Yo … once again, RE-EDITED. Will we ever stop? Maybe … *both grin*
NOTE:
Lin-Chan: Hello there people, Sammy-Chan and I are here to tell you a story ...
Sammy-Chan: It's tragic ...
Lin-Chan: It's a comedy ...
Both: It's just PLAIN good!! *Claps*
Sammy-Chan: We do not own Final Fantasy VII in any way so please don't charge us with copyright! *Puppy dog eyes*
Lin-Chan: Umm ... yes, *whispers to Sammy-Chan* But Sephiroth is MINE! Mwahahaha ...
Sammy-Chan: ~_~" Pardon me?! I don't know how many times we've gone through thins! You can have; Muza, Seifer, Zell, Kamui, Folken, Irvine, Nataku, Sorata, Fuma ... *counts them off her fingers and takes a deep breath* ALL the other dudes your obsessed with! All I ask for is Squall, Sephiroth, Cid, Ruffus and Reno ^.^ *turns a crimson color while daydreaming*.
Lin-Chan: O.O NO! I must have them ALL! *Starts laughing insanely with the crazy look she always has, gleaming in her eyes*.
Sammy-Chan: Yes ... well, don't be greedy Lin-Chan it's not lady-like! U.U
Lin-Chan: Why you little ... *lunges at Sammy-Chan closing her hands around her neck trying to strangle her*.
Sammy-Chan: ACK! What we were trying to saaaaaay *coughs* was ... *coughs* DON'T SUE US!
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Near the Gold Saucer area where the red sock in the sand (Ruby Weapon) is still poking out. Tifa was having little luck with her flirtation signals to Cloud. Mostly because Cloud was in a daze ...
Cloud: *thinking* Mmm ... Aeris ... decomposing in ... *left eye twitches* Ancient City water.... soo hot *Homer Simpson drool*.
Tifa: CLOUD! Are you listening to me?! *Grabs him by the arm a tad it peeved and chucks him towards the pokey sock (Ruby Weapon)*
Cloud: AHHH! It's eating away at my flesh!! *Screams all girly-like*
**Everyone watches as the Pokey-Sock (Still Ruby Weapon) drags Cloud into the sand**
Barret: Oh, geez, what a lost. *Evil grin looking straight a Tifa*
Cid: Oh my GOD! It killed Cloud! B@$T@RD! *For the first time the cigarette falls from his lips*
(Actually the 2nd time but that's BESIDES the point we're trying to make)
RedXIII: *Sniffs the cigarette butt* Heeeyy! This ain't no cigarette ... it's a jo-
Cid: *Clasps his hand over RedXIII's muzzle and whispers in his ear* Shh.... you idiot, if I tell you where I got it, will ya shut yer mouth?
RedXIII: *Nods continuously* Mhmm ...
Cid: The Chocobo Sage ... tell him I sent you. *Removes his hand*
RedXIII: Thank you. *Big smile*
Tifa: *Cries on Barret's shoulder* What if we never get him back? Boohoohoo *sniffles*
Barret: All the better ...
Tifa: *Looks up wide-eyed* What did you say? *Blinks*
Barret: N-nothing ... *Innocent smile* I said it would be a b-ad ... thing ... yes.
Cait-Sith: *Waddles over* Hi guys, what's going on? Why's Tifa crying? *Is clueless like always*
Tifa: The Pokey-Sock sucked in Cloud! Boohoo! *Resumes crying*
Cait-Sith: Have some respect you two asswipes! *Whacks Cid and RedXIII having their own little party on the side*.
**They all try to consol Tifa**
In the shack of the Chocobo sage: (later that evening)
Cid: *Laying over stairs singing "Stars and stripes"*
Chocobo Sage: *Joint in mouth* Oh, I REMEMBER something!!
Red: *Arm around the Green Chocobo* Hey BAAABY!!! *Stoned voice* What, goin' on tonight you?? May I make you plans??
Cid: *Stops in mid song* Why, you hittin' on dat bird? Am not I more good lookin'?? I put Red in faith … wait a minute … did that make a sense?
Chocobo Sage: Yea, dude!! I understand …
All: *Except the chocobo they all hallucinate a Mog in the middle of the room running on the spot*
Chocobo: WAAAAAAARRRRK!!!!!!!
Red: What?? You find dat Mooooog betta lookin' dan meh?? C'mon babaaaaaa, I'm da only… *Drunken slur* satisfactory male here!!
Cid: C'hoo talking bout?? SMILE. LIKE A DONUT!!!!
**Silence**
**after a few minutes**
All: AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA, dat's fun e!!!!!!!!
**5 hours later, still laughing like retards**
All: AAHAHHAHHHHAHHAHAHHA
Cid: *pounds on floor with fists*
**All drop dead sleeping with monstrous snoring**
Well, that's the end of Part 1 … what shall happen next … R&R please! We NEED to know what you think!
NOTE:
Lin-Chan: Hello there people, Sammy-Chan and I are here to tell you a story ...
Sammy-Chan: It's tragic ...
Lin-Chan: It's a comedy ...
Both: It's just PLAIN good!! *Claps*
Sammy-Chan: We do not own Final Fantasy VII in any way so please don't charge us with copyright! *Puppy dog eyes*
Lin-Chan: Umm ... yes, *whispers to Sammy-Chan* But Sephiroth is MINE! Mwahahaha ...
Sammy-Chan: ~_~" Pardon me?! I don't know how many times we've gone through thins! You can have; Muza, Seifer, Zell, Kamui, Folken, Irvine, Nataku, Sorata, Fuma ... *counts them off her fingers and takes a deep breath* ALL the other dudes your obsessed with! All I ask for is Squall, Sephiroth, Cid, Ruffus and Reno ^.^ *turns a crimson color while daydreaming*.
Lin-Chan: O.O NO! I must have them ALL! *Starts laughing insanely with the crazy look she always has, gleaming in her eyes*.
Sammy-Chan: Yes ... well, don't be greedy Lin-Chan it's not lady-like! U.U
Lin-Chan: Why you little ... *lunges at Sammy-Chan closing her hands around her neck trying to strangle her*.
Sammy-Chan: ACK! What we were trying to saaaaaay *coughs* was ... *coughs* DON'T SUE US!
____________________________________________________________________________ ______________
Near the Gold Saucer area where the red sock in the sand (Ruby Weapon) is still poking out. Tifa was having little luck with her flirtation signals to Cloud. Mostly because Cloud was in a daze ...
Cloud: *thinking* Mmm ... Aeris ... decomposing in ... *left eye twitches* Ancient City water.... soo hot *Homer Simpson drool*.
Tifa: CLOUD! Are you listening to me?! *Grabs him by the arm a tad it peeved and chucks him towards the pokey sock (Ruby Weapon)*
Cloud: AHHH! It's eating away at my flesh!! *Screams all girly-like*
**Everyone watches as the Pokey-Sock (Still Ruby Weapon) drags Cloud into the sand**
Barret: Oh, geez, what a lost. *Evil grin looking straight a Tifa*
Cid: Oh my GOD! It killed Cloud! B@$T@RD! *For the first time the cigarette falls from his lips*
(Actually the 2nd time but that's BESIDES the point we're trying to make)
RedXIII: *Sniffs the cigarette butt* Heeeyy! This ain't no cigarette ... it's a jo-
Cid: *Clasps his hand over RedXIII's muzzle and whispers in his ear* Shh.... you idiot, if I tell you where I got it, will ya shut yer mouth?
RedXIII: *Nods continuously* Mhmm ...
Cid: The Chocobo Sage ... tell him I sent you. *Removes his hand*
RedXIII: Thank you. *Big smile*
Tifa: *Cries on Barret's shoulder* What if we never get him back? Boohoohoo *sniffles*
Barret: All the better ...
Tifa: *Looks up wide-eyed* What did you say? *Blinks*
Barret: N-nothing ... *Innocent smile* I said it would be a b-ad ... thing ... yes.
Cait-Sith: *Waddles over* Hi guys, what's going on? Why's Tifa crying? *Is clueless like always*
Tifa: The Pokey-Sock sucked in Cloud! Boohoo! *Resumes crying*
Cait-Sith: Have some respect you two asswipes! *Whacks Cid and RedXIII having their own little party on the side*.
**They all try to consol Tifa**
In the shack of the Chocobo sage: (later that evening)
Cid: *Laying over stairs singing "Stars and stripes"*
Chocobo Sage: *Joint in mouth* Oh, I REMEMBER something!!
Red: *Arm around the Green Chocobo* Hey BAAABY!!! *Stoned voice* What, goin' on tonight you?? May I make you plans??
Cid: *Stops in mid song* Why, you hittin' on dat bird? Am not I more good lookin'?? I put Red in faith … wait a minute … did that make a sense?
Chocobo Sage: Yea, dude!! I understand …
All: *Except the chocobo they all hallucinate a Mog in the middle of the room running on the spot*
Chocobo: WAAAAAAARRRRK!!!!!!!
Red: What?? You find dat Mooooog betta lookin' dan meh?? C'mon babaaaaaa, I'm da only… *Drunken slur* satisfactory male here!!
Cid: C'hoo talking bout?? SMILE. LIKE A DONUT!!!!
**Silence**
**after a few minutes**
All: AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA, dat's fun e!!!!!!!!
**5 hours later, still laughing like retards**
All: AAHAHHAHHHHAHHAHAHHA
Cid: *pounds on floor with fists*
**All drop dead sleeping with monstrous snoring**
Well, that's the end of Part 1 … what shall happen next … R&R please! We NEED to know what you think!