Disclaimer: I don't own the flippin book. Boohoo :(

Chapter One: The Beginning

Harry, Ron and Hermione stood clustered in the middle of the courtyard waiting for someone to come and help them. They seem to have lost their way to the castle on their way back from a lovely picnic and can't find their way back because of the snow that started to fall (HEY! It's my fanfic and if I want the weather to change for no apparent reason at all, then it will. Deal with it Reader.) and covered everything with a thick layer of snow.

"Hello? Is anyone out there? We're lost and I think Ron's feet are frozen to the ground!" Hermione yelled, but no one could hear her because there was a giant birthday party going on in the castle for Dumbledore.

"Look! A kitty!" exclaimed Ron as he tried to tear after it, but to no prevail because his feet were still stuck to the ground.

Suddenly, the sun came out and rainbows appeared out of nowhere along with that freaky nature music.

"NOOOOOO!" screamed Harry "MAKE IT STOP!"

And suddenly, the music stopped!

"Hey, Harry, if you would stop screaming about the idiot music, you would realize that the music has stopped and all the snow melted."

Suddenly Ron asked "If the snow melted, then why are my feet still stuck to the ground?"

" Uhhhh…I didn't do it…" Harry said as he tried to shove a bottle of superglue into his pocket.

After many hours of convincing Hagrid to give them his pliers and wrenching Ron off the ground our hero's set off toward the castle. When they got there, they were immediately bombarded by Professor McGonagall who Hermione pointed out that was being followed by a pretty pink pony.

"Where have you three been? Did you miss the party? Ohmigawrsh! You didn't because YOU DON'T HAVE A PRETTY PINK PONY!"

Suddenly everyone in the Great Hall looked at them like they were some sort of American rock band.

"Professor I can explain…." began Harry

"Too bad Potter. All of you, to the headmaster's office! Immediately!"

As our hero's descended the stairs, they noticed that everyone had a pretty pink pony with them. Harry and Hermione immediately noticed that they were going through the walk of shame, but t took Ron a wile to realize that having over 100 students and over 100 pretty pink ponies saying "Doom on you! Doom on you!" as they walked past was a bad thing. Finally, they reached Dumbledore's office and just when they were going to go in to the office, Ron said…

Okay, please R&R, because if you don't, then there shall be no more Journey to Find the Pretty Pink Pony . ROCK ON (or else)!