Hogwarts is Still a High School
New York Quotes Challenge
Drabble One
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Draco sighed as he flung his arm around her shoulders, "Now Hermione, I think you're blowing this a little out of proportion. It wasn't that big of a deal."
She was embarrassed to even be seen with her boyfriend, Slytherin Prince or not, "Draco, I have never seen someone as smashed as you were last night, and I can't believe you would do that…"
"Now, love, I wasn't that drunk."
"You peed on Professor McGonagall's chair in the Great Hall!"
He winced; that reminded him of his detention that night, "It wasn't that bad. I'm sure someone as bright as me has done it before. And I would even bet you no one even noticed besides that old hag McGonagall."
As the made their way into the Great Hall for their dinner, they were greeted with thunderous applause and obnoxious hollers. Looks like the rest of the school, not just the drunken (or just a tad tipsy in Hermione's case) participants of Slytherin "Welcome-Back-To-School" party, had gotten wind of Draco's deed.
Hermione glared, "Oh yeah. Nobody knows."
But Draco was embracing the fame, despite the glares he received from both his girlfriend and her Head of House. After all, it wasn't every day one urinated on a Professor's chair.
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Author's Note.
Quote used: "I wasn't that drunk." - "You [outrageous action]!"
The first drabble of my new collection! I promise you, the list of quotes from this challenge by lilkyonkyon is… outrageous to say the least- and this is going to be a seriously hilarious collection. Hopefully everyone will be just as enthused about this as they were for Once Upon a Disney!
Ps, if you want to take a shot at this challenge, I highly encourage it. You can find in on the Harry Potter Challenge Forum, which is under the Fanfiction forums, Harry Potter, then it should be on the first page. Just putting this in since I usually have questions about where I find my challenges (:
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