a handicap ramp, flattening a guy in wheel chair, and fly into the classroom slamming into a wall
Tetcher:wha? Whos there
Keroro:give it up tetcher
Giroro:or sould we asy… SPUDDY BUDDY!
Tetcher:what? Give what up! Im tied up and in a closet! I don't evan work here! I work at kmart!
Zeroro:we know all about your lunch pail snatching plan!don't fool around with us!
:you mean my lunch box stelaling scandal?
? Steps out to be spuddy buddy
Giroro:spuddy buddie L
Sppuddie budie:yes I was the one behind all this! And do you know why?
Keroro:how would we? We don't evan know your name
spud die buddy:SILENCE PORK KOW!it was because noone cares about my company!its allways " ooooooo Idaho potatos are gross and grody!", and " oooooooooooo their French fries taste like sponge bob!" well im sick of it!so that's why i repaced your lunches with my patented spuddy buddiy lunch pails.filled with my taisty spud die buddie fo-
Keroro:yess yess that sa horrible story. But no one wants you crappy foods. Now… KERORO AND PALS! PREPARE TO DIGI-VOLVE!
Giroro:what?
Keroro goes into the seson one divolution back round
Keroro:Keroro mon, digi-volve to!.…digi -volves hobbiest Keroro mon!
Giroro:uh… okay does the same thing Giroro mon, digi-volve tooooo… digi-volvesgunho Giroro mon!
Zeroro:wait… when could we digivolve?
Keroro:um… digi-volve!gives zeroro a sword
Spuddy buddy:cute, but im afraid you cant defeat ME!launches mashed potatos at Keroro and GiroroBWA HA HA! You cannot defeat potato-AAAAAAHHH
Zeroro kicks spuddy buddy in the shin and he explodes
Keroro:my lunch box!
Zeroro:my lunch box!
Giroro:my lunch-
Keroro:piece of crap?
Giroro:NO!blasts Keroro in the head with some gun
Zeroro:... He he
Keroro: no matter, as long as I have my lunch bo-sees lunch box was destroyed by blast NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn you Giroro! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUU!tackles Giroro
Zeroro just looks at them
The end posibly